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Small bike a funnest bike

Is the grom the ultimate sodarun bike?
>disk brakes
>air cooled
>fuel injected
>cheap
>light
>stylish
Seems like its the best

Thinking about getting a Triumph bonneville m8's

I support this decision.
P-twin is best engine

why do people buy bikes designed for 5-8 year old children to learn how to ride off road, then put road tyres on them?

and if you are going to do that why not do it to a crf150 or something instead of making a crf50 taller?

smoto bros boggle my mind.

You dont understand how much fun they are.

Obviously i do because you just posted someone who sumod a crf150f...

Amazing how sumo bros can consistently prove my point for me while thinking they are telling me whats what.

Its an XR100...
But you know everything eh?

>you understand how much fun they are cuz someone posted a picture
What?
Are you the damaged brain?

see wtf is that why a crf110?
for the same price you could have idk a real bike.

>2012 street triple wont start
When I key it on everything seems fine, then I hold the ignition and it just runs the starter motor over and over and never turns over.

What do? Battery was replaced a month ago...

vid related (not me, but same issue)

youtube.com/watch?v=z0tbbEwQv9Y

Probably i used to hit my head against a brick wall when i was angry as a child.
thated do it.

replace your spark plugs.

how do you know its spark plugs and not something like battery?

Its a CRF50
Jesus fuck you idiots dont know bikes.
Also people can buy whatever the fuck they want.
Maybe they like 50ccs?

>Speed up to make a light
>do a short power wheelie
>100hp 600cc i4s are great starter bikes.txt
>hit a slight hump in the road going 70
>catch some air
>land
>clunk
>oil pan status: okay
>headers a little scuffed
>bike makes a whistly noise at idle now, should probably re-fit the headers

I began this journey hoping to die a death more honorable than blatant suicide. Thus far, I have been disappointed.

>he thinks he hit his headers on the ground

Shhh. You're not supposed to wake up dreamers.
They might develop advanced autism.

>5 inches of suspension travel
>headers just under 5 inches off the ground
>undulating shitroad

They've scraped over speedbumps too so probably.

>cheap

Yeah. $3500 new. Thats cheap.
Or like $2000 used

The van van costs more.

What are you riding? Let's check your numbers.

€4250 ($5000) new
€3000 ($3500) used

Not cheap, I can get a proper bike for

No way, my mom might find out and take away my pizza roll privileges for a whole week.

>bongland prices
Lol

>€
>bongland

>proper bike
>sodarun
Pick one europoor

>Bike starts humming when I put the stand up even though the engine isn't started
Does anyone have any idea what this could be?
I'd think it would be some issue with the interlock switch, but I've no idea what/why it would hum like that.

>pop
*soda

and it's fucking gross.

>not doing a beer run instead
what are you, 12?

You know you have cheaper vehicles they allow you to used while drunk?
Why buy a bike for that? Or is that for the poor sods living in a suburb 10 miles away from the nearest shop?

easier to wheelie.

Nigga please. Its not all about you.
Other people are allowed to enjoy soda.
Even adults.
>being so poor he cant afford more than one bike
Wew

Found the newfags

Not really.

I can afford several bikes, the question is why would you buy a (relative) expensive bike, that's pretty much useless outside of town.

It's called pop.

You don't need disc brakes to get soda.

For getting soda
Fucking newfag

But why would you buy an expensive bike, to ride 200 meters?

Its not specifically called pop. That varies from person to region.
Yes you need disc brakes. For safety!!
How poor are you?

You'd do it because Veeky Forums is full of Honda shills.

No, it's called pop. Not soda. There is not one ounce of calcium carbonate in it. It's called pop. What sound does it make when you open it? Fucking pop.

>Yes you need disc brakes. For safety!!
t. nobike. There is nothing wrong with drums. They actually stop better, and you're not going to get bad brake fade if you're just getting soda.

Get the fuck out yankee, its cola.

>drums stop better
Opinion discarded

Did this just happen now? Try holding the throttle open while pressing the start button.

It's fizzy drink.
Or soda pop.

>calls it cola
>it doesn't actually have cola in it

It's pop.

problem found: it's a triumph

replace all anglo branding with honda logos and try again. if you can't get any, use yamaha. only use suzuki logos as a last resort and do not, under any circumstances, make it a kawasaki.

Either spark plugs or dirty starter.

Start with replacing your spark plugs.

>soda
Carbonated water
>pop
A sound

Kys

>yfw you make it a kawasaki

kys yourself

>soda
Sodium salt. I dunno why I said calcium.
>cola
African tree nut originally used as flavoring in pop
>pop
The sound a carbonated drink makes when the seal of the can/bottle is broken, and also where it gets its name. "Fizzy drink" is an acceptable substitute.

Inaccurate

>brainlet

At least you don't call it coke.

Literally looked up the definitions.
You are wrong

If you're one of those scummy "language is relative" types then yes, I am wrong. I'm also right.

But language isn't relative and the generic term is either pop, fizzy drink, or soft drink if you're feeling extra gay. Sorry to say.

I had a little accident offroad yesterday and the rear brake lever snapped off. I ordered a replacement from a ebay salvage dealer, but would I be okay with just a front brake for a little while? I wanna keep riding :(

So by "your" terms, soda is also correct

It's only correct if you add actual soda to it. Then it's soda water.

What's a rear brake?

Soda is, by definition, carbonated water.
But then you don't like definitions and prefer to use your own language like a caveman

*break

is there any point in putting 98 RON fuel in my bike over 95 ron?

Depends
Mine is very temperamental so she quite likes it
It is however very hard on my wallet so I only get it on special occasions

try revving it as you start it.

if its same problem as in video it is your spark plug definitely.

Nobody defines soda as carbonated water except for proles from the south.

You're wrong, get over it.
No one calls a carbonated drink by the sound it makes except brain damaged thumb suckers

You know the drill, lads. Post your bikes.
>inb4 user gets assblasted I'm posting

It's called pop, you glorified talking monkey.

Get out

is it called a motorcycle or a motorbike?

7 fiddy squad, where you at?

Moto

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What's the catch? should i trust this brand?

A dootdootscootfagoot

motorbike, you're not cycling it

The motor does the cycling

It's not a motor, it's an engine.

then why is it called motorbike

I think it's just a motorcycle styled jacket, no way it has protection and kevlar..

what year is your shiver

youtube.com/watch?v=nF2mo-lhVwY

Would /dbt/ ever use one motorcycle to tow another?
I'm going to buy a 600 track-day bike, I don't have a car so I'd need to hire a ute or van each time I go to the track. It would be pretty cool to just be able to tow it with another motorcycle.
Are there any bikes besides the Goldwing with a reverse gear?

I wish Honda would start making good motorcycles again instead of just appeasing boomers and poo-in-loo's

youtube.com/watch?v=O26_t6Zot1E

The dust bowl that is Yuma, Arizona.
>can't wait to start trucking and get as far away as possible
>at a governed 62mph

enginebike

2011

They would but all their western customers making demands are also saying "honda is shit now" and buying used CBRs off their local classifieds. Who continues to buy their new bikes? Boomers and poo in loos, and only because honda has been memed into imaginary reliability.

Don't worry though, Yamaha still loves you.

What's the best alternative to a DRZ 400 SM, if you think it's too slow but at the same time don't want to go to the poor house on top end rebuilds.

Rode a DRZ last weekend. First SM ever sat on. Fun times, but that thing has no fucking go.

>What's the best alternative to a DRZ 400 SM, if you think it's too slow
SXV550
>but at the same time don't want to go to the poor house on top end rebuilds.
KLR 650

Why is Honda so popular with poo-in-loo's. Even over here, with a very small turdworld demographic the Honda dealership is filled to the brim with pajeets.