>Sip some coffee and sit outside a cafe
>See a 10/10 girl
>Talk to her
>She ignores you and then tells you to fuck off - that she has a boyfriend
>Leave and climb into your supercar
>She shows interest, walks up to you and tries to talk to you
>Turn on the engine, roll the window down
>She asks for your number and says that its not that serious with her bf
What would y/o/u say or do to this gold digger before speeding away like a boss?
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Fuck her and then block her number
b my gf
She goes to police and claims rape
has your dna in her vagoo
you gonna be in prison for a long time kek
Tell her to fuck off
Videotape it
Share it with us so we can jack off to seeing you nut on her tanned, flat belly.
I pinch myself and wake up
Get her number, fuck her anyway.
Why did you get that supercar in the first place? Just to go fast? HAHAHAHA
is a must, too. Any woman that is that conniving on the fly always has ulterior motives.
Drive off. 7 billion women on the planet, you can't tell me at least one single girl isn't a whore.
Say that I want to focus on the D as I brap on her face
>See a 10/10 girl
>Talk to her
Some things are just too unrealistic to imagine.
>7 billion women on the planet
since when is 95% of the human race made out of women, not one single man would be without multiple partners in that case, imagine..
That's not how it works retard
Tell her fuck off you have a girlfriend
This, it would still be the same. The top 20% of men still get hundreds, if not nearly a thousand fucks a year, and the rest get a few lays throughout their life if they're lucky.
What is the point of this retarded poorfag fantasy?
I don't have this problem driving my car. ;)
>"Reality is both more complex and simpler than you think it is. Your existence means nothing. Do more drugs. Maybe we will meet in another realm some day, but I doubt it; you're too scared."
Fug
>"Cyka blyat"
>peel out with single hand gripping at 12 o clock on the steering wheel
Make direct eye contact with poker face for 5 full seconds, then laugh obnoxiously loud, follow up with a stonefaced no, and drove off.
>She asks for your number and says that its not that serious with her bf
Lots of girls are social climbers. They are looking for an entrance key to get introduced into circles of wealthy people. She would simply use you in order to meet all your rich friends and then abandon you once she built up a circle of contacts.
aint got time fo' yo' skanky ass.
i wasnt shit when you thought my ass was broke you can get fucked
how wide are your rims?
>be inna e90 335i
>braaaaap down street next to college campus
>spot 10/10 azn qt3.14 stumbling drunk and crying on the phone
>roll down window, "h-hey d-do you need a ride?"
>qt shoots me a glare and walks faster and i speed off into the night
>not fucking a gold digger
Just because you have money and she wants money doesn't mean you have to give her anything.
>Veeky Forums: the post
>ride Harley
>am not fat or massively ugly
>7/10 alt tatted girls try to hitch a ride
>'omg nice bike so badass can i have a ride'
>helmet laws bitch, safety first
Mfw
I'd be spiteful enough to tell my circle of friends that I have HIV, watch her crash and burn, then get tested and prove to everyone I'm all G after she's fucked off outta there.
did you at least offer her some eggs?
I point my gun at her, and blow her fucking jaw away.
Do a donut and hit your mother, and a succesful J-turn into your sister
are you me?
>drinking a stubby out side of pub
>see 6/10 easy root
>"how ya going, sweetheart?"
>doesnt have a bloke and keen for a root
>unlock into old ute
>have to start it by spraying a can of fly spray into the throttle.
>by the time I've got it started she taking off in some other wankers landcruiser
>tells me she got a new root and to get fucked
What should I have done, lads?
I had to read this 3 times before I understood it
>tells me she got a new root and to get fucked
take her advice and find another root
Tell her I'm really only interested in Ukranian runaways that can hold their breath for a good, long time while I live out my rape fantasies.
Tell her they'll keep getting younger, she'll keep getting older and my cars will just keep getting nicer. Then toot my horn and rumble away to take my frustrations out on orphaned east-european teens.
>>have to start it by spraying a can of fly spray into the throttle.
fuck oath mate
>Why did you get that supercar in the first place? Just to go fast?
yes, if I wanted to go slow I would've bought something else
*tips fedora*
>t. autistic rick and morty viewer
tell to not be stupid and read books to be smart so that you can get your own supercar. maybe try to invest in her so i can unslut her.
i hate it when women sell themselves.
>harley