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>The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>It's a smaller ergonomic model designed for fuel efficiency, NT is sick of recalls
>By the time you get in there's only standing room, you find a place to wait by a corner
>The smell of strawberries hits you first, before you realize where it's from her lithe fingers have placed a moonflower held up behind your ear
>She smiles mischievously, turning around just as the shuttle takes off
>Pushed together by the unexpected force, the gardener's perfect behind presses against your groin
>You can hear her playful giggle as she doesn't move away, her body casually shifting her weight side to side to brush back and forth against you
>The smell of the intoxicating moonflower combined with her strawberry hair is too much as she's pressing into you
>You attempt to stifle your moan as you climax, but you know she can hear it as the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>She turns around before leaving, her mischievous grin now predatory
>You can smell the mint from her gum on her lips as she leans in and whispers to you
>"You know hun, there's two different kinds of tiny pricks that will put someone to sleep shortly after it goes in them. Looks like this one will be out of commission for quite a while, huh little guy?"
>You stand paralyzed as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she leaves the shuttle

Teach me how

Stop intentionally having shitty dreams then.

>The smell of strawberries
How disgusting

this game is like Habo Hotel + DayZ + wacky sci fi humor

His dream sounds interesting.

Shut the bobba up.

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Did this come to you in a dream?

He didn't make it, I did
for him

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Well? Did it come to you in a dream?

it's shit but I still laughed

yes actually
a very sexual dream
there were lots of chickens with lots of cocks

The best kind of dream.

What does YOUR waifu smell like?

salty and sweaty like any other human.
Of course.

Human.

Like a hueman.

A husbando

Disappointment.

She probably smells like me still.

HEY
I SAW YOUR WAIF THE OTHER DAY
SHE UUUUUGLIIIIIIIII!

About fucking time
I was chaplain for three fucking hours

>what happened to the vampires

they did nothing. Vampires never do anything.

>take facehugger to the face to let hos and ayy get on shuttle last second
>hos just stands around without getting the facefucker off me nor running away
my efforts were in vain.

It sounds fucking gay.

What was the final virus count? I felt like someone's std-ridden waifu.

>sign up for "communist bus"
>get a flash a hardsuit a helmet and a laser-ak
>ZAS means that i get teleported onto the station with just the hardsuit and popped lungs
>crowbars must be bussed in for us
>no magboots
>get slaughtered by aliens and airlocks

What the fuck happened to the cargo shuttle? Does that happen a lot? My fucking lungs popped from the pressure.

Dude there was like a stack of three, I got hugged too

A quality escape shuttle, but it will never be as good as this one.

That looks awfull!

Let me guess, celt designed it?

Miners should stop hacking the fucking miner console and releasing face hugger.

that was pretty cool with the shuttle at the end. we should have more ghetto shuttles.

This previous round was the first round of SS13 I've played in a long time. Thanks for making it a fun one, guys.

Admins deleted most of it for a bus, I had to rebuild most of it. It got depressurized when it got sent back after I went through the trouble of repressurizing it.

>Rev in russian clothes bottle smashes me at escape
>Picks up my holo-crowbar and smacks me with it instead of his broken bottle
>I think he is just a Russian mob that got teleported from the goonsat so I laser him without even thinking
>His buddys just stand there as I gun him down
>They stun me and gun me down before I know what hit me
Why did they wait, Veeky Forums? Did they just hate that guy?

Here it is, parked at Escape.

As the Doctor trying to cure all those fucking viruses, the virus count landed at 4.
I had to make 4 Cures and "Tel" got all of them at one point.

i hit you with the bottle but then i accidentally picked up the crowbar without thinking and tried to beat you with it. i am a failure as a commie.

>tfw someone appreciates my Crapea® Emergency Shuttle

Shit it was irritating. I had to order 10 laser crates because SEC was being slaughtered. Everyone was dead by the time they came though except for HOS who was blind. He ended up opening the crates and stumbled off so I got three laser guns.

Don't even worry about it, as a plasmeme they may as well been the same in that it hurt like hell. Just odd that the vox didn't help you sooner.

>[18:08:18]ADMIN: HELP: Zushakon/(Autism-bot): I'm going to sleep now. If the SME blows up. Whoops. It should be pretty stable since that is the same setup monstly from a three hour long round whre the CE never even checked up on it. - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.

I remember that thread

Hah, I wish.
One of the newer admins accidentally spawned bluespace sea in CentComm when trying to spawn a wall. By the time someone with +DEBUG had logged on, it had eaten the emergency shuttle, most of the supply shuttle, and almost all of CentComm itself.
It was funny to me, anyway.

TAKE THEM BACK

Pretty sure all the xenos were killed but somehow there were fucking 8 million facehuggers all over the place

Nah you want gay just look at

They belong on that shitty server like you, Nick.

TAKE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

They're all yours.

pastebin.com/xser11Rg

Stop calling everyone who mentions CM Nick.

>Literally shows that it's him speaking over the radio in the screenshot

hurrrrrrrr

O my bad.

10/10

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>not knowing about the "delete all of type" button in the VV window

>publicflukemaipai

OH! THAT'S WHAT THAT PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT MENT.

I totally forgot about that after all those hours. That's fucking hilarious.

how do we fix changelings?
what powers should be taken away?

wow that round had some nice deadchat salt

Hope you guys enjoyed the round as much as I did :)

holy shit that scene where souhei had ian, opened the airlock and got spaced. i feel so bad.

>shitcurity once again proves it can't resist collecting potential valids

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Coming this summer to a Space Station near you.

t. Jim

dont fuck with my shower mime

>spaced myself in the heating chamber
It's probably better I died. It was first time I was doing toxins and I probably would have blown the place up.

>its a friendly malf guys!
>muh validhunting!!

lmao

One day, I'll hack every APC on the station. Not today, sadly. But at least I had a good laugh! I also learned that you can not start delta from inside an APC.

>everyone is having fun doing something
>shit it up purely and solely for the sake of shitting it up
thread was a mistake, for you need to be banned

>that round sucked
i don't know about you guys but as a redshirt i really appreciate it when an antag with the power to wipe the whole station in 10 minutes decides to do something more interesting instead

sorry for ruining your fun man

Heh. All I managed to do was help the clown make cakes. I'd call that a success.

Being right doesn't make it not validhunting desu senpai.

I may have gotten shot over an unslaved borg, but all silicon lives matter!

I was really hoping for a round end folding chair battle. What a shame.

is everyone who is anyone on colonial marines or what? like holy shit how legendary

>AI dindu nuffin
>but I know the round type so I need to left click it until it's horizontal
validhunting

Well, I DID tell the unslaved cyborg that I was going to blow up the station if it kept taking my walls down as I thought it would care more about probable harm instead of potent harm. But, this gave it reason to mistrust me and it likely told the HoS about me saying these things. I feel they had plenty of reason to distrust me already, and this would add enough to simply end it. Oh well! I have to keep in mind that for a pacifist silicon gimmick to work, you have to be a pacifist 100%

You heard it here first in the threads mental gymnastics department! If you react to the antagonist, it's validhunting!

Ignore all antagonists!

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I'd rather play space than TTT, reactionary play is better than collecting easy valids

what part of what I wrote did you misinterpret? Is English not your first language?

Just what percent of waifus are lesbians?

"Everyone who is anyone" means everyone important or noteworthy

HoS here,wasn't planning to ion you at the start since you got found out so early so i just planned to play along till something happens,only had a change of mind when the borg started telling me you were up to something in the silicon radio,that and the death of the hop announcement on my SPS at the bar just forced me to do it.