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The na quals are the only ones worth watching, wew

SEA quals is good as well

SEA is pretty fun to watch

i dont watch soulless shink dota

Will this be the first TI with no Na'Vi?

1st TI with no Misery

Tnc should sweep them but they're probably the second most interesting

>3 european teams invited
>3 european slots
>1 european team taking an NA slot

>1 NA team invited
>1 NA slot left after oddbois plunder the qualis

really makes you laugh

depends on who's the best nonVP CIS team

STATS

>implying NA deserves slots

At least TNC will have a chance now there'll be a qualifiers with no Faceless having their number

Planet Numale will probably come second in those quals

>tfw sa bulls will win thw dota bow

>planet numale
this is the worst meme tbqh

Anyone have that image of singsing being sent pizza by Veeky Forums?

>spics winning anything

terrible team names warrant terrible memes

>tfw because there are so many sea invite spots and so many of the teams are bad I could have a legitimate chance at getting in
who's with me?

>Fnatic, Faceless and Mineski all qualifying

Dotards!!!!!!

>*goes invs and runs away at max speed*

>mineski
>qualifying
LMAO

your TNC bait is so transparent

TNC don't win against SEA teams

Help me. I can't decide whether Puck or Templar Assassin is the greatest hero in Doter. But it's definitely one of these two.

daily reminder

just locked myself in a chasity cage until im 4k
i am 3.4 now

see you next year user

based supportbro

why does men lie d2g?

because women lie

Men lie because women lie, but st the end of the day ____ don't lie.

why dont stats lie d2g?

>it's a nahaz drops a massive statpill during a cast episode

>3 arabs
>1 slav
>1 mongol
>yuro

>1 jew
>1 chink
>1 mongol
>2 cucks
yuro

>5 slavs
>yuro

it really makes me laugh as well yuropoor

>tfw the guy that made Sheever webm's isn't around anymore

>sheever bedridden after chemo
>sheever-posting ceases
so she took it upon herself to shill for attention
a new low

>be eg
>4 yuru
>1 legit american
lolz!

its another
>i don't understand how immigration works episode
when will you yuropoors educate yourselves

>claim american is white
>is actually shitskins
why are burgers doublestandards

>that post
just breathe, collect your thoughts and try again
no point posting while you're SEETHING yurofriend

Hes working and enjoying his life..

My teammates are brain dead how do I win low elo. I ganked lanes, but my teammates go mid and gank themselves when I leave it for 1 minute

>No best emma hero
wtf i hate dota now

>low elo
Go back to your baby safe space sim

truly a terrible feel but why did you post this unrelated pic?

>we as american whities suck 4 shitskin cocks
claps

Whiteness has nothing to do with being American, while Islam has everything to do with being yuro.

i strongly urge you delet this post

you keep posting second-worst emma for some reason...

>h0neylanposter baiting TNC fangays
>Get little to no replies
>TNCposter baits h0neylans
>Works everytime

How do you know?

Because i know who the sheever webm guy is, we met before and we're still friends

*picks chaos knight*

ok if you're a stoner we can agree to disagree
but if youre a watsonfag
srsly i hope you kill urself

Wage slave here.

I honestly dont know how can anyone enjoy his/her life while working. I miss my uni years tbqh

>EU filled with literal whos outside of Chad Finem and Secret
DOTARDS?

watsonniggers don't deserve the air they steal from humans

Well then tell him to come back, Sheever needs him more than ever in these times

Finally decided to climb out of the trench. When is the crushing loss streak coming?

>le powder of invisible cancel

>clockwork underlord zeus
if you keep picking those heroes ye 100%

As soon as the next patch hits

>6 out of 7 teams in the SEA qualifier have flip/s on their team
MOST POWERFUL RACE

How do you even win at that MMR with Clock? i tried him a little when i was climbing and i'd always stomp their safelane and make it so they couldn't show on map for 15mins after that, but because we'd never close out before 45 and clocks a shit farmer i'd always feel useless by the end. ended up climbing out with Lycan and it was EZ-PZ mode

>EU without CIS is an overhyped joke
NO SHIT

based

40 hour weeks are complete bullshit, feels like 80%of ur life is being wasted

THEY KNOW

Hes happy, trust me

He is still around here sometimes just doesnt bother making webms anymore because he doesnt watch stuff that much anymore

Reminder that 5 of 6 CIS teams ended up in bottom 5 at last TI EU qualifier :^)

Clock is probably the easiest hero to climb out the trench with, u can play very aggressive and punish over extending trash supports that will happily feed u and make u huge for mid game

Wage slave here, at least i can spend money on pointless cosmetics without nobody judging me

t. Posting from work

Clock is one of the easiest supports to trench climb with (like Nightstalker in that respect) but certainly not one of the easiest overall.

define "trench". is this 2k or what

well CIS quals don't look stacked as well this time
fucking navi look like the most probable winner

Actually I've always picked Zeus, I didn't even realize he was OP this patch.
As soon as you hit 6 you stop stomping their safelane and start stomping the rest of their team. If you did a good enough job in the laning stage your carry is gonna outfarm theirs. Also even if you aren't farmed a good hook and cogs can still win you a fight.

>cuckbicle
now this is wageslavery

2k and 3k, I guess u can climb with anything out of 1k since no one knows what they are doing regardless what hero

what is a comfy job that i can just sit around and browse Veeky Forums all day
overnight secutiry or somethign?

user how many cum rags surround your battlestation at this very moment?

>NET

literally any middle management/bureaucratic/admin job in any industry

11 but some are tissue from blowing my nose

Come on man

Yeah that's what'd happen tho, every game. I'd be an early/midgame terror. Get BM, Force, Aghs sometime in the midgame; but because i wasn't a semi-carry it was so painful to actually end a game and you can't trust your cores to reinforce a farm lead because 9/10 they'll just sit mid for 5 mins after laning stage looking at the enemy. Picking something that could become a pseudo carry made 2k>4k so much easier

I have your ip here mate, dont make me do it

Anything in esports
t. esports journalist

HIT IT