/mischief/

>mfw I drove through a give way and made the guy coming through wait for me

(t-totaly not an accident and near-miss but showing my dominance)

>lead to more funerals
loled at this

Should have ripped a fat skid on front of the hearse with this playing:

youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

back to r*ddit

i hope it's the truckerfag general, that one is a cesspit

why can't techno be good again :

was just wondering the same thing

i'm packing for a camping trip right now, so I hope my neighbours enjoy the next 10 hours filled with 90's/early 2000's techno

youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4

You are correct.

I killed ur'you'are'you're mom

Sounds like fun
youtube.com/watch?v=mhhFhUY1FAU

>put M badges on my 318d

>we replaced this with dubstep and """trap""" music

Don't ever post in my threads again.

I blame 9/11. We even got cool shit like triphop coming out of all that
youtube.com/watch?v=FrIxgzieI_Y

Just sounds like the generic Mass Effect bar/club music :)

The live version's sort-of proto-trance. But what's interesting is if you check out Underworld before they took on Emerson and then review the first few studio albums thereafter It's really neat stuff how the two different styles manage to merge. Almost like early house music in a way.
youtube.com/watch?v=5KsUzH9x6M4

It was a great time for experimenting with new forms.

>funeral-industrial complex

>went to the local supermarkets parking lot
>park as far away from other people as possible
>diagonally
>took 4 spots for my BMW

I lane split on my motorcycle today in Colorado

>Not liking dubstep

youtu.be/VPIyTdL1MrY

Good oldskool vibe, but it doesn't really go anywhere
youtube.com/watch?v=TawsObcPWss

Remember that car commercial?

Rezz I like because she's just dirty raw bass. She puts on an awesome show.

And I mean drum and bass is still around and kicking. Personally, I love electro swing, house, dubstep, trap and glitch.

What commercial was that?

>what commercial
youtube.com/watch?v=OH0zWrDi6GA
I don't have a TV anymore, but those were better car commercial days than what I see on the jewtube or the superb owl.

Also I was just putting on some old CDs and the version I linked isn't the right version. The DJ version has a much longer intro and outro, banging bass, and more echo.

At this one intersection I sit in the right lane and watch the cars pile up behind me, wanting to turn right to get on the freeway.

oh wow I never looked up what these tracks are, just got some burned CDs from a house-oriented friend
youtube.com/watch?v=sUixeI2CnB8

There's also a Tiesto mix apparently which is more in the techno theme of things. I really have to get my sub hooked back up.
>dat bass
from Crystal Method's canonical Vegas album and the first Trance Global Underground completely flipped turned my world upside down from my progressive rock upbringing. Maybe I should put a sub in my car afterall...

>had a miniscule amount of weed last night at a buddy's place
>had a full cup of coffee over the course of the proceeding two hours
>drove home

Fuck da police.

> tried to empty a can of Coke inside a gas pump once

>be me
>drive impala I've had since high school
>decide to go on a scenic drive through country roads
>long sweeping turns
>I've driven 80+ on these roads with no problems
>roads wet today
>driving retardedly fast, getting over 100 on some stretches
>doing 60-65 around turn rated 45
>patch of dirt at apex of corner
>ohfuck
>can't slow down in time
>lose control and do a sick 180 reverse entry into a barbed wire fence
>blew out a chunk of the bumper, ripped off rocker panel, primer scratches all over both rear qps
>lucky I didn't roll over into a stream
>suspension and alignment fucked
>knocked over good chunk of fence
>clean up what i can
>drive away
>hate self for fucking up perfectly good car for no reason

>funeral-industrial complex
o i am laffin

top kek

I don't know if anyone noticed, but that doesn't look like Angie Varona, assuming that you meant to post a pic of the now legal jailbait that used to be plastered all over /b/.

To be thread relevant, I was testing out my new boost controller at 100mph on the freeway earlier before work.

Angie Varona isn't teenage jailbait anymore, bro. She's hotter than ever.

She still looks and acts like mexican jailbait. 5/10 with big tits > 9/10 with tiny tits.

>Be on highway
>Going a brisk 75 in a 65
>See Chad and Stacy in my rear view mirror, racing each other in their matching BMWs
>Decide to put my 3k civic with a few simple mods to the test, and do something about this
>Hear my turbo spool up as I punch it, and get a gap ahead of myself and them
>Start swerving around the two lanes so they can't pass
>Both Chad and Stacy are swerving, trying to get around me
>See Chad start seething, and within a few seconds of this he starts laying on his horn and flipping me off
>Stacy has all but backed off now, and Chad is the only one trying to impose his "will"
>Do this for the next 5 miles, as Chad and Stacy proceed to take turns trying to find the best away around me
>At one point one nearly finds an opening on the shoulder, but I quickly stuff their advances
>Highway merges to a single lane just before the oncoming town
>Kick it up a gear, and get into the single lane right quick
And then here comes the best part, lads.
>Get into town, and reach a stop light
>Chad gets out and storms up to my car
>Starts yelling, spit frothing at his mouth, as he punches my car
>Tries to open the door, but it is locked
>Just look over and smile at him in the most gay way I could imagine
>See light turn green in my peripheral vision
>Dump the clutch and rip a hektik skid right in his face
>See him in the rear view mirror coughing up his lungs, as Stacy gets out to "comfort him."

By and large, my most D E V I L I S H act in a long while.

ooops

don't tell elon

I really wanna be able to say "fuck it" and lane split even though it's illegal, but I always wuss out. Just don't wanna deal with potential tickets or pissed off drivers

My gf sucked my cock while driving on the highway. Will It count?

>see Indian parking his brand new Audi at the supermarket I push carts at
>key the fuck out of his door

Fucking shitskin, I hope he goes back to his country

the guy who did that received a cease and desist

>500+ rwhp
>Waze on dash-mounted phone
>low profile laser/radar detector
>intermittent radar jammer on a hidden switch
>automatic laser jamming on key reflective points along the body

>drive below the speed limit at all times

You're doing Gods work user.

Love me a good hate crime pardner, yeeeeehaw

>lying on an anonymous image board
MOM'S GONNA FREAK