/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Tips on using the rocketbike please

ie Whats the fastest way to travel on it and how do you do the super long gliding i've been people do(like gliding from Mt chiliad to LSIA)

Tapping left ctrl a ton. Keeping a proper balance. Don't look up too high or look down too low

Hopping hills/rooftops is better than long gliding because you keep getting rocket boosts.

>keyboard player

@180422091
fuck off retard

Why would I handicap myself and play on a shitter controller for GTA?

>superior driving
>superior piloting
use kbm for shooting dork

ignore the tripfag, everyone thinks they're a moron already so it's not worth communicating with it

youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-Y3oehYBk

xth for MrBossFTW is a
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Yeah, cause holding W and 8 is so difficult

>chased by Oppressors
>A bike with a jet and glider wings
>literally unfettered by the laws of Newton himself
>somehow still drive into my AT mines repeatedly
youtube.com/watch?v=cl_6q557AkY

This is fun

user i don't want to see you modifying your AR at all until you get those holo sights

>hack like a motherfucker
>dropping money constantly
>use stealth cash on two different hacks to give myself around a billion
>aimbot people shitting up lobbies
>spawning a billion props for fun times at the airport
>still not banned
hows our other hacker going? the one that was dropping all the unreleased cars in the lobby a while back?

>don't care enough about the new content to buy MOC
>sitting on a bunch of money and nothing to spend it on
I'm reaching this point where I'm considering buying duplicates of cars I already own, for different styling.
Something I've already done too many times

I heard you can get Fourth of July stuff now, is that true?

I'd be careful, they've cracked down on a couple menus, seems like subVersion got detected

Yeah thats what i was using

I'd very much suggest not using it right now then.

unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/208718-subversion-menu-internal-123.html

you'll feel that way until the very first time you're rekt by one of those new weapons

I already know, but thanks for being concerned.

I've been playing GTA for a while and I've been using an undetected menu. After the C&D I committed account suicide by announcing in chats that I was giving money and proceeded to drop 1bil bags for everyone.

When I get unbanned, I'll probably keep dropping. If you want some cash now provide me with a non-steam GTA V account and I'll get on and drop some.

Whisper_Dan my dude

I really doubt anybody is gonna give you their R* account details, even though stealth cash is legit.

What's faster for traveling across the map, Oppressor or Buzzard?

oppressor can try to keep the pace esp. if bunnyhopping, but buzzard regularly comes first regardless of how it's used

>1B bag drops

Horse shit, max is 40k

Who /skeletons/ here?

oppressor is way faster just touch down on rooftop buildings for a sec to recharge boost at a higher altitude when you can, since its all about gliding and you need altitude to glide fast

you still need both wheels to touch a surface if you want that refill though so you're rarely ever moving at a constant speed, also the risk of crashing is much higher. i'd rather lose a buzzard after my fifth or sixth pass around the map and spawn another one for free than pay $20k for the bike that i sunk on my second/third

what

Wowsers your dum

>rank 1500
>crew tag is HACK
>spotted him following me when running supplies
>waiting outside my bunker right now
Do I just go make food and see if he's still there after I'm done?

How do you spin or rotate props in the race creator? I literally can't find this one command anywhere.

Get me something too.

He gave up quickly, unfortunately.

Is there a quick way to cancel a vehicle steal mission?

Like when I leave the office and find out the mission is one of those cargobob-boat missions, is there any way to just immediately cancel it?

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change session, maybe destroy the cargobob that they give to you

find new session

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So, what's my ban risk for changing tunables and buying July 4th stuff?

Lifetime

Depends, think it's 1 month, 6 months then perma

Cannon apc pulling a flak AA trailer is the new meta.

Nothing can stop it.

Not insurgents
Not tanks
Not hydras
Not missile oppressors

Nothing.

It's 1 week + full wipe then perma
Wait two weeks nigga

>sit through a 10 minute loading screen

I'll just destroy the car, much quicker

why cannon and not sam battery?

MOC can stop it easily.

Are the SAM batterys good or nah

What upgrades do I NOT get on the Oppressor?

I remember someone saying getting one of the upgrades slows down the bike.

>It's 1 week + full wipe then perma

I've actually been banned twice, first time was for 1 month, second time was for 6 months, my account is active now.

missiles run out.
MOC is destroyed in 8 shots from the flak cannon - which fires in salvos of 2 so it's more like 4 shots.

2 shots of APC and 2 salvos from the flak and the MOC is simply gone.

No shit.
They changed it this year to 1 week + full wipe then perma.
Your next ban will be the perma and mine will probably be a perma even though it was one time under the old ruling.

It's a month and a wipe. Not a week

no

>missiles run out.
but user you get like 60 missiles that you can rapid fire and refills don't take much time at all

>getting the ropes of CEO work because I stopped playing for a while
>came back just in time for hackerbux spree so I bought all sorts of shit with it
>start doing sourcing
>get one of them cargobob ones
>it was the first one so retarded naive me just goes with it
>get there
>seven bajillion thugs start shooting me
>panic and cargobob goes straight into the water
>"oh well I guess we lost that one whoops"
>fuck off assistant
>time passes
>eventually get another one
>now I had bought the cargobob so I didn't have to go steal it
>know the seven bajillion thugs will be there
>plan to do a quick hook and book it
>try it with bullets raining
>it doesn't hook
>it doesn't hook
>it doesn't hook
>cargobob smoking now
>retreat to nearby island to pick them off with sniper
>get it over with
>think it's over
>there was one dude left I could not spot from the island because of the angle
>he fucks up my chopper
>dies on the container
>get off and kill him
>majorly upset at this point
>call in another cargobob hoping it'll be close
>it's all the way on that little town on the northwest of the map
>haul ass and swim to the coast
>steal shit car
>make it there
>take chopper back to car
>it doesn't hook
>it doesn't hook
>IT DOESN'T HOOK
>around a century later the things hooks as if by magic
>I honestly don't know what I did different
>pick it up
>get chased by perfect aim buzzards
>they fuck up my chopper again
>droo car on the street
>leave chopper to rot while I kill the pilots
>get in car and get back to warehouse
>all this for a shitty Blackfin
Never again.

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>implying anyone read that.

tl;dr

:(

user you've got to work on being concise, memetext

>is an art

What does the holo sight even do?

What should I buy next /gtag/?

Here's everything I have right now:
>Supercar
>Oppressor
>Valkyrie
>MOC

I'm thinking maybe a Buzzard or Hydra.

req join PC crew
MuscleMemory.exe

>inb4 blacklisted

>Buying anything air related in this new age of shittery
Waste of money

go for the Buzzard, you can spawn it more easily and it's not looking too bad this season

>testing out the tampa while following the crew in a moc destroying cops and pugs
>I get sniped by a police helicopter after the moc jack knifes under a bridge
>cops impound it or some shit
>its not at the cop lot
>pay the insurance to recover it
>it never appeared back in the garage
>call insurance and they wont pick up

it was set to my moc and its not there

where are thou oh tampa

nothing, it's just more /aesthetic/ on the carbine than other weapons

youtube.com/watch?v=3nmu7rstpSI

damn dude sorry to hear that RIP

requesting to join GTAG on PC
SC: mr_enon

try calling the MOC out and then calling your personal vehicle

sent

thanks, good to be back.

anyone get awarded 500k ? play pretty recently too.

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do you have poof that you own the vehicle if so report it to R* same thing happen to my kuruma and I got a refund

I just bought so I doubt I have any screenies/captures of it

is it just me or does the carbine mk. ii look exactly like pic related?

It's almost like they base their guns/cars/locations off real life things!

It wouldn't hurt to give it a try good luck

but all the other guns only look half-way like their real life counterparts while this is almost exactly the same, it's kind of odd

Using a keyboard for shooting and drive bys, and a controller for driving and flying is literally GOAT

I use an xbone1 controller, I will never go back to only keyboard.

who's the best pilot in the crew

also who here /nodo/

best of both worlds

anyone else get 500k loggin in today?

nope never

so close

If you make a thousand posts a day, pass is pretty much obligatory. Showing it off isn't admirable though.