it's summer ffs and a stonking one at that, i'm sweating tits just posting.
Xavier Jackson
>not living in a cool basement to go full shmup lmao
Alexander Price
Oh yeah, it's fucking hot all right. Makes me want to fuck off to Iceland or something forever, honestly. I want to escape the inhumane hell that is summer.
Evan Jenkins
Yes, yes it is.
Indeed. Summer-themed pictures to beat the heat!
Easton Gray
But it's winter you dumbos
Jordan Harris
stuff some ice in between your rolls of fat, fatty
Brandon Jackson
Wish it was, in fact, I wish we'd get a volcanic or nuclear winter although the latter wouldn't be so fun I imagine.
Aiden Bailey
yeah nah
Jaxson Taylor
and touhou is a shmup
Daniel Lee
Mahou Otome doing a crossover event with some series I've never heard of that has a mile-long name. Guess it's back to Fire Emblem Heroes and Puyo Quest for me.
Isaac King
Stop playing mobage trash and practice shmups.
Wyatt Wilson
It's too cold to play SHMUPs. My fingers are frozen.
Camden Morris
>summer so far has been mostly cool stormy weather Time to collect some low-tier 1ccs!
Luke Rivera
Trust me, it's on my gaming "To Do" list. Just that... there's quite a bit of stuff ahead of it right now that I wanna get done first.
Daniel Richardson
at least it's not touhou
Jacob Kelly
The only acceptable graze 'em up is Psyvariar.
Daniel Myers
Gradius 4 doesn't fuck around
Jordan James
true but it's not to bad when you get the hang of it, the psp port also has save states to practice.
>The only acceptable graze 'em up is Psyvariar. God damn i wish degicunt would bring this to steam.
Ayden Ortiz
Haven't gotten past level 4 so far, will probably need to start using save states soon since the game is quite long. Game's a blast and looks very crisp with higher resolutions, never thought I'd appreciate the weird 3D.
Jaxson Richardson
4's an easy stage, a strat i use is to have a sense of the option theif timer for example i activate the 4th in stage 2 at a point i've mapped so the theif comes in 4 at a safe point now go forwards and let it take the last one leaving you with 3 as the homing cunt is to risky to try not losing any. 5's the best stage in any gradius ever you're gonna love it even though it's brutal and yeah i like its look to.
Brody Campbell
I'll keep that in mind when I get to level 4 without dying like a bitch on level 3. Which ship type would you recommend? I saw people praising the vertical mine one but its laser is so shit
John Sullivan
should i >buy pawarumi or is it shite
Benjamin Ramirez
How long does it take me to go from DDP 1all to 2all? I'm pretty talented at videogames but I haven't touched the genre in a long time. I want those 2alls though.
Ethan Williams
600 hours
Ryan Cooper
prolly between 100-150 hours
Connor Kelly
>Which ship type would you recommend? either of the last 2 but yeah vertical mines is the best type probably overall, it's laser is obsolete aside from stage3 as it cuts bubbles in half immediately but the usual strat is to keep the normal default shot as its super fast and powerful until 4 then switch to spread until 7 then i usually suicide or die to get past the retards with arms and kill the 7 boss with default shot then switch back to spread to finish. Using the mines effectively is really important and you want 2 speed ups for everything pretty much, i use 3 for bits but it's not essential and harder if you don't know what you're doing.
Joseph Sullivan
by 7 i mean 6 actually.
Adam Hernandez
Don't die!
Ryan Rogers
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Logan Hughes
its ok, pretty easy clear. i wouldnt pay full price for it
Isaac Adams
/shmupg/ - toehoe and pedosmiles spam general
Carter Peterson
god i love dadgames. the older simpler and shittier they are the better
Easton Brown
We need to come up with a list of qualities to create the perfect, most daddiest shmup ever and then have someone make it. It wouldn't be hard since dadgames are simple and boring as shit.
Brayden Barnes
>It wouldn't be hard since dadgames are simple and boring as shit. yeah, not nearly enough underage girls and autistic scoring systems in classic shumps, just pure ludo
Michael Roberts
Now if only I could give these strats a try but I keep getting dominated by bubbles
Cooper Diaz
Bananamagnet streaming mush ultra atm.
Easton Gomez
How do you guys feel about Danmaku Death on android?
Justin King
Has anybody ever heard of the secret character in Dangun Feveron (or Fever SOS) before? Or used it?
Cameron Edwards
uo poko? it's pretty well known and the best scoring ship
Angel Rivera
Bahmpu~
Brandon Smith
I'm tired.
Samuel Walker
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Easton Price
Certain animals burrow underground to escape excessive day time temperatures. I guess that's as good an excuse as any to play Subterranean Animism.
Jason Morgan
Bahmpu~
Parker Phillips
will kraut-kun ever do ccwi unlimited mode scoring
Samuel Collins
Watch out
Asher Howard
This 1cc continues to elude me. Salt levels rising.
Dylan Morgan
No, I don't think so. I already found original too difficult. Unlimited is way above my level.
Wyatt Wilson
Fuck! Goddamnit! How do I lose 7 lives on Stage 6?! This is UFO all over again.
>timing the patch for the steam sale rly makes u think
Cooper Price
It's nerves. In UFO's case 5 of them were on Byakuren's 2nd nonspell.
Leo Garcia
What is better: Charge shots like in R-Type, or burst beams like in Cyvern for example? I personally hink burst beams are actually better, since they don't require charging and can be used immediately. Always having to charge kinda disturbs the action.
Dylan Clark
Charge shots can have a nice BOOM effect though which is also a plus.
Eli Reyes
You mean with an energy bar? I like charge shots more because they feel organic and satisfying unlike energy bars. Limited energy is strategically more interesting in the long run, but the problem is that until you have a specific route the energy bar discourages sub weapon use.
Jose Smith
Charge is great. But the best gimmick is programmable options like MUSHA/Garegga.
Carter Johnson
I always found it kinda awkward to switch between formations in Garegga. I prefer more only 2 option formations, Cave/Toaplan style.
Ethan Rogers
>Limited energy is strategically more interesting in the long run You also can give charge shots limited energy, by giving it ammo too.
Lucas Morales
I hate how Cave makes you slow your movespeed to use the alternate shot. Just keep it to the same speed, you fucks.
John Jenkins
It's there to give it a drawback. And it also fits to bullethell for more precise dodging.
Lucas Flores
just bomb everything
Alexander Rodriguez
Cee here shmupg I think as a community we should create the first shmup list in order of dad rating to go with the japanese difficulty wiki.
Josiah Phillips
>all these great games you will never be able to enjoy since they are way too difficult That's how I feel about 90% of shmups. great games, but just too difficult.
Luis Turner
Practice!
Brandon Howard
When you have to practice for umpteens of hours, just to be able to clear stage 2 without dying, then it's not fun anymore. It's just frustration pure.
Juan Bailey
Poo Patcher out on Steam.
Caleb Jones
That doesn't sound like 90% of shmups, that sounds like the top 5%. What are you playing?
Jose James
Currently I was playing Cyvern. Even the first boss is just ridiculous, with nearly undodgable patterns.
Before this I was playing Raiden 2, which is even more ridiculous. They are nice games, but I totally can understand that this genre is fucking dead, when literally 90% of the games are just ridiculous difficulty-wise.
Cameron Young
Play Dragon Blaze already
James Young
>Psikyo I doubt that this would be any easier. Psikyo has easy first levels, but from stage 4 onwards it's pure hell, especially in the 2nd loop.
Wyatt Cox
Which shmups are worth buying on the steam sale? I already own CCWI.
Chase Perry
everything CAVE
Easton Reyes
blue revolver
Adam Robinson
Already own it as well. Not even mad for the leaderboards delay since danbo actually did the balance pass and added content to the game.
Jaxon Jenkins
>fixed wide shot type speed >focus shot type still feels like utter shit
Jose Perez
>Currently I was playing Cyvern. Even the first boss is just ridiculous, with nearly undodgable patterns. wow yeah it's almost like you have to learn something right? completely inconvenient.
Ryder Hernandez
>wow yeah it's almost like you have to learn something right? There is a difference between having to learn something, and having only a fucking pixel of dodging space right at the first boss already, you fucking retard.
Alexander Scott
>streaming blue revolver muted
wow what a cunt.
Christian Price
>muh pixelperfect >muh frameperfect
Angel Gonzalez
>cyvern pb 2-4 >i'm the retard
It takes 30 mins of tries to figure a strat for the 1st boss ffs lmao, christ if you tried the rank raising strats to get the diff colour high rank boss for max milking chance you'd shit your pants,. learn to herd you fucking gay lord.
Thomas Collins
i gonna buy poo revolver, with a 90% discount only
Owen Hill
>not getting it with the 100% discount via steams retardation.
truly a plebian slave consumer.
Luis Lee
>look how hardcore i am 99% of people playing video games think shmups are too difficult. Not everyone can be as hardcore as you, cee.
Owen Williams
>Raiden 2 Come on now that game is harder than most old shooters, the rest aren't too bad.
Ian Davis
I find them all too hard. That's also why I don't play much anymore. There is no fun in constantly having to restart.
Eli Anderson
>Caring what anyone else thinks I'm not hardcore in the least it's more that the west is unbelievably dire lazy and weak willed by a shit culture, logic,practice and perseverance are all you need to become competent. The prob in the west is everyone just plays a game until they early plateau then hop to something else like it's all rush rush rush rather than picking away at a game for 1/2 hrs a day with no consideration for overall time.