Why are you not driving the ultimate driving machine?

>where did it all go wrong?

Women.

>electric ebrake

Holy fuck there's no way this is real.
I'm selling my 335i, welche Fraulicheinflussfrei Auto sollst ich kaufen?

"Yes, das rite bitch. Suck it."

This is a shop, right? I always liked the look of the x5 but this thing just looks retarded

what a turd

The Ultimate Drying Machine

>I need a jacked up box so i can pick up groceries twice a week
I hate this fucking crossover meme shit just fuck right off, fuck women

But I already have three Volvos, fampupu.

>volvo
>anything other than a 2 ton couch on wheels

X7 will cost from around $120k
unless you are driving a maybach or bentley you are too poor for this suv

>implying that isn't still sportier and better than the shitbox landtitanic OPie posted

Ching-Ling liking tis nu Bahmvee

Not a woman

every volvo will have the same I4 soon

because while it may be state of the art tech, comfort and luxury abound interior, the exterior still looks like a drunk toddler went haywire with a 3d app on his designer daddy's laptop and that's what got built. And let's not even talk about how they basically stole the whole design from Volvo.

What are you, some dumb teenager that needs to yank the ebrake to "drift"?

fun fact: the new M2, M3 and m4 still feature classic e brakes just for hooning.

>for hooning
You mean because BMW is cheap as fuck and makes shitty interiors

So... What the fuck do you do if something cracks your windshield? Like, that's a goddamn MASSIVE piece of glass.

You probably call Safelite and get it fixed for $300 because you're driving the production model and not the concept.

And yet, they still manage to be the better alternative. Besides, you can always get an old 960 with a whiteblock or just slap an LS into anything from a 200-series and up to the 900's.

S90 is a better alternative to what exactly??

You're deranged if you think any modern Volvo is sporty. Volvo's are driven by solicitors.

>muh landbarge is sportier because look at the wheels
listen here motherfucker """sporty""" cars means absolutely nothing.
>t. drives no compromises track car for daily

>muh let me just LS swap my swedish front wheel drive brick

Horsepower means nothing busrider

>900
>FWD

Turns out it costs only $880 to replace the massive windshield on the Tesla Model X.

If you buy X7, most expensive BMW SUV, so you should afford the windshield replacement.

Americans are used to "luxury" cars that are just rebadged economy cars with some extra corinthian leather and fake wood, so they've come to expect actual luxury cars to have economy car repair costs.

Wtf happened to the golden 80's and 90's to 2006 times when interiors were ///cozy?

>anything before the 800 series
>fwd
kek

Good on ya, m8.

>modern volvo
>real volvo
Choose one and only one.

That bimmer shitbox opie posted.

>this delusion

This

Delusional mental gymnastics

Ultimate Mall Crawling Machine

Under8ed

Many such cases!

>having the delusion that a fwd ford in fancy clothes is anything but a fwd ford in fancy clothes

This.

who the fuck cares people only like it because its rwd and reliable. That's it.

Wrong wheel drive.

lel

I drive a QX80, legitimately considering getting an X7

this and e65.