ITT: Things that automatically turn you off of a car ad

ITT: Things that automatically turn you off of a car ad
>((((CAR NAME))) (((CLEAN CAR)))
>Ad title is literally just "car for sale"
>"habla espanol" anywhere in the listing

>tastefully modified
>mfw

>less than 5 year old mercedes mid-tier sedan for less than $20k

>日本語を話します

>i know what i got

>goes hard
>no timewasters
>i know what i got

>"no joy rides" on non-sporty vehicles
>Completely totaled 2013+ car for $4,000 or under with quote "can be fixed"
>"Mechanic's Special"
>RX8 with over 100k on it's original engine
Bonus Round:
>camero
>10+ year old 200,000+ Mile Diesel Truck for $20,000 or more

to be fair, on the last point a well taken care of cummins can easily last 400k. The problem is almost all of them are neglected

>a well taken care of cummins can easily last 400k

a well taken care of panther will last a million miles and they can be found in great shape for 4 grand

>90s tacoma with 470k miles
>"33 inch tires and ebay light bar"
>$6000

top kek

>camero

>rego lapsed
>would make a good ______
>a soon to be classic
other words trying to convince me his rotting shitpile is worth what he's asking

>ICE COLD AC
>CAR PULLS STRONG
>TOO MANY PROJECTS
>NEEDS NOTHING
>NEEDS $20 PART BUT I DONT HAVE THE TIME

>$1
>Free

I'd buy it to save it

>ran when parked
>last millennia

your money would be better spent elsewhere my dude. this abomination has already consumed four sw20's and a camry

I've actually seen this a few times. How can you own a car and not even know it's name?

> Recently replaced the breaks

car with 150k miles, a/c doesnt work, faded paint, torn seats, couple of dents

>Like new condition

>transmission: manual
>pictures show it's an automatic

Mechanics special

>blown head gasket but definitely not because of overheaded, warped heads

>>i know what i got
this !!!!

>470k
Idk man, I'd steer clear until the break in period is over.

Go away akko poster

Every fucking time
>OH SHIT SON IS THAT A MANUAL LEGACY 2.5GT WAGON
>See a fucking auto even though the listing says manual

All it takes is one of these:
>Transmission: Automatic
>Make: Chevrolet
>Drivetrain: Front-Wheel-Drive
>Year: [anything newer than 2008]

>Thumb blocking hayabusa license plate
>Clearly melanated individual

>Woman owned :)

>25 year old bike with 12K miles

>Flat rear tire from burnouts

>FAST
>never raced/responsible driver in Info
Really clicks my trash button

low miles, barely broken in!

>189,563 miles

>"body has 800k on it but was swapped with a JDM engine with only 10 miles on it bro"

television commercials for buicks

Best girl

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT HAS 300K MILES

>dirty as fuck interior

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Mechanic owned/Mechanic's Special
>I know what I got
>I want A but the lowest I'll take is B
>Posts as free, asks for offers in description
>Cold A/C
>"My friend/ a mechanic looked at it and said it was (insert problem here)
>Whole list of mods and parts, adds up the cost for each part and puts that on the asking price
>If the car's been modified at all

>listing makes the car seem entirely good
"im just moving and wont be taking the car with me"
>call up
>"oh yeah it doesn't run, you need to tow it"
>mfw

I hate this so fucking much. Don't fucking list it as manual if it doesn't have a clutch pedal. Fucking don't-.

>The car starts and drives fine. The MOT expired under the previous owner but like we say, its drives fine
>we are a family run business with 20 years vehicle retail experience, it runs fin
>guys it runs fine

>(10mph accident...very stupid). The radiator got f*ked and all the coolant leaked
Autotrader private sellers are a meme I swear

>tasteful mods
>underglow
>reflective stickers on wheels

...

...is this from a jav?
>sees filename
well that answers that

Price: $1
Mileage: 165
Rare car! Low miles!! A/C blows cold!!
Original wheels for additional $350
>$7000 for a rustbucket Acura Integra
>no pictures of interior
>POC thumb blocking license plate
>no VIN
>salvage title
>automatic transmission

Not really a turn off but.
>see pics. great condition almost new looking
>arrive
>shits fucked up

goddamn stop taking pics of it from 10000 miles ago