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/dbt/ map: Meet, Fight, Fuck.
google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

Nobike? Start here:

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>Baikus Before Waifus Edition
What about 3D waifus who have baikus?

>wr user has a gf
>you don't

What are some good chinese GoPro clones for a helmet cam?

Just get a hero 3. $100 for a refurb on ebay

>conlan is also a weeb
I dont see why you and squidanon arent butt rubbing butt buddies. You two have everything in common down to the same shit bike, need for attention, retardation, and sexual interest in chinese cartoons.

>squidanon has a gf
>you dont

but I do
checkmate

What? Source.
Unless you're referring to his sister.

Amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B072J4CBK6/
I just bought this one last week. 50$ and Im quite happy with it. The buttons are a little iffy through the case and the recording light is on the back instead of the front but its perfect otherwise so far. Plenty of settings and comes with an extra battery. The batteries have to be charged through the camera and dont know how to auto cutoff to prevent overcharging though. Each battery lasts about 3-4 hours. Im using a 32 gb card and it gets 6 hours of video at 720 fps and medium quality. Anti shake, driving mode, sound, and good quality picture.

If you want a real gopro get the Session.

faggots

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Can I get a (You)?

No

plz?

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>Conlan gets propositioned to cuck his coworker
>You do not

Count your lucky stars, user.

Also

>Decide to stop being stupid
>Hit up MSF course spot
>Proceed to practice Figure 8s and Emergency Braking
>Did better than when I took the MSF over a year ago
>Webm file is being dumb so have a photo

doesnt count because you made an illegal move.

>practicing low-speed manuevers in a t-shirt

nice backpack

>Waifus $ Baikus
Suzuki wins again!

Isn't that his sister?

>speeeding up when you see the light turn yellow

>t bone a car speeding up to make a left turn because its a yellow

thx bby
Come to SEM

>implying there's a difference

>get millions in insurance payouts

I hope I can

Tfw SAM 1½ in one week

>What do you mean you don't practice low speed maneuvers in full race leathers, neck brace, air bag vest, bubble rap and two condoms, user?

My 125cc is TOO SLOW

Kys cucklan

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>more photos of lardtits

>get fucked by insurance because lolbike
>get ded from rekt into soccer mom SUV and it all goes to charity anyway
It aint easy being a burg

How long until cucklan reks his rossi3?

Good evening user.

>old webms

I kinda miss going for a ride with no destination in particular and just chill.

>4 bikes
Cute

Why did that change?

i kinda miss going for a ride in general

T+ 1 year, 1 week and 4 days.

Newfag.

I went on a ride in september through Manhattan with literally 2000 bikes. It fucking sucked.

>newfag

>4 east-coast discordfags circle jerking
>"""""""""""""super""""""""""""" america meet

>21 HORSEPOWER OF PURE FURY

Right? I think in between commuting and going for mountain rides I kinda forgot about just getting on the bike and just chilling in. Might do that tomorrow as it's a public holiday here.

S-s-s-s-sorry to hear user. What happened again?

>implying SAM will ever happen

Well at least youre approaching that juicy 2 year crash statistic. I hope you survive it with all the shit you talk

>satan trips
Mind the holiday traffic and drunks/druggies.

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but it already happened twice this year and we're going for a third

I hope someone brings protein brownies.

Thank you user. Will do.

>met my riding buddies on a twofiddy

> no TÜV since 1,2 years
> bike broke engine case in the meantime
> rear shock is working not properly I think
> gas tank is not road legal
> side stand is 2 short

>he thinks SAM ever happened

>He doesn't remember when I cemented myself as a meme

If I don't die before that 2 year mark I'll be disappointed with myself

How does it feel knowing that your super meet is what I call posting "who's out" on FB at 10pm on a 60 degree Tuesday night

>FB
NORMIES

OUUUUUUUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The hell is going on in that webm. Some asshole startles you, unsettling your bike and sending you wide, and then almost reks into car that randomly stopped?

>believing the holocaust was real

>/dbt/ not in thread name
We trusted you.

Yi 4k. 10/10

Must not have been a very memorable cemented meme kouhai.

One of my dreams to ride across all of British columbia, Yukon and Alaska with a tiger 1200 or a k1600gt.

Is it a good idea ? Will it be boring ? ( these roads seem a bit too straight)

t.Eurofag who wants some peace away from "civilisation" and a great roadtrip.

wammo

You dont understand, mate. These "super" meets are special to these simple, lonely, friendless basement dwellers. It's like an offline meetup for a group suicide but instead they travel across states to meet strangers from the super sekret web just to exchange awkward two sentence conversations, do drugs, steal guns from eachother, feed eachother brownies baked with semen, and most importantly have pictures and videos to boost their all-important e-penis.

You forgot the OP is cucklan.

youtube.com/watch?v=zUbSOKdJtno

how make my I4 sound this?

If riding is boring youre doing it wrong.

>front of the starbucks, not even on an ADVpig.

t. poorfags

>We trusted you.
Never trust 2D fags

you can come if you want. it is next thursday

Custom pipes.

I want the Z1000

Not trying to be a dick but no thanks. I have my riding group already and tripfags are a disease.

good taste if pic related, shit taste if anything else.

I really hope you're talking about the first gen.

Angry squashed transformer headlight or not?

>those pipes
Not sure if I hate it or love it. Side view?

Those exhausts make me hard.
Though looking at it now it seems a little inconvenient to clean the chain when there's an exhaust in front of it.

Anything is better than Suzuki's round googly eye headlights

>He doesn't want to tap tubby's thicc boibooti

._____.


2bh it wasn't that bad, I could hear him coming. As far as mountain riding goes that wasn't that bad. webm related freaked me out a lot more.

>Not trying to be a dick
did you even read what you originally typed?

And you're posting in my thread, so who's the real cuck here?
>Aside from my coworker

Nebraska, kek

Tell me how you really feel

>._____.
fucking true

Sorry chum. Friends?

stock pipes mang

What bike?

>my thread
oh boy cucklan, oh boy.

The red looks 5 timss better than the disgusting blue/neon, but no. With a headlight mod maybe. Gotta love the gsxr's new emissions stock can though l m a o

>Sleazuki
Take it to the dump where it belongs

Technically he didnt go out of his lane but wew.

since nights are going below zero and days are really cold/rainy took my bike to storage

for 6 months its car only

see you in ½ year, friends

Interesting, but looks 3/10 imo actually. The duc streetfighter has nice shotgun pipes. Those just look cheap.

just wrestle it out with the skid demon

See you tonight and the morning after that mate.

R8 my Figure eights

>selling my soul to the skid demon that this works

grove street

home

CBF250

His upper body was dangling at the very limit, but yeah.