I'm headed to harbor freight

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a predator 212 with a coupon

get me an electric fly swatter from the checkout line

nah im good

I need me a polisher

>he actually owns a substantial collection of name brand tools and a clean, well organized workspace
what a loser lmao

yea its awful

>doesn't have 400 screwdrivers that smell like vomit
>doesn't 15 pounds of sockets to hammer on stuck bolts
>doesn't have 20 tapes
>stanley
sad!

i got everything on that table, plus a portable tool chest for $40
>tastes better when it's hot

They sell any tackle?

>$40
>for that
I hope it was a nice box.

$600 worth of tools easily

I think $40 is a good deal for that lot, but $600 is pushing it a few fucking miles m80.
I'd price it at like $70ish.

Grab me a paint gun; because I will definitely get around to painting my bike's fairings some rad color. No, I don't have a paint booth. No, I don't have any idea how to mix waterborne paint. No, I don't have high flow/low pressure air lines. Why are you asking so many questions, it's like $20?

>chisels looks like fuck
>shitty stanley box ends
>harbor freight snips
>a few old screwdrivers with the magnetic end scraped off
>one Klein slip joint, 3 cheap-ass

I'd price that at the cost of the Klein, plus a penny a pound scrap price for the rest.

the pex crimper alone is worth over $70

>pricing used tools as new
If we are going by that I probably got like 30k worth of shit

doubt it, unless you assigned a value to your jealousy

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It's not a bad price if you didn't have any of that stuff, but it's hardly a steal. Maybe if those were all channel lock pliers, old peterson vise grips, usa raised panel wrenches I'd be more impressed, hardly $600 worth though.
It's easy to drive up the numbers if you go off retail prices.
I paid $50 for my mint wilton 4" swivel base machinist, go for like $600 new.
My $50 kennedy 26" 3 drawer roller bottom cart is $800 retail
$25 table saw is probably $300 retail
half a dozen 3-3 1/2 old vises, adjusted for inflation are like $50 a pop
Old old craftsman 44" lower and 26" upper, probably like $700 in the 70's
not even including what's actually in the boxes

if the contents of that box you bought for $40 is worth $600, then I got $30000 worth of shit.

Yeah, pay me $5 and I'll tackle you

MAD da best

those orange picks and some giant zip ties

you sonovabitch

>That one lone ryobi drill

Its like you tried to cheat and got caught.

get me a dozen 10 mm 3/8" drive sockets

buy me some real chinese tools and not that snap on GARBAGE

Another one of them green and black 1/4 drive extending screwdriver things, the colored set of 1/4 drive metric sockets, and a shit little 1/4 drive ratchet.

I've gone through maybe 4 sets, but holy shity the things ive done with them.

wut'd i do?
i wanna build a go kart

yeah but he's got a neat cuckshed though

There used to be one near where I live.

Then the city eminent domained it and destroyed it because the local HOA wanted a walking trail.

The next-nearest one is clear across town.