>44 tonnes of Tesla test mules >34 robotic future tires >Sign that lease and I'll tell your fleet manager that you were seen out of uniform >CDL How Do? Private driving school or communitycollege >Swift: Best In Wendy's Buying JBCs
>Ravioli, ravioli, Truckerfag makes the moneyoli >EF hates both the environment and the American oilfields >Bepis took a "me" day, smoked some Newports, drank a Coors Banquet or two and smoked some meth like a proper Floridian >Oilfag is on days off, and it feels so good >Doublesfag crushed by falling chunk of Rock of Gibralter >ZF is peeing into a wide mouth Brisk bottle as you read this >Truckdog may be a trucker yet >Primely chatted up a college guy, draw your own conclusions >Primefag averaging 34 MPG, sorry, I mean 3 to 4 MPG >Balam had to wait 11 hours to get glassed >Gundam has the finest French made rubber underneath him at all times >Bandit shilling for big booster
>How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Personal Hygene:
Find a community college or specialist 'school' that can get you a CDL, either finance it or pay out of pocket, then get on board at a company that offers tuition reimbursement.
Stick out your two years in the meat grinder to pay your dues, then decide once you're debt free whether or not you want to stick around.
There are also companies that will train you in exchange for you signing a (typically) 2-year contract, and while these are generally regarded as a total shitfest, it's not the worst thing in the world if that is your only option.
That said, aim for a recognizable company - Swift, Prime, and Schneider all get a lot of flak for being 'puppy mill' companies, but the true shitters are companies like CR England, CRST, and a handful of others that aren't coming to mind.
Nine times out of ten, a smaller, locally-owned-and-operated 'Mom and Pop' company will be your best bet.
I'd laugh so hard if these shit tripfag circlejerk threads were banned
Austin Turner
Bamalam should just come to an aussie pub. Usually only takes about 1 hour to get glassed.
Sebastian Baker
You mean 10 minutes
Jose Ramirez
Guys it's hard to breathe. Each inhale burns your throat and nose. Sun is pink from the smoke. This whole state is on fire. Send help. >tfw ashes of the burned alive keep falling on your car
