Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Lt.Morales

fnatic is throwing with meme shit like bwing and etc.

Well the announcers thought chen was throwing yesterday

Chen have a 90% win rating in MSB and a shitload of pick rating you can't compare him with etc and bwing.

>tfw 36-51

Why isn't this guy more popular?

>most of his shit is super safe
>can slow enemies
>can stun enemies
>can capture Merc camps all day long
>can heal his pet frequently
>can potentially have a gorillion health points
>can pester squishies that rely on positioning like Li Ming

Sure, his overall damage is kinda shit, but it adds up.

controlling two units is too hard :~(

What am I doing wrong?

>that guy who picks rexxar and does nothing but solo the boss from level 4 up
Stop it.

Izual first

Who are we cheering for?

Does it anger you when said guy is in your team or on the enemy's team?

fnatic so that they will play 5 games

Both

>Masters last season
>Start promos this season
>Look around, everyone is in D3-D5
>They're legit all full retard
>Don't know any map strats, how to soak, or how to rotate
What the fuck happened, was there a huge MMR bloat or something?
Jesus, feels like I am playing gold normals.

Me.

Imperius kit will be literally Irelia.

>tfw going to finally attempt the climb today
I'm thinking of either going Arthas or Artanis if I need to fill for tank, dunkmodon if I can get him, or if I'm forced into support I'll go big dick Uther and fuck everyone, allied chat mute or leave it and any sites to help with bans/drafting in general

not fnatic at least not anymore

What would Itherael do? Malthael already has *teleports behind you*

sylvanas

>DUUUUUUUUUDE the mech counts as 0.5 kills so ITS FINE TO DIE 10 TIMES!!!!

You arent murky.

Who was the original hook character? Scorpion from Mortal Kombat?

Oh, dear.

Friendly reminder that fresh accounts are still able to place Diamond III.

What are you even talking about, I died 4 times.

the d.va died 12 times

Current score of dignitas v fnatic?

2-1 in dig favor FNC looks like they're about to win this one but knowing them they're gonna choke and drop.

Assmodan lets you suck yourself off

now is 2-2

dude genji lmao

oh wow the team who picked genji won

Best of 7?

>Dehaka is literally balanced for ONE patch
>instantly buff him to broken tier again

What's blizzard's fucking boner with his hero?

Is there anything more satisfying in this game than hooking, eating and them dropping someone behind a gate?

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They want teams to teamfight and not autistic split push. Dehaka helps with that by countering heroes like assmodan or murky.

don't you get it? he changes, adapts

gorge+bolt was the best thing ever but blizzard is a bunch of incompetent retards

no
>tfw running sitches Rag with your bro

Properly executing a Zera rewind combo on a squishy right in the middle of 2 teammates while doing every single peel they throw at you.

MADA MADA

Landing Lambs on the entire team

They made the same thing with Anub by adding passive spell armor to him while he was perfectly viable bursty tank after a slight hp increase and lvl 1 talent. Now they keep nerfing his cc kit and damage to turn him into a magic sponge.

>play support
>get in a lot of situations in draft where i think to myself "uther would be a great pick for our teamcomp but i dont have at 5"
>team asks for Malf but I dont have him at 5 either
>pick Auriel instead
>win
huh hows bout that

Seconding this.

>haha, again

I can see why they want to get rid of Bolt on a lot of heroes, and the new Hungry Hungry with the built in bolt is fucking grand.

Landing big dick ming combos on cocky faggots that think because they dodged a Q in lane at level fucking 1 they're hot shit.

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>use my voiceline as memeslug
>wizards just want to have fun

>ur onry huuman

the g- oh

TEEEEEEEEEEN THOUSAND YEARS OF FEEDING

>Based Muradin is in the grand finals last match FNC better win and not give best tank shame

youtube.com/watch?v=QFNtmw9Q29c

>use voice line as Butcher
>for Theramore!

I wonder if other people heard it that way too.

and you better learn how to use greentext

I meant Dva players in general, not you.

im pretty sure i can count with the fingers of one hand how many of my last, say, 100 games haven't had a li-ming on either team

dude what if we make a mage with literally no weaknesses lmao
dude resets lmao
dude what are cooldowns lmao

>you will never throat fuck Gilly until she starts coughing up phlegm

>dude what if we make a mage with literally no weaknesses lmao

*blocks your path*

Li-ming is countered by well over half of the tanks in the game and is in the same boat as heroes like Rehgar where she is unhelpful when behind.

>Li-Ming
>still bottom 5-10 win rate across all mmrs
>no weaknesses

Try again, sweetie.

Is Varian the most annoying hero ever created? he has no apparent counters, has 2 cancerous PROTECTED charges, slow and a taunt also on low cd

I want an anub action figurine

Just ward his jungle

>Is Varian the most annoying hero ever created?
Genji.

genji
tracer
d.va
chromie

D.Va

why does every single Alarak in my team never know how to use telekinesis as an escape?

yes. further more every hero is the most annoying hero ever, forced 50 exists and retards are placed just on your team. you're not bronze but you're stuck down there because of your teammates, you always have top stats but you lose and abathur gets mvp because of the bad algorithm.

Why does Li-Ming have so many apologists? Is there any other female hero that gets white knighted as hard?

The amount of people who don't know you can self-cast it is actually staggering.

>white knighting an underwhelming, easily-countered hero
uh
yeah

Cooldown reductions fucking when?
Best Girl deserves better than this, the cooldown for Blizzard is fucking stupid.

Stop posting

You cannot be serious.

t. TAUNTED player

you have to understand that despite the average player ranking in this general, there are in fact a few people in here above gold that realize li ming is actually balanced if not sub par right now. keep playing and you'll get better user!

Why are they so smug?

Pros have great results with Jaina.
Mostly because they know she's a hero that absolutely wrecks everyone assuming the enemy team doesn't have one of her several weaknesses.

this fucking faggot bird being an annoying cunt

They're not throwing right now, that's a major thing to be smug about after throwing 2 games in the finals of a big tournament.

>I-if I defend her in an anonymous chinese board, maybe she'll have sex with me!
Is this the rationale here? She literally doesn't exist.
>subpar
Lmao.

user, just because you struggle to stay in Gold 5 while maining the most broken mage in the game it doesn't mean she's actually balanced.

She needs at least a higher health pool. Her range is too short to use most of her kit safely.

>this projection
>these delusions

Q build has good range and a 2s cd provided you hit them

>I-if I defend her in an anonymous chinese board, maybe she'll have sex with me!
>Is this the rationale here? She literally doesn't exist.

>he lives in a universe where Li-Ming isn't his wife
In fact, I'm fucking her right now.

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Is Dig's Chromie's build god-awful or is there some sort of justification for it?