/bdog/ - Black Desert Online General

Fresh thread for shitposting during the maintenace edition.

What is BDO?
Black Desert Online is a Korean MMORPG by Pearl Abyss. It features action-oriented combat, open world PvP territory control, player housing, unlimited levels, life skills, and more.

>Latest Patch Notes
forum.blackdesertonline.com/index.php?/forum/6-patch-notes/

>Guides, guilds, Olvia Channel FAQ, and other info
pastebin.com/tGWk2bru

>EnHANCEMENT it's fucking >ENHANCEMENT< Guide
blackdesertfoundry.com/2015/05/19/enchanting-and-sockets-guide/
reddit.com/r/blackdesertonline/comments/5gzhox/alexmac_gear_enchant_guide_get_those_tets_boys/

>NewFAQs
Newfags might be overwhelmed by the information overload at the beginning. Do yourself a favor and "turn off system notifications" in the Settings>Game options. Check everything in that window.
Avoid lag by turning off High End mode in the Settings>Screen tab. Be sure to check "Remove other's effects" and uncheck "Display other's names" for an enjoyable world boss experience.
For everyone's sake, read the links, Google it, and Ctrl+F, BEFORE asking the same stupid question other people previously have in the same thread.
If you don't know if the game is "worth it," ask for a guest pass in the thread.

Previous thread:

I'm going to ride a big black cock tonight, and none of you can stop me

t. Videogaems

t. Lux01/Solari85

Tits or Ass?

t. or ass

bbc

80k logs max, but since you'll level processing quite a lot, reality is more like 40k if you start at apprentice.

thicc elf thighs

both

Post you're crush, /bdog/

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Stop making this post.

revive the inner circle

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armpits

Are we live again?

Nyanpi

>visible areolae
sweet jesus

as a returning player from launch I have to say that I miss the IC and minion posts

ITC is superior

>dubs on Veeky Forums

Literally default

Who?

pepperoni knights are the best

maddie has tiny tits

ITC "winning" nodewar with Legatum

kys samefag

post nudes

I want paizuri now

>jamal is superior

who

Is Jamal in ITC?

u2

vjera "it's not steal if autists give it to me" emerald eyes

Remove that if you completely ignore and stop taking about Jamal he will eventually fuck off.

>tfw no one wants him to fuck off cause we all love this meme too much

>Remove that if
Ah so the shitposter is a phoneposter who probably samefags to himself too

I bet he hates it

I need a BBC now!

This pretty much. Not going to find someone that pathetic in a long while, enjoy it while it lasts.

MERSH NO

>Not even letting me ask for BBC on my own
T-thanks user

625 dollars has been withdrawn from your account.

Suck my dick, stupid bitch.

how do i summon wagon

Go to bed, Aaron Paul.

I want my comfy guild back. The new people are lame.

How are the pets of awakened witch and tamers, are they a hassle and an annoyance to use? I'm a returning player looking for a new class to play.

should i replace my jarette's earrings for blue coral earrings? i have no money to enhance the blue corals

You are lame.

Jarettes are fine if you're poor, same with Roaring armor. They're essentially a base level ~PRI set of AP jewelry. You replace Jarettes when you can afford to smash jewelry together.

Reposting pengu of happiness and fast maintenance

why cant I afk fish during maintenance?

alright, thanks

Guild chat was a bit painful for a while today, not gonna lie.

What guild?

Whore

i bet you got those templates from /h/

tfw no one will ever fertilize my eggs.

I didn't think it was possible, but I'm jealous of a clown

wtb sardine drama

It doesn't exist.

>even a clown is getting more action than me
someone fuck me already

yeah ~
>tfw no one will ever fertilize my eggs.
I can help you with that.

Thank god for AFK activities.

Can you?
Give me a way to contact you for when maintenance is done, right now

Patrician taste.

who is that sorry?

Post your avatar~

This thread

>short hair
shit taste

>short hair
patrician taste

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stop erp

stop rp

stop sardine.

Sardine has finally killed this general, its all over. Everything that YC, IC and Baka has worked for, down the drain.

are you this person?

I don't like baka.

You linked the same post twice, so yes

I know, it's a bad picture

You are so cute, are you in sardine too?

who the fuck are you talking to

Processing is not going as planned.

Meant to reply to

Oh thank you user!
Also yes, I am in there

>joined Sardine a few weeks back because I was just looking for a place to play with bros
>first few weeks were ok although people slowly starting getting more and more cringe in guild with l-lewd talk and tildes
>nowadays it's non-ironically just another fucking ERP guild

So uh, are any other guilds recruiting? I'll probably have to jump ship soon.

>tfw no /a/ guild

Post nudes

I dont have any nudes, user

>sardine
>place to play with bros
Really all you had to do was look at the first fucking post made about it and you would've known not to join. Never join a Veeky Forums guild on an mmo, let alone a korean mmo.

Also I realize now you're just some discord baby spamming the thread trying to start drama, so why don't you hang yourself from the nearest wooden beam before the server comes back up.

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>yellow witch
My waifu

Who are you?

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>The worst pat is, I know this is targeted at me

Reminder that VideoGaems is the only non degenerate erp guild /bdog/ has.

my horse's on that picture

there is no guild free from sin, sorry

N-no, you can't claim me just like that.

Oh really? Post you're horse!

user, I... am in your guild and erp

I want to lock you away in my dungeon >:3

Phunky pls