Outlaw trucking thread

DUMB CUNT

Forgot ur trip buddy boy
Are u going to contribute or just be a bitch

I don't have one, ya mong.

How is your live in prostitute going?

By calling my mum and telling her to tell my sister to behave
Nice acne ridden forehead

>Attention whore trucking thread
>If you don't have self worth issues you can't post here
>Attention whores only

>financed by daddy

Lol you fucktard, are you this desperate for attention?

Been trucking hard either smoke a bowl or do a line before i depart

Hook us up with an 8 ball

Can I ask what outlaw trucking is?

Getting financed by your daddy

Only have a gram on me my man. Got pulled over in my personal this morning going 95 pretty wired but cop knew my outfit and let me go kek

Fuck. I got cairns to adelaide tomorrow morning, double dog, i really need to get my outlaw on

>be 7mgeFag
>circa June 2015
>just got out of trucking school and into my first company (lol Covenant)
>talk to some wise old 60-something negro that talks like Boomhauer
>tells me he's been trucking all his life but he's here cuz he got fired
>I ask why
>he proceeds to tell me that at his last company his Qualcomm went down and the company told him to drive "normally"
>Boomnigger literally went from Seattle to Ft. Lauderdale in 48-ish hours
>he shows up to the receiver 2 days early trying to drop the load
>the company dispatcher LOLWUT's hard
>tells him to head to the nearest terminal "to service the truck"
>they fire his ass on the spot when he shows up
>mfw I would have fired Boomnigger too

Must be running Australian HOS

>14hr drive time in 24hrs with 7hr minimum reset.

She makes Jessica Nigri's forehead look small.

>11 hours in the US
>13 hours in Canada
>14 hours in Straya
>here in Germany it's 9 hours a day and 90 hours in a 14 day period, and no driving on sundays and holidays apart from perishables

Come on post her nudes already!
(Please)

Who here outlaw

ITT:
>Reasons you shouldn't do meth

Okay so has there ever happened to any of you outlaws when ur bunk bunny drops her lighter between the door and seat?

>women who smoke

>this entire thread

Had the bunk bunny cook me a wholesome and hardy motherfucking stirr fry.
Afterwards I took her up into my flat top sleeper berth and drove her ass all around it while the dog watched

400 miles in about to stop for a nice bowl of chronic and a stretch comfy outlaw

That looks delirious

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Do U faggots blow massive outlaw clouds or what?

So you basically live in a truck's bunker with a dog and your wife? Is that "Outlaw trucking"?

Also

Why did he get fired exactly what's wrong with what he did? Not a trucker I don't understand

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The dog isn't very impressed by you eating from his dog bowl. How's trucking with another person and a dog in a flat top sleeper space-wise anyway?

Seattle to Ft. Lauderdale is a 3300 mi and roughly 47 hours trip according to Google Maps. You're allowed to drive 11 hours a day. Somehow that guy arrived after 48 or 49 hours. You see where this doesn't add up?

It can be cramped. But mostly I am either driving or sleeping.

I can't even find a girl to date, and here's this degenerate posting lewd pics of his girlfriend on Veeky Forums who lives in a tiny cabin on wheels with him.

Women are impressible unless their autism sensors go off. If you're a normie however you can simply pick a gimmick and drop some money into it, and someone will fall for you. Case in point, this otherwise completely exchangable guy who defines himself through his tattoos, black truck and black Harley.

Maybe if u rode a mans bike you could find a GF

How is that even possible

Painted canyons

By driving normally, which in trucker terms means meth and pissing in bottles.

Paid vacation to Miami. Deliverd an awning system for a restaurant in south beach. 4,200$ from Minnesota. Was supposed to deliver Monday but they called and told me hey wouldn't be ready for it until Wednesday and offered me 500/day till it was offloaded. It worked out pretty good

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she looks like 11 wtf

I only fuck with 18 and up.
18 speeds
18 wheels
Must be 18 to ride my 18 inch dick

>tiny cabin on wheels
It's called a cuckbox

>outlaw thread
>following board rules

You gonna get tendies tonight???

Not even the real poser.

Lol I thought this board couldn't get any gayer but this thread pushes the faggotry to a whole new level. You guys are gayer than the miatafags. Let's see your dildo collection faggots

Outlaw shit tonight while everyone else argues about a Miata

Yeah what up
Was just in the faggot general.
Truckdog is a faggot what else is new

GRUBLYFE

>outlaw motorcyclists
Confirmed for poopy tongue Indian rider

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>turbo r1
LMAO

Only Suzuki stonk enough for 5km+ wheelies.

>14 hrs every 7 he's
fuck that

>that fucking tattoo

I bet 90% of the posters in this thread watch anime and don't drive by scales when they're open.

I'll stop at scales at my own leasure thanks. Not when they they want.

No idea what this about but I love it

Is running legal too much for you?

It's too much for any trucker.

This may be the cringiest thing I have ever seen on Veeky Forums. And I saw Frosty become a woman.

"bunk bunny"
Literally just your wife that you live with in a fucking truck. You're pathetic, not outlaw.

you were pulling this same shit a few weeks ago
didn't you get banned or something?

please stop blogposting
this whole thread smells

>infowars sticker

Lern 2 spel retard

Sometimes if I know an inspection station is open I'll take a back road to avoid it. Also one time I ran a scale because I was 800 pounds heavy. am I outlaw?

when are you going to start posting webms of your gf on /gif/?

You're weak as piss m8.

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>3quarter
>Bike looks too small for him
>Cuffed jeans
>Thinks he's a cafe but he aint
>1 disk brake in the front

Nigga......

>Complete squid
Look mom I'm cool

Yeah u ride? Rip ur face off anyday with my ktm bitch

Mom's love road rash.

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Is this the edgelord trucking thread?