>Upcoming Marathons
>ESA 2015
June 28 - July 5
speedrun.com/esa2015
>SGDQ 2015
July 26 - Aug 1
gamesdonequick.com
>Midwest Speedfest
Cancelled
>Resources
pastebin.com/UfcL8Arp
srg.booru.org
TASVideos.org
kb.speeddemosarchive.com
speedrun.com
speedrunslive.com
speedrun.tv/team:srg
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
streambiger.wordpress.com
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MASQUERADE VIOLATION
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delete this ooh ooh ahh ahh AHHHH!!!
*flings monkey poo before bird laughing and flying high above it all*
squid...
LOL srg is such a mess that other generals either shit on it if they have heard of it or aren't even aware of it's miserable existance.
I'm not aware of literally 90% of the generals in Veeky Forums.
why didn't you sage?
Die, freak.
>de obsessed freak obsessed freak
I wish speedrunning would just die already
Okay.
I wish I would just die already
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY tranny FREAK
word
Die, freak.
>de hippie spacing
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thanks for the late response!
/ksg/ here. This general is worse than ours, and that's saying something.
thanks for the late response!
the irony in this is way too good
Super Metroid is the best speedgame.
Super Dogtroid is the deddest speedgame.
Why do SM64 runners have such a delusional superiority complex?
It's very odd, but it's because the oldbois had one, so everyone else that joins tries to be just like them.
Mewtroid is not a speedgame.
What's the consensus on Tool-Assisted Speedruns? They are the logical next step of speedrunning.
what's the consensus on shutting the FUCK up
watching ClintStevens get that PB was one of the most exciting speedrunning moments in a long time. the future of speedrunning looks very bright because of him.
I'm only here because the obsessed freak is hilarious.
thanks for the late response!
Samefagging your own pathetic posts while also crying about them getting deleted has made my day.
What's a good game I can speedrun in 30min to an hour so I can have more time practicing the run at repated intervals and take less time learning it?
How can it be exciting to watch someone get a sub 1 in 70 star?
>Saboom getting cucked in his own chat
Evidence
Reminder that Zoast, Zelna, Saboom, ZFG, UnderscoreTrix, and Stivitybobo are all more talented speedrunners than Cheese.
>Zelna
Xelna*
kek
because he trash talked a tranny afterwards. just face it. clint is our boy.
clip?
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
/srg/ more like /sperg/
squid more like squawk
clint more like clit (future tranny)
Die, freak.
>de hippie spacing
trihex more like nosex
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narcissa more like cosmo
>Midwest Speedfest
>canceled
Why? Does SGDQ need to maintain their monopoly?
why does squid run ape escape 2 and 3 instead of the ones with competition?
post the boards
*squid squid squid im obsessing over squid*
*post deleted*
Die, freak.
why did you delete?
the top runners are surprisingly down to earth, the shit ones are pretty much anyone not in top 5 (excluding the japanese runners, they're chill as well)
thanks for the late response!
>same dead smile
>same passionless drive to succeed, will never reach their goal
>same lust for attention
when will the transition start
You know they still think other speedgames are a joke.
yeah but that's a given, it's sorta like saying "you know that black guy has AIDS right?"
oh i guess thats why lmaooooooooooo
What is the point in playing any Ape Escape game other than 3 desu
why is squid never ahead of his splits lol
why didnt you post the other boards?
i dont see his times on the other ones. you aren't talking about the irrel ape games are you?
2 and 3? irel?
they're all irrel lmao
spyro is the only marginally relevant game boom runs.
good early game
but YGO:FM
>FM
talk to me in capmon
saboom is running games again? How many times has he quit speedrunning/streaming complete with epic pastebin warbling? At least 6
he is clearly a stream monster otherwise he would have known this
>6:13 wf 8
>10:25 key 1
>14:51 ccm 18
>18:44 ssl 20
>good early game
:')
What's a stream monster ? Is it the obsessed freak?
Stream Monster - a generic chatter that is irrelevant to the speedrunning community
>not knowing what it is when the general started as a stream monster circlejerk.
for him? retard lmao
> :')
reddit
>20 seconds behind a good time on the first split
>good early game
lmao
stream monsters are the foundation to the speedrun community and streaming in general. without them, no one would be able to professionally stream and speedrun.
>40 seconds behind a good time on the 2nd split
>good early game
lmfao
But every successful speedrunner thrives off of stream monsters then.
Obviously.
Have you never been in a popular speedrunner chat?
lol
lol?
/srg/- schizophrenic rambling general
just lol
who is we?
*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
perfect
anyone wanna make an image where it's some sort of primate lookin at a clock or his watch or somethin and the filename can be like "squid realizes it's time to force another discussion about sm64"
go ahead
obsessed
lmao
But it's not squid who forces it, it's some redditor from r/speedrun.
Can't I'm on mobile lol
He's winning though
why squid?
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