[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

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Oh it's this again.

To this day Ive still yet to see a beak that tops his.

He bought a fucking fagbarth right? I hope he didnt sell his bike and truck for it,

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>To this day Ive still yet to see a beak that tops his.
you obviously haven't seen mine then

>A free fat nigress bathroom-bj is still a free bj.

Literally directly related to DBT, off yourself faggot

>inb4 Tel Aviv user

Now im curious. c'mon, please?

Not when you get herpes on your dick. Have some standards bro. I want my first time to be well spent. My first kiss was pretty good. I told the girl I had a crush on her right after she hooked up with some peanut-skulled loser and she broke up immediately with him and he started crying and I successfully tongue'd.

Daily /b/ Thread xd

Sorry if I offended your soda pouring salary.

Tell me some of your bike stories guys.

I honestly dont have anything particularly interesting beyond crashes and my own retardation.

I can say for certain mine is bigger than both

I did a wheelie at 130mph, that was pretty fun.

Ah but you're a virgin, that explains it.
Sure kid, keep sweating about having warts on your dick from oral while i plow you hs sweetheart bareback.

a pigeon flew straight at my front wheel and made me crash while I was going at 40

Here's a (You) I guess. You can take the mentally ill pregnant landwhale.

i literally do not take photos of myself for this reason

What bike?

Ive seen a motogp guy hit a seagull.

VMAX 1700CC

Antbike.

Was flat out down a pretty long straight on a back road in 4th, hit a small bump and the front wheel just came up really slowly, was pretty dope.

>Brought back my first 125 on the highway by -17°C to my place, 150km to go
>Had to stop, fingers starting to feel numb despise the winter gloves with silk undegloves
>Can't move my fingers anymore, even after warming up a bit on the exhausts
>See a cager and his family mirin my biku
>Cager come, ask me if it's a 500 or a 600
>"Nah, 125 only"
>Bring me coffe from his thermos
>"I've had X bike, and also X"
>Chit chat a few more minutes, get warmed up and finish the trip safely
You meet the nicest people when you ride a Honda.

Shut up pinnochio.

A guy cut in front of me the other day, but I just kept going and didn't confront him or anything

We're not even 30 posts in and this thread is already full of namefagging and insecurity

/dbt/ doesn't magically become your blog because you own a motorcycle

ayy fellow angry ant owner

You can do a side profile wearing your helmet with the faceshield open. Itd look like a snowman carrot nose. Please? Ill give you an exclusive dbt name like snowman user or The Beak.

my helmet has a nose cover so you don't fog up the visor, you wouldn't be able to see

Trips confirm

>125
I think the man was pitying your frozen ass. Also I rec thermal liners, even if its not hands the shirt and pants are nixe. Also consider those dorky bike mittens.

I usually do that. Its just not in my nature to react spontaneously like a tard when Im riding. Im happy when I ride.

I will however have trouble sleeping at night and plan over and over about killing them or running through what I couldve done in my mind. I have issues.

checked

take it out.

I agree but disagree, I feel we're a small enough clique to be able to tell small stories about riding and stuff without turning this into diary tier shit

>be riding on my regular route
>make a break on parking lot
>some guy with a r1200gs that also made a break compliments my bike, we talk a bit
>he moves along, I leave a minute or two later, in the same direction
>traffic light, passing the cars to get to the front, where r1200gs guy was again, greet him
>after a while I turn left, he now follows me
>ride on a narrow street with many tight bends, make a pause at the top of the hill
>gs guy says nice riding m8, you're riding very well for someone your age, your riding is very smooth, you look like you're one with the street
>t-thanks
>he then invited me for a drink in a shop at the top of said mountain
>then our ways parted
good bye, wolfgang

that was more than three years ago btw, pic related

can someone post their best/favorite riding videos I'm 1000 miles away from my bike and I can't take it any more

>drobanon.webm

That's was like 6 years ago, i'm riding a big boy bike now, don't diss the noobs for choosing well fited beginner's bikes.

>Tfw heating grips, hand protectors and a comfy windshield now

>riding down a backroad straight
>put down my faceshield
>oncoming construction truck passes by
>THWACK
>big chip in visor from a rock or someshit
t-thanks

Also bad was riding past a street sweeper. So much shit in my eyes and mouth.

I've actually gotten less douchebagy going from my adv to my sportbike.
Do you exercise because that always helps me with angry thoughts

Yamaha FZ10 good first bike?

>first day with new bike
>puttering through the touge just getting used to the weight
>ninja 300 user goes WoT past me
>don't really care, wasn't trying to go fast
>keep going for a few minutes
>come up to a switchback
>see the ninja 300 guy crashed into the barricade
>he's sitting down on the asphalt holding his side
>ride up, dismount, ask if he's okay
>he says his side is messed up, look down where he's holding and see some blood
>ask him to lift his shirt so I can see
>does it
>piece of intestine popping out, he's trying to push it back in
>clearly in shock
>mfw
>shit myself but keep a calm exterior
>"ok i'm going to call an ambulance, lets just get off the road here"
>cars keep driving by, nobody even slows down
>call 911, walk him off the road, move his bike
>wait with him for 15 minutes until ambulance arrived
>watch him get carted away
>wait another 40 minutes for the tow truck to take his mangled bike back
>ride slowly back home and ponder my life choices

i also have another story about a cute girl on a scooter with a half helmet that superman'd over the hood of a car and faceplanted into the asphalt but that story is even more morbid.

>tfw one of the reasons I haven't ditched the R3 yet is because I like this angle

Whelp.

>below 600cc
>ABS
>fuel injected

Are these the right parameters for a first motorcycle?

No.

650 would be fine too, just don't get a track-oriented bike.

Ayyy.

top sad

Any idea what this is?

Googling Twisted Throttle brings up some company that sells Adventure and Touring gear in North America. Dunno if they make any of their own products though, could just be something with a sticker that broke.

No and it's probably the ugliest bike to hit the market in a while.

Whoever left this behind crashed into a tree shortly after taking a sharp curve.

looks better than the 9

hows the ant life treating you? are you the UK one or the USA one?

Sted thrott

UK one, and not too bad. Been having a good time with it, just want to get a carbon RSV4 tail and a new exhaust of some variety, which is heinously expensive for this bike.

Got some Benellis to review for my interbutts channel tomorrow, get to take their Grom clone around a kart track which should be pretty dope.

And you?

I bet he still brags to this day about passing a leader bike on the twisties

Say what you want a out ninja or 250/300 riders but that's a real shame.

Considering your luck maybe you should take a basic first aid course. CPR, recovery position, bleeding, calming people down, and crash protocol. It's a good thing to have in your toolbox regardless and id you do group rides you can be that guy.

How long ago did you start riding though? I can recommend some resources.

Don't tell scoot story, will feel bad for QT.

>though half face helmets are retarded

I'm not conlan

Ill still shit on a 125 and ill shit on a 250 and 300 despite having owned the latter two.

Sounds like a scooter. Are you trying to cheat me? I can dig a big scoot like the burgman though. One group ride I did 6 fucking unaffiliated burgmans showed up.

mine has been in the shop for 2 months now, package got lost somewhere between here and uzbekistan. going to call the mechanic today and see where we are with it now.

was a good year before that whole debacle though

The headlights are arguably the best view conlan. Why didnt you get the matte grey with red accents version?

After getting black out drunk, shitposting a bit and then passing out, coming back to these makes me lose my shit.

At least I can talk to grills.

Awesome, dank wheelie btw. Still getting used to mine, turned the wheelie control off and was surprised to find it wasn't that savage with it off. Just nervous about dropping an £11k bike.

Sounds good. Dont get it new either and put sliders on it or a cage asap.

"No."

Both ugly, FZ-10 is generally agreed worse. People will keep asking you if you crashed it and cant afford plastics.

Either way if youre the guy that asked its not a beginner bike.

once hit a bat doing 60 on my naked bike,
it spilled shit all over my hand bc no handguards
i allways carry a little bottle of water since then

I was actually on a liter too, but I have a feeling he just wants to forget the whole day
I have my first aid tier 2 of 3 where I live. I usually carry a small first aid kit when I ride but I hadn't taken it out of my old bike, wasn't much I could do for him except get him to stop fiddling with his guts, lay down, and keep pressure on it while we waited. But tbqh most of the training went out the window when I saw him like that.

I've been riding for ~10 years now but most of that is dirt.

You have issues conlan. You remind me of myself 2 years ago and thats bad. I mean this in a sincere way stay away from drugs and shit. Arizona a shitty place to live in.

What is it with Retard3 riders being retards? Not only the fags here but literally everyone I know that had one crashed it.

The stock headlights look like shit, desu.

>300 rider pops his guts out being dumb

I'm short shifting and growing giant tendies for the next week after reading that.

>u hab issues :DDDD

No shit, the majority of those stem from lack of self-preservation. Is this Daily Therapy Thread now?

This is a nice backpack.

No it's pregnant.

I'm sure the extra 2 cylinders helps with the wheelies. I got used to them real quick after getting my bike because I didn't really have a choice without electronic assists. First gear feels so long but the torque is still ridiculous; would loop itself in like a second flat if you just held the throttle on.

>pic related

that fucking R3 again

>I'm short shifting and growing giant tendies for the next week after reading that.
embrace the skid demon and if you crash make sure it's bad enough that you don't feel it until you wake up in the hospital that night

Yeah with the V4 being a bit revvier it doesn't lift the wheel quite so aggressively, if I WOT in first it'd be an instant loop, second it comes up pretty fast, but the main problem is the speed it picks up when you try to wheelie, very hard to do from power alone without pushing 100 quite quickly. Getting there though, getting it up is the easy part, having the courage to try and open the throttle more and keep it there is where I'm struggling, but overcoming it slowly.

Getting there slowly. Can't wait to get an exhaust though, it sounds savage on the stock pipes, it's louder than my dad's S1000RR with a Yoshimura R77 slip on. Yoshimura are currently still developing the Alpha T for my generation so I'm trying to blag a free pipe do help with development, which amazingly they agreed to. They passed me over to their UK guy last week and I haven't heard anything since.

You're just projecting so much on here it's went from funny, to annoying, to just sad. Even now with your greentext you're memeing on me angrily and you were making yourself an ass in regards to someone here crashing.

Just chill out dude. Im not trying to tell you what to do or criticize you but try to enjoy riding and posting about it a bit. C'mon man.

Just tell us about the scooter grill already, user.

The rolling shitpost at this point.

>Wake up in the hospital that night

Weak, if I'm gonna crash I wanna go out like R1 user.

lol k

Forgot the >loltrolledU spirit for a sec.
No, i'm not riding a scooter, thank god.

Tbqh im getting sick of that r3 as well.

Can you go trip so I can filter you, conlan.

What bike. I'm just curious. I love all bikes, just not equally.

>tfw running late to the daily bdsm fuck sesh with the bois in a berlin basement

How much do you think this shit cost to make? It's a v8.

Gs 1200, posted a few pics in the last thread.
Basicaly a dad bike, but able to smoke your ass in the twisties without a single drop of sweat.

>stop liking what I don't like

Wondering how fast it does 0 to 60 too. Muh torque?

GS 1200 is a sexy bike. How does it compare to the hyper or multistrada? iirx the GS comes stock with a crash cage too.

Looks like a boss hoss. I think they start at like $80K. They probably only cost like $20K to manufacture though.