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Previous Memes:

BASED SLAVS

LITERALLY pick nyx'd

is Secret getting invited to TI?

>not related to VP edition
shit thread

Secret deserved it for being so tryhard

>Secret are good
-dee too gee

nope

no

>dota 2 gen

double shit thread

STOP MEMING

DON'T BE SO STUBBORN

YOU CAN WIN TOURNAMENT

based slavbros fucks secrekt cucks in the ass GONE SEXUAL

>decided to win

Secrefags on suicide watch

>implying VP are good
>Can only win on teamfight patch
>Still going to lose in first/second round in Losers/Winners bracket at TI

Yeah, come back to me when VP was good in a real patch like 2.79

BASED FUCKING SLAVS

BASED LIL

>DECIDE TO WIN
>WIN

>we decided to stop memeing and rofling
>and decided to win
>actually destroys secrekt
kek

>2.79

go back to /lolg/, Guinsoo, you know shit about Dota2 at this point

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What is Secret thinking right now
How do they feel

JUST WIN

>teamfight patch
you mean the meta we've been in since DAC 2015?

:^)

A minutes silence for MP's ass, which is going to have a lot of rage taken out on it tonight

Yes, anything since then is garbage

>manlet in the rekt shirt

Solo is such a cool guy

what do i do with my life now?

Now what?

PLAYED
LIKE THE DAMN FIDDLE

[LAUGHS IN RUSSIAN]

>gets married
>stops working out
I've seen this movie before

how much did VP just win?

masturbate till open qualifiers start

MP

DID

NOTHING

WRONG

What is d2g doing for Singsing's birthday?

Wait, was there Rotk?

I can't wait for redditors whining about how VP dropping a handicap they weren't obligated to play with was an asshole move. Secret knew full well that VP were doing this and tried to exploit it anyway, and VP bit them in the ass for it in game 5.

>go against team that pics diff. heros each game
>ban and choose from their limited hero pool
>they pick sven, which they played before
>you counter pick sven
>it's a sven support
>you get rolled over by an AM

L
M
A
O

>no cute girl montage to end the lan

nice job beyond the sjws

masturbating

>322s
>somehow still gets to play Valve tournaments
>memes a whole tournament
>decides to win in the final moment
Is there an active captain more based than Solo the 322-God?

100k

LD got married?

filtered

Well, i'm already sad it's over

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

teach me please

>implying she married him for his looks to begin with

He's finna get cucked boy

I already subscribed, but gotta sell him some memes

i still don't get the jojo reference with yapzor, khezzu and bath, dotards

>tfw balding
help me dotards

should I just wear a hat for the rest of my life like loda?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>We decided to win
How do I make this decision?

WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF NOW /d2g/?

LD ever worked out?

>implying LD ever worked out
He got a trophy Pinot wife at Manila

shave it now and grow a beard if you can and you'll be fine

doesn't it have something to do with the bath scenes from the old summits with merlini and EE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>ywn be a part of the comfiest tournament
>ywn be a part of any tournament

Who's the asian chick?

OY VEY

hibernate until the next sports

>He got a trophy Pinot wife at Manila
nicela

Rate the summit 7 out of ten

what was he thinking about

Why was Universe at this tournament if EG wasn't playing?

>you will never be at a summit in your lifetime
how do you cope bros?

>play all games as solo safelaner
>your mid dies a lot but your pos4 soaks all the farm everygame
>your pos5 always starts in jungle
>but somehow everyone flames you
MP gaming

he put in effort to stop being a fat fuck

Show Ppd jumping into pool, for fuck's sake

GOLEM GET YE GONE

also
>implying ((((they)))) ever work out

>uni went there just to get free food
this ain't a birthday party uni, go home

Honestly this gets a 9/10, purely because of VP memery and hot_bid content

my beard it super patchy. i'm just gonna have to go full skinhead

he lives at the EG house which is nearby so he came along to film a meme sketch with hotbid and hang out with his boy Aui

>HotBid mentioned in credits

Wait, Hotbid was there? I never saw him on stream.

adelaide what are you doing for Sings birthday?

he benches 280, has a vid on his twitter

what do you call this body type /d2g/?

he got really into running around the same time i did, which was why i remember it.

Sad to see he couldn't stay on it, i can do 20 min 5k now.

Anyone else think GodZ is on estrogen?>

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I rate it memes/10

I think he decided to go to the EG house early, and that's pretty near the Summit house. He's there for free food

Ken Chen is a producer for BTS. He created all the sketches and competitions and whatever that were shown during downtime. He also does general event organisation stuff. He doesn't do front-of-camera personality stuff anymore though.

Open qualifiers when?

He came up with all the funny content

i dont know what to do tbqh

280k dollars you mean?

fuck that sucks, I loved hotbid interviews back in the bw/sc2 days

>no reddit teams except for NP
>breddy gud "talents"
>best memes in a while
>slavs being the absolute madmen
9/10 easily

Cmon man, it's the Summit. Of course HotBid is there. I think he was the producer for the filler content

Killing yourself would be a good start, Mermelaide.

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Blooper reels.

wtf i hate china now

>it's over

>Open Quals start on the 25th
ESPORTS SOON DOTARDS DON'T KILL YOURSELVES YET