Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1085

Tell me about her. Why does she wear one?

how can she slap

Because she's stupid.

ASUKA NUMBER 1?!??!!

no u

*pets*

*Crinkles*

>real haruka
>night mistress

Is Mistress finally real and I can say goodnight to her?!

That clip was so bad

>gonna homura always

Always.

Mistress Haruka will never be real.

>shaved freckles
>next user yumi hanabi
>anime huge
>far sexy eyes senrans
>kafuru end
>things ryoubi talking kosuzu
>watching phone cutest
>armpits starts wanting paizuri since massive bet characters
>puri fetish cards
>ass flat
>daidouji gay around boobs
>

will we have a Senran game on the Ataribox?

>baby babu rin
made me think of someone else besides yumi

Only when we have one on Microsoft console.

>Ryouna dumb
>Kafuru suck
>Yo release Godzilla
>senrans hot love penis thick
>Daidouji gay around boobs
>baby babu Rin
>ass flat
>ice made puri
>bad Hibari art

surely we will and it fittingly will focus on jasmine

>Rin gets so desperate for attention that she starts pandering to weird fetishes like Yumi does
>cue babu Rin, Rin in odd situations, etc

youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

Oh. There it is.

Rin gets tons of attention, her problem is that she only cares about getting sensei to notice her.

Reminder that Yumi's "cute" talk>puri>babu.

But her dumb talking (in the localized version, that is) is just baby talk. Thus her "cute" talk is already babu.

Still infinitely better than just repeating babu over and over again. That is what puri was already for.

she should stick to trying to put on her old school uniform and having it rip everywhere because it can't handle her boob size anymore.

you can spot fake senran fans by how they pronounce "kagura"

We must combine both of them.

OLD

>the first time we ever see Kurokage
>He's wearing an open necked shirt to show off his hairy chest and has a handle bar moustache and afro

>Y-
Oh

That would make sense if boob ninjas actually grew. From what we can tell, they've all had giant mammary glands since they hit the age of ~14.

How does this image make /skg/ feel?

>meanwhile hanzo looks exactly the same but he has black hair
but asuka's boobs have been noted on several occasions that they are still getting bigger

Extremely aroused.

Ass-car seems to be the exception, given she is the physical manifestation of happy boobs.

The chibi censorship always makes me giggle

Not hungry anymore

It makes me want to shave my hair

DELET THIS

*blocks your path*

Theres no safe passage around that ass

Indifferent.

I want to fuck that babu.

>that literally perfect body

That's not a babu, that's mama

*grabs all the boobs*

What a cow.

monster

of the titty variety

The final boss kind

I'm worried here guys. Why do we never see Rin, Suzune, and Ms. R in the same room even though they claim to be sisters? Do they hate each other?

Hmmm, a curious mystery indeed. Maybe they might be the same person?

It's unfortunate, but not all family relationships are good

Maybe they had a serious falling out over a handsome white haired man

Rub, rub, rub

Wrong place...

Riiiiiight, and Mr. K, Kiriya, and that odd masked man from the cook off are all the same person.

Seriously, what are you thinking?

>tfw no Kiriya, Mr. K, or Masked Man as playable characters
>tfw no Murasame ever again

I am sad.

Murasame's happy now since he's away from that slavic bean sprout fanatic who kept trying to get him to marry her. He still panics and thinks she's just around the corner!

I just want to play as Hanzo, the ultimate shinobi for once

I don't pronounce it because I don't talk to people, especially about Senran. In fact I can't even remember what my voice sounds like.

Hanzo would be cool as hell as a reward for finishing the story, kind of like how you got Rin/Daidouji in Burst. Being able to just go around as an old guy wrecking everyone would be awesome. Doubly so if his supers involved molesting the girls.

Is Murasame gay? How has he not yet slammed this fine ass beansprout pussy?

Like taking a shit.

megassa squeeze em

Because she's fucking insane and poor.

>belly hanging over her panties
Yumi is fat! FAT!!!

Yomi would never ever permit Murasame to touch her body.

But she's saving her first just for him.

>not liking some gut on your girls

Enjoy your skeletons.

Murasame is one of those guys who doesn't know how to talk to women and just kind of ignores advances from other people to save themselves from embarrassment.

Friendly reminder that Senrans have prominent, beautiful bushes.

Because it's a trap. Yomi wants Murasame to impregnate her and take responsibility and thus make him marry her.

>we'll never get another playable male because Murasame was a piece of shit and nips (rightfully) hated him
I get he's meant to be a joke character, but you could at least make him fun to play. Also didn't do him any favors that he stole Naraku's spot as a playable character.

Murasame was by far the strongest character in the entire cast though. He had massive reach, he was invulnerable 90% of the time, and he had good supers.

>Valkyrie Drive out on steam
Should I bother? I got the 25% coupon thing

Is that edited? The original isn't nearly as thicc.

I want to fuck sweaty breasts.

Seems to be.

Friendly reminder that you have no proof of them having bushes outside of fan art.

The perfect body.

I don't see why not, has better gameplay than SV and EV and you would be getting it cheap.

Nah, save your money for something better.

Have you praised your lord and saviour Kagura today?

Its a little worse then SV but if you want it. Wouldn't really recommend it as the cast is.kind of boring. If you like hilariously edgy backstoties, sure.

I was far too busy worshiping the true lord and saviour!

Fixed the image for you.

What has she done for me lately?

Guess I'll save my money and spend it on the PBS art book instead

I praised her caretaker. Now I think I'll do it again.

Maybe if you posted Hypnotitsm you'd be right!

>no proof
My proof is that Senrans are wholesome Japanese girls! And Japanese girls have bushes!
Also, your point is invalid, because they aren't allowed to show pubic hair in the games.

They don't show them in images,, they don't show them in manga, they don't show them in anime...

Admit it, you are wrong.