/lolg/ - League of Legends General

OT eyosongive.us

i want to nerf[/spoilers] this rat edition!

I still want a female dancer in League.

I want to fill Kled's buns!
I want to put a baby in Kled's oven!
I want to eat Kled's vanilla flavored donut!
I want to taste his crème fraiche!

>he doesnt know about ctrl+3

Most.
Alpha.
Champ.

graves bf when

I didn't know pirates could have such pretty feet.

Poppers

>get friend request
>oh no what if I let him down
>decline
:(

xth for Syndra

It sucks when a person starts feeding just because someone calls them out on playing poorly. It's one thing to have a bad game, but it's another thing to purposely feed just because your teammates aren't being patient with your lack of skill. Suck it up and play more safely.

"There was never a time when we felt like we had to react to their play because... they weren't really doing anything."

Yurop???

Oh really? I didn't know. So what's the best way to play for it? Like FNatic did by forcing the top laner to leave and split push it, even trading a few deaths for it?

Reminder that ezreal isn't gay and if think so you suffer from reddit meme headcanon

...

I'm in love with a yordle!

Where are the LOLIS, Riot?

Now what does this have to do with anything, my friend? I know that champions can dance. I'm talking about a dancer champion.

comfy bfs~

Giys I literally keep losing in fucking Silver and I was close to Gold last season. Wat do

I want to pour my guacamole in his boy hole!

>You can see her micropenis bulge
Hot.

>guys i keep losing in silver and i was silver last season

uhhh

get better

>tfw friend invites me to a game
>accept
>she has other friends in the party
>make an excuse and close the client
I don't know how to talk to other humans, I also would've fed

This thread is seriously fucking cancer
Must be because eu is playing so all the europeans are crawling out of the woodwork to post macro gay replies

You're hot, user!

kek

owo

>You can see her micropenis bulge

>tfw FNC support says NA and EU are close and we both suck
cmon, man...

at least pick a side... this is just sad

did you say gay macro
>galio is canonly macro
>no art of him fucking demacian building and flooding the town with his semen

this hurts

Can we just fuck already

riot bundle names are usually pretty on point. There was a flash mastery bundle that had riven, yasuo, fizz, kat, etc

Being about to win then intentionally throwing is much more than straight winning

I get /lolg/ tears even

Draven!
Coolest guy!
d-did you know there's a lolg husbando club?
its completely dead but its there for you if you want haha
there's a lot of husbando posters here

Did I reply to you twice? We're clearly just meant to be!

>no nasus
lel

>dead club
>cant keep it alive
>advertising it

worst club owner, mine is always alive because I keep it alive by talking to my members instead of looking for new ones hoping one of them will do my host job for me

My wife is perfect! I love her sooooo much!!!!

Git gud. You never hit gold, so you dont know how to stomp silvers yet.

>mfw throwing ranked games when a toxic draven main is on my team.

Who else here /devilish/? Its necessary to remove tyler1's cancerous progeny.

should I ban caitlyn, fizz, zac, galio, rakan, thresh, kassadin ??? theres so much cancer i always feel frustrated every game

what NA egirl wants FREE SKINS to play today?

He would be in the 'Why'd you fight? I was farming for 40 minutes straight until I become useful' bundle with Tryndamere and Veigar.

Guys give the faggot a break...

First off about his sjw fagginess,
He's just your typical white knight faggot... Has no social skills, no worthy talents, zero good qualities, ugly as fuck, not funny either...
The only way this guy could get laid is to become a beta, complete pushover, Nice Guy™, sjw and suckup. And i mean i guess it worked? He just had to get dicked by his """wife""" but at least he lost the v-card.

I mean what can you expect from riot games... Only the finest autists can have the pleasure of being autistic enough to work there... Just look at the "Krepo, i showed you muh penis pls respond"...
The only "sjw" thing he's ever done is the eyebrows on Taliyah, but who cares the bitch is obsessed with rocks and was probably visually designed from a rock.

Tahm Kench and Lucian are really good champs, so it can't be THAT bad...
Plus didn't he recently get uncucked?

besides lolghusb(and) i joined 2 other almost full clubs
both of them get like 2 messages a month
clubs just don't work
i was wondering if they wanted to join for the tag or something
don't bully draven players!!

>nasus
>useful after 40
lol

Yes.

>>>/reddit/

LOL

riot should make a champion that gains 1 ad per successful auto attack on any minion. all AD from items is converted into movement speed or something

Haha! What exactly are we laughing about though?

>that profile picture
I can't get over that fucking abomination. How does a grown man look at that and think "Yes, this is how I want to represent myself on my business social media account." Is he actually autistic?

git gud

>full AS page
>dagger start
>Hurricane rush
>?????
>profit

@u

>implying
reddit hates the comfy bfs worse than you guys, they enjoy taricXez and luxXez more so if you enjoy those ships you should check with them

this is my home and I dont plan on going anywhere else to post my stuff

>talking shit about based Notch

Fuck this faggot.

nah i'm good gumi but hey ty

Bless you

I thought we were laughing about the sad state Nasus is in.

>tfw the autists were already there, they just needed a symbol to enable their full, autistic potential
>Draven (T1), Yasuo, Riven, etc. in LoL
>Snipers in FPS games
>Demons/Swordsmen in RPGs and fighting games

W E W

Just git gud at csing and you remove all the variance from your games

that's no laughing matter

>Fnatic is once again the best in EU
And all is right in this world again

xth for Kayle x Karhthus!

Fuck Fnatic. Can't wait to see them get their shit stomped out at worlds.

Is playing Nunu considered abusing an OP champ? I'm not used to playing things that are considered meta but I can't stop winning.

xth for being murdered by kayle!

Yes.

no nunu mains are hot

t. xpeke

No, you're hot!

what goes wrong in someones childhood that they end up into this shit

Who has the lewdest butt?

>play rakan
>not very smart
>keep getting insanely lucky
>ham it up like I'm an idiot getting lucky that isn't actually just an idiot getting lucky in an attempt to entertain randoms/make potential ragers focus on me rather than someone else
>but I actually am an idiot getting lucky that enjoys pissing off people with no patience
WHO WANTS TO DANCE

Trundle!

This game needs a War Cleric
Someone who smites evil and can also heal allies but is able to lane alone and not be a healslut for a ADCuck.
But they can also be a qt girl like pic related.

yea the weather's killing me tbqh

Gumi butt

Same. Let's get naked together!

uh don't die
get 7-9 cs/m and beat people to death with your massive item advantage
braindead shit with teamfight potential also helps

tldr play swain

I wanna build sandcastles with Lulu!

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Hey user I hate to call you to do something like this but I have no choice. Work has me going out of town all day today and my faithful wife Taliyah is gonna be left home alone. She's really scared of being home alone so I'd like to ask if you could come over here and take care of her while I'm gone.

That champion already exists.

I'm sorry about your father-in-law

I main toplane and adc.

I like aggressive fuckers like Darius, Jax, Gragas and I love GP as well, even though hes different. But I also love playing adc. No real preferences for playstyle other than picking Draven. Any other top/adc bros?

Megu Wormie plays a mean top/adc

Who?
Taric doesn't count, he's not a qt girl and can't lane alone.

will she be toxic and salty, anons?

Kayle, you dumbo.

delet gumi is pure
maybe another time

Niger is a pretty cool country actually

Sorry, no. I love her too much and I wouldnt wanna cuckold you by making love to her 24/7.

omniknight?

I hope she likes junk food and Andy Samberg, because I'm bringing Totinos and we're gonna marathon Brooklyn 99

>GP gets first blood on our team after a great invade
>feeds the fuck out of the enemy kled
what the fuck is wrong with some people

Yi's Titanic Hydra reset is so awkward.

>qt girl
Uh user I have some bad news...
>War Cleric
>Battles in hand to hand combat while healing
>Kayle has a shitty heal and hits from far away like a pussy
We need a big STRONG MAN CLERIC