Douche takes up two spots

t. parks like a cunt

I put superglue in the keyhole of an asshole once.

>dick neighbor parks in front of my mailbox
>mailman can't deliver my check
> get cell phone turned off because I am not broke
>headgasketdelete.jpg

Lmao someone did this to my bike in middle school people at that school just loved to fuck with you

>in parking lot
>little nerd opens truck door into my car
>he doesn't acknowledge it
>get out car
>I'm at least a foot taller
>get in his face
>tell him he needs to get his eyes checked
>call him a stupid little fucker
>he stammers, doesn't say sorry or anything
>wait until he leaves
> my knee hits the side of his car by accident
>oops

and then you woke up?

>someone parks too close to me
>remove their engine

>mfw pillarless windows

>Guy parks over the line
>Switch RWD to FWD

...

>put boiled linseed oil in fuel tank
>???
>profit for the car dealership

>I put superglue in an asshole once.

>try and ram them so we both end up parked poorly
>hit a guardrail instead

>seagull someone parked in my drive
>mfw he was sat in the car

what did he meme by this?

>undo bolts holding one of the pistons to crankshaft

Holy shit, being this much of a newfag. Do you even have the slightest idea of what an engine looks like?

when dogging (watching people have sex in a car) you jizz over the windscreen, similar to seagull shits.

This is nowhere near well known terminology.

I was awake and lucid when this happened.

Fucking this lads. The linseed oil turns into a resin in the chambers and seizes it. Sugar don't do shit.

My fucking sides holy shit

guess you aren't out there dogging every weekend, square

>Hit the gym next to soccer field
>Come back to car where an SUV parked really close to me
>Pop my hood and pretend to look inside it
>Close it up and quickly walk to my door while keying SUV
>Drive away while another SUV parks next to the asshole.

Why do normie kids like to destroy things for no reason? I saw this behaviour from other kids growing up but could never relate to it.

>park my car
>someone parks next to me
>we shake hands and introduce ourselves, as we are now parking lot neighbors for the rest of the evening
>find out he's a really cool chap and invites me over to his house to meet his family and dog
>fall in love with dog
>start dating dog
>dog is actually his daughter
>mfw

Please tell me you left his exhaust resonator alone you madman.

>Dude parks too close to me
>find out where he lives
>Drug him
>rape him in front of his gagged and bound kids

>some cunt is on the line causing me to barly get in my car
>spray car with paint thinner

>guy doesnt use turn signal
>follow him
>find out where he lives
>sneak in that night and unscrew the salt shaker cap

meh
Absolutely savage.

>find a glass syringe in some drawer of my house as a kid
>fill it with Plasticine (think Playdoh but wax based instead of flour based) and heat it with a zippo I also found in said drawer
>go around the neighbourhood happily filling car and house locks with liquid plasticine

damn.. so this is the power of white trash

Jokes on you, I have bolt cutters in my trunk.

I think the little rats are jealous of the freedoms adults enjoiy because they don't know the resposibilities they have to bear.

Underage bus rider

>squirt red loctite in his lock cylinder

I've had that hair done to me. driver side too

damn fucking jiggaboo shit

This will stop the virgin thief, but the chad thief keeps bolt cutters around.

>pull into the parking lot of my new job I just started that week
>be in my car getting my nametag and lunchbox
>Porsche Cayenne pulls up next to me
>asshole in the passenger seat bangs his door into my car and walks away
>almost jump out to go off on the guy until I see it's one of the managers
>can't do shit because new job and there are security cameras and it's not the fault of the car owner his passenger is a dick
Thankfully it didn't do any damage to my car.

Just brush by his car with your key

>Holy shit, being this much of a newfag.

why would they be white?

>park next to a guy with the same model car as mine
>after shopping we both arrive at our cars at the same time
>we have a conversation about our cars
>I ask if he does his own maintenance
>he does
>talk about how I do my own to
>he asks if I would like to hang out in his garage and wrench on shit and drink beer
>how can I refuse such an offer
>when I get there, he looks at me
>we kiss
>I unbutton his pants and suck him off until he cums in my mouth
>we kiss some more
no homo tho

>gets pencil out
>draws circle on exhaust

what

The metal on exhaust pipes will hold heat and the graphite from pencils doesn't. So it will form cracks there and eventually make a hole. And everyone knows what a hole in an exhaust pipe sounds like.

aw

any sauce on that friendo

sounds a bit unlikely

>someone does something to slightly inconvenience me
>ignore it and keep going because exacting an equally petty revenge would take more time than it's worth

quora.com/Does-graphite-conduct-heat

>No, graphite is a conductor of electricity due to it's structure where each atom is bonded with 3 other carbon atoms in sheets held together by weak van der waal's force. The one electron of each carbon atom is free, which is responsible for conduction of electricity.

But it is not a good conductor of heat.

yes I am well aware of the physical properties of graphite

I mean has anybody ever made a hole in an exhaust with pencil, because graphite definitely conducts heat, it just doesn’t retain it very well

>be in gas station parking lot
>ratty ass white Cherokee running on maybe 3 cylinders parks next my new (to me car)
>10 year old kid in passenger seat
>opens door into my car
>he sees I'm right there
>he says sorry mister right off
>I just sigh and say "Just be careful next time."
>white scuff buffs out
Oh whoops, did it wrong, not autistic enough.
>faggot kid doors my new car
>leaves a huge ding doesn't stop to apologize or anything
>drives away
>I follow them at a distance and find out where they live
>see they have water dishes for animals on their porch
>return that night and fill them with antifreeze

>not just spraying a blue line of spraypaint on the rear lights

recent one
>new 2016 mustang is flooring it, the lane is about to merge and like 3 cars need to merge left into one lane
>he gets between us at like 65 mph, brakes hard and forces two of us almost off the road
>honks at us and flips us off, screaming at me in particular
>he lives in the same neighborhood like 15 houses away
>spray his rear lights at 2am
3 cars and counting, how much more can i get away with?

>my other car is a 30 year old shitbox
>paint is fucked
>body is fucked
>I do not give 1/9000th of a shit how it looks
>parks as close as possible to other cars that are on or over the line and not way in the back of the lot
>might even open the door with a little extra vigor if I don't like them (usually cuntish women is crossovers)
>park right next to driver doors of people who double park
>ding and scrape the shit out of people's cars if they hit mine
what are they gonna do, key it? scrape the paint? ding the door? the fuck do I care lol, stop being a piece of shit.

>smashes window

You don't believe me then test it yourself user. Make sure to do it close to the engine block.

Subaru drivers in a nutshell.

This is currently the most retarded conversation happening on the planet.

What are you shit at working on cars or something lmao.
I did a camshaft lobe swap on the weekend while black out drunk and my car now has vtec