/tekgen/ - Tekken General

A "waifu" is a cop-out. A lie that some loser tells himself. This is the result of a person who has given up on life. Not only does it require a weak man, but a completely insane one at that. By accepting a "waifu" into your heart, you condemn your existence to something entirely invalid. You has espoused an illusion that's created to attract the lowest possible caste of male. Only betas without any concept of self-actualization will take a waifu. A waifu lover isn't even worth the paper that was used to print his birth certificate. He is inferior in all matters and there is nothing good to be said for a person who is so devoid of meaning that he has resigned himself another man's drawings.

>Wavedash/Backdash on Pad
>I use the analog stick on the pad, no tutorial for that anywhere on the internet
welp

Poochop

>get hit
>get juggled for 75% of your health
wow great game guys, much better than jive

Neither Chloe looks as good as game Chloe.

Don't use the analog

>You has espoused

Does Tekken have legit 50/50s?

>get hit
found your problem buddy

You think the inputs change or something? What a goblin.

OK seriously guys please someone post the real OP with the real info.

Have a (You)

POST SOME FUCKING SEXBOTS

>watching videos and streams through a browser
maximum pleb wtf is wrong with you tech illiterates.

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I find Tasty steve godd as a commentator but sometimes he just does plainly weird noises and moans. Also he feels compelled to say "get off me " EVERY time there's a throw break.

reminder to filter all trip/namefags

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Asuka.

Honestly, Paul is super honest. If you get fucked up by Paul, you just got outplayed. Honestly.

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*crushes your mid with b3*

>Low IQ Feng vs High IQ Jack
Scrubs like FAB are getting exposed.

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>noises and moans.
>not liking UHH
That's his shtick, he's emotionally invested. every commentator has a shtick

Is there any way to choose your winpose or is it completly random?

Imagine your favorite Tekken character being turned into a shitty joke character

jesus shit, not even crapcom is that cruel

am i going to have a really bad time playing this game if i main yoshi even though its my first tekken game?

At least he's not as bad as the squealing monkey Yipes, and "durr it's like he's saying some stupid shit by doing that move" Seth Killian, James, Skisonic, the one white cuck I forgot the name of that's with James.

Actually, all the commentators suck. Nevemind.

Maybe you just don't get the joke. Paul is awesome

Who should I play if I like Jam in Xrd?

>Tekken 6 was 10 years ago

Paul was always a joke character

I don't know what determines the winpose, but it's chosen before the match starts. If you go into versus mode, or even treasure battle, the winpose doesn't change until you change stages.

no

>Jack
>delete this character

It's actually 화랑 or "hwah lahng." I still say "howerang."

Jack's rage drive is the shit

I'm a 17er

Where are my's at?

Jack delete you

*blocks your path*

Nah, it's woah-rang

Jack looks so fucking ugly, if he didn't look like a children's toy I would play him

Literally everything capcom is a joke now.

just dont expect to win very much

Thank god for head gear and glasses. I use them for all the people I can't stand to look at.

>Tekken 6
>The series has been shit for 10 years

Can't wait for him to get BTFO again by a Korean

And theres nothing wrong with that user.

just stick wheels and the mechsuit on him and pretend you're playing a transformer

Why don't they write it as hwarang in the English version? Hwoarang is pretty dumb

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Should I main Feng or Jack?

>speedkicks perfected by a literal who

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Anyone wanna play EU PS4?

He was Tekken's Ken for a little while though

South America is better than USA at Tekken so their literal whos are pretty good.

Alisa: pink pubes
Asuka: brown pubes
Eliza: black pubes
Josie: black-brown pubes
Katarina: brunette pubes
Kazumi: black pubes
Leo: blonde pubes
Lili: blonde pubes
Ling Xiaoyu: black pubes
Lucky Chloe: blonde pubes
Master Raven: brown pubes
Nina: blonde pubes

>being this new to tekken
latin america is fucking great at tekken.

holy fuck that rage art

Probably legacy reasons. T3 came out in '96-'97. It's been too long so changing it now would be weird maybe.

I the recovery of a whiffed move the same as the hit recovery?

>tfw playing Eddy like a slippery snake and getting timeout wins because his backdash is pretty good
any other evasive characters? hopefully ones with better pokes

lol
it's time for you to stop

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When?

>Master Raven: brown pubes

wrong

>Alisa: pink pubes
Her pubes are reprogrammable, no?
>Master Raven: brown pubes
maybe brown with blond?

Tekken 1-3, he was Kazuya's direct rival and he beat Ogre.

Stop phoneposting, fraudkicks.

Hello 17er. Koreans haven't ever won a tournament there despite trying several times.

youtube.com/watch?v=LK23ZlDKXvM
youtube.com/watch?v=oJzK6t2X8_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=X3nqiLiTn2U

Not him but I don't have a problem with it. He's not mixed in with the hyper drama surrounding the mishimas but he's also not a joke in the same way as Roger or Panda

SPEEDKEK

HOLY FUCK JESUS

SPEED
AND
WEIGHT

ahahahhaha eat shit americans

WHAT THE FUCK SPEEDKICKS, CHOKING AT THE END.

BOB BOB BOB BOB

That was intense.

STINKY BOB

Wtf I love Bob now

Lee was Kazuya's rival though.

SPEED
AND
KICKS

>just speed kicks loses
>speed and weight kicks and punches wins

Koreans facing off

>tfw miscalculated RA.

SPEED
AND
DICK!

Kazuya never saw him as a rival

Hwoarang buffs when

HAHA TIME FOR KIMCHI

>that ps4 ambience audio
sounds nice desu