That guy thread. I'll start

That guy thread. I'll start.

"my favorite car is the bugatti veyron"

Nothing wrong like liking a Veyron.
Better than
>BAKA DESU NE PANDA COROLLA

>My bike is 10x faster than your car
>Nah I wont drag race you because my mom said I had to be home by 8pm
Had this asshole talking shit all night one party.

>I can't drive automatic because I don't know what to do with my hands
Maybe just place them on the wheel?

"the gt-r is faster than the corvette ;("

this. those are probably the same people that drive with one hand on the shifter

This .. 288 GTO

"the corvette isn't a piece of shit :("

Goddamn lol'd.
Been driving manual my whole life and every now and then I have to drive an auto.
Heel-toeing doesn't work, I just get whiplash.
The shifter doesn't need moving but I always wobble it at lights.

But my hand. It's so lost, it just sits on my hip.

Those guys don't care about Veyrons any more. They've all moved onto the Chiron.

Maybe that's why people are so inattentive when driving an auto, because their brain can relax and turn into power-saving tunnel mode.