/ss13g/ - janitors on a messy station

I don't see the problem with this, it's pretty hot.

You newfags haven't been around long enough to know the ropes
You gotta build up
Gotta fan the flames
That's how this all got started
So you counter it with another flame
There's a science to this
I'll solve all the problems with my method

This man is fighting for your right to have endless 10 minute rounds!

This man is your friend!

I just realised the webms are called paradise because it's someones vision of paradise, not because it's on that server

I am pretty sure those things are on paradise

Wrong. The dog borgs were in a real and controversial PR for Paradise Station. (Which has been closed.)

Citadel, right?

This is our fate if we let people like CodenameB and Kolith go unopposed.

youtube.com/watch?v=ijIvb5WkVGE

This is your 2hotdogs for the night.

>codenameB
codes good features
>kolith
a joke, hated by all

>1 minor improvements for every 6 snowflake and fetish PRs
At that point just repoban, it's obviously all just an excuse to push the latter.

nothing wrong with more customization options

he doesn't make any fetish shit

I like Kolith, you jerk!

why?

>dude maids lol
>dude makeup so I can be hard at dolling it up lol
>dude diona hair so I can fantasize easier about them lol
>DUUUUUUUUDE REMOVE BOMBS
I don't know what's even the point about replying to a shill like you

Lol

>maids
maids exist irl too, and the maid outfit has been in the game for years
>makeup
very hard to even see and lets people make their character closer to what they imagine if they want makeup
>diona hair
not hair but branches and flowers and leafs to look like hair, it's more options. You don't have to use it
>remove bombs
epic

I'mnot a shill, I don't see how more things can be bad, especially when it's barely noticeable things.

Nice guy, rounds he's in are more fun, likes sneks, added nice things to the code.
What's not to like?

I fucking hate ahelp whining shitters

Okay Kolith.
No one actually thinks this about you.

Whatever you say, CB.

reminder

>nice guy
Like if
>rounds he is in are more fun
So, none of them since he doesnt play
>added nice things to the code
Like what, his failed attempt at gutting the artstyle?

Can someone with a git account post this to the Packedstation PR? Don't know if it's meant to be there of if it was just overlooked.

Looks like what happens when you move around the map in Dream Maker. It's an absolutely garbage program and tears up the map.
Look at everything else on the same y - it's not just those windows

Stop bullying him. Don't be an asshole.

>literally not even acting like you're not Kolith

holy fuck you're right.
We are being held hostage by this shit engine.

...

But I'm not Kolith, I'm not posting snakes.

turn on hardware acceleration

If it's OK to jobban people who are exceedingly shit at their jobs, then explain why it's not OK to antagban people who are exceedingly shit at being antags.

Because the latter is more subjective than the former.

Great job, let's leave the most important role of the game completely unmoderated and unregulated because everyone's too pussy to raise their hand about it.

Do you want people to be afraid of playing antagonist?
With how subjective it would be, people would be afraid of doing anything in fear of punishment because they don't know what would bring such punishment.

There's still nothing wrong with customization options. Not everyone who plays here wants to be le ebin bald greyshirt man of """robusting""".
>inb4 'muh bay'

Yes.
I want people to be afraid of being shitty antagonists.
Just like people are afraid of playing security at first.
Just like people are afraid of playing heads of staff at first.
God forbid they put a tiny bit of effort into it rather than lol got muh antag roll timz 2 grif

its different, you get antag once in a blue moon, you cant except people to have any practice or be good at it

>Just like people are afraid of playing security at first.
>Just like people are afraid of playing heads of staff at first.
This isn't a real thing that happens, is it?
I'm against "dude bombs lmao" and "ebin blasma flud" as much as the next guy. But I don't want people to fear playing antagonists.
Especially when it would be enforced so subjectively.

>stealth antags
>asshats who only ever just beeline straight for the plasmafludd/6bomb roundstart
>senseless permarecall of the shuttle while hiding
>deadpop murderbone with no sec (combine with permarecall for maximum faggotry)
It's not a matter of skill, user.
As if we had a shortage of people with antag enabled.

I don't see the problem with stealthing it up.

If at the end of the round not one single person felt antagonized, you didn't antagonize shit.

That has little to do with being stealthy itself.
And by the way, perma recalling gets punished.

youtube.com/watch?v=VW9wlPtDc50
Valkyrie Stamps!

What is this shit

Slut techpriestess borgs when?

>people don't play the way I want them to and that should be bannable
Actually, being shit at the job is not why we have jobbans. Abusing the perks of the job to griff is why we have jobbans.

Roll engineer, grab glubs, singuloose or break into places is jobbanable because you're actively using items and access not available to a normal greytider to greytide extra hard. Roll engineer, grab hardsuit, fuck off to space is generally not jobbanable, because no one cares and 90% of rounds they're obsolete anyways because people do their job for fun.

Shit antags can't be antagbanned just for being bad at the game, they have to do something that is active griff, which is only possible on newcops, rev, cult, and wizzy.

it's a cute little fan video

Of what?

the song and a bunch of characters they like from media

You have to go back.

Thanks but no thanks

Does TG give out antagbans?

the R-ust is basically a spess Tokamak, right? superheated ionized plasma held by magnetic forces, resulting in fusion

>The R-UST Mark 7 is an advanced thermonuclear fusion reactor.
>It requires a variety of parts and materials to setup, most of which are ordered from cargo only.
>At the core of the R-UST is a huge solenoid called a tokamak, which produces a strong electro-magnetic field, this field holds plasma molecules in suspension, heating up the plasma and releasing it to produce extreme amounts of heat.
>Amongst the fusion events, there is also production of radiation, which can be used as an alternative source of radiation if used in conjunction with radiation collector arrays.
>A variety of reagents are injected into the field by usage of a Rust fuel injector.
>For fusion events to happen, the field needs sufficient amounts of energy, it gets charged via usage of Rust gyrotrons

ah, we were talking about tokamaks in my class and I just now made the connection. thanks user.

Who else was just gibbed by robits? Why the fuck did it happen?

Does your static have any mechanical limbs or organs, if so why?

>This video is not available.
I feel I've been spared a great deal of pain.

>2009
>Swf Flash
A great great deal of pain.

yes
muh arpee/backstory + doctor salt

Right hand.
At first I thought, why the fuck not?
Then I learned it's up sides so it stuck.

It's all in the medical notes.

youtube.com/watch?v=lLBNxOl9lao
Who is the "Hercules" of ss13?

Mechanical eyes, lungs, and hands. Because when a Supermatter Delamination happens I want a legitimate reason to suicide succumb.

>'MU-MUH RP'
Would you please fuck off back to Bay? Stop making MD's jobs harder because you want to be special snowflakes, faggots.

The wizard or the geneticist

I will remain augmented because I pray for the day mechanical organs aren't entirely useless.

RP is required, light RP not no RP.

is there a way to restart the test server? someone spawned a necromorph that keeps exploding and its lagging the whole server

delamination, shuttle call, nuke. Take your pick

thanks

Delaminate a supermatter crystal, not a shard. Or use a codebreaker or whatever it's called to set off the nuke.

once again we have secured the existence of box babies and a future for our map

shut the fuck up box station best station

Always blow the borgs.

Bagel is literally the best due to the generosity of it.

>lol I hate box am I am oldfag yet? xD

>singularity in the middle of the bagel

So, you want no one to play antag?

>no chococoin near the tool storage
That alone makes it a bad map

>using the singularity
Only people who set it up on bagel do it because it's the map's meme.

You have to go back.

>30 messages per minute on the discord
why don't you fucks come post in the thread

>muh powergay isn't being handed to me on a silver platter, what gives?!

90% of them are not related to the game
90% of them are in dorms and nsfw on Veeky Forums

You really are good at percentages

0/10 OP

You didn't even try.

Those two things are not mutually exclusive, and can thus overlap

>30 posts per minute
>27 are not related to the game
>24.3 are posted to #dorms are nsfw

good to know our containment is working as intended. now we can identify who needs a ban