/ovg/ - brainlet edition

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Don't you DARE post about making tracks in this fucking thread i am SICK of your fucking MEMES god DAMN it i will report you to the fucking police

First for melting tires at NJMP

Name a better game

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand track creation. The technique is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the math will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Tilke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from heavy braking zones, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these corners, to realise that they’re not just challenging- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike track building truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the art in Haryseb’s critique of unique track creation “Magnificent Park,” which itself is a cryptic reference to France's epic Circuit de la Sarthe. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mystical's genius TayTay Speedway unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD

And yes, by the way, i DO have a F1 Total circuit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ (male) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid B)

5th for nfs payback is going to suck

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /ovg/. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical vehicular physics most of the jokes will go over a typical shitposters head. There's also Forza shills nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from doriftu manga literature, for instance. The tripfags understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about CORNERING. As a consequence people who dislike /ovg/ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Forza shills existencial catchphrase "buy Forza 7," which itself is a cryptic reference to Shuichi Shigeno's Japanese epic "Initial D" I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as
POWERRRRRRR's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an /ovg/tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 0.5 seconds of my pace (preferably slower) beforehand.

Forza 7 would be a much better game if Toyota weren't cunts

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