ITT: Things that automatically turn you off of a car ad
>((((CAR NAME))) (((CLEAN CAR)))
>Ad title is literally just "car for sale"
>"habla espanol" anywhere in the listing
ITT: Things that automatically turn you off of a car ad
>tastefully modified
>mfw
>less than 5 year old mercedes mid-tier sedan for less than $20k
>日本語を話します
>i know what i got
>goes hard
>no timewasters
>i know what i got
>"no joy rides" on non-sporty vehicles
>Completely totaled 2013+ car for $4,000 or under with quote "can be fixed"
>"Mechanic's Special"
>RX8 with over 100k on it's original engine
Bonus Round:
>camero
>10+ year old 200,000+ Mile Diesel Truck for $20,000 or more
to be fair, on the last point a well taken care of cummins can easily last 400k. The problem is almost all of them are neglected
>a well taken care of cummins can easily last 400k
a well taken care of panther will last a million miles and they can be found in great shape for 4 grand
>90s tacoma with 470k miles
>"33 inch tires and ebay light bar"
>$6000
top kek
>camero
>rego lapsed
>would make a good ______
>a soon to be classic
other words trying to convince me his rotting shitpile is worth what he's asking
>ICE COLD AC
>CAR PULLS STRONG
>TOO MANY PROJECTS
>NEEDS NOTHING
>NEEDS $20 PART BUT I DONT HAVE THE TIME
>$1
>Free
I'd buy it to save it
>ran when parked
>last millennia
your money would be better spent elsewhere my dude. this abomination has already consumed four sw20's and a camry
I've actually seen this a few times. How can you own a car and not even know it's name?
> Recently replaced the breaks
car with 150k miles, a/c doesnt work, faded paint, torn seats, couple of dents
>Like new condition
>transmission: manual
>pictures show it's an automatic
Mechanics special
>blown head gasket but definitely not because of overheaded, warped heads
>>i know what i got
this !!!!
>470k
Idk man, I'd steer clear until the break in period is over.
Go away akko poster
Every fucking time
>OH SHIT SON IS THAT A MANUAL LEGACY 2.5GT WAGON
>See a fucking auto even though the listing says manual
All it takes is one of these:
>Transmission: Automatic
>Make: Chevrolet
>Drivetrain: Front-Wheel-Drive
>Year: [anything newer than 2008]
>Thumb blocking hayabusa license plate
>Clearly melanated individual
>Woman owned :)
>25 year old bike with 12K miles
>Flat rear tire from burnouts
>FAST
>never raced/responsible driver in Info
Really clicks my trash button
low miles, barely broken in!
>189,563 miles
>"body has 800k on it but was swapped with a JDM engine with only 10 miles on it bro"
television commercials for buicks
Best girl
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT HAS 300K MILES
>dirty as fuck interior
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Mechanic owned/Mechanic's Special
>I know what I got
>I want A but the lowest I'll take is B
>Posts as free, asks for offers in description
>Cold A/C
>"My friend/ a mechanic looked at it and said it was (insert problem here)
>Whole list of mods and parts, adds up the cost for each part and puts that on the asking price
>If the car's been modified at all
>listing makes the car seem entirely good
"im just moving and wont be taking the car with me"
>call up
>"oh yeah it doesn't run, you need to tow it"
>mfw
I hate this so fucking much. Don't fucking list it as manual if it doesn't have a clutch pedal. Fucking don't-.
>The car starts and drives fine. The MOT expired under the previous owner but like we say, its drives fine
>we are a family run business with 20 years vehicle retail experience, it runs fin
>guys it runs fine
>(10mph accident...very stupid). The radiator got f*ked and all the coolant leaked
Autotrader private sellers are a meme I swear
>tasteful mods
>underglow
>reflective stickers on wheels
...
...is this from a jav?
>sees filename
well that answers that
Price: $1
Mileage: 165
Rare car! Low miles!! A/C blows cold!!
Original wheels for additional $350
>$7000 for a rustbucket Acura Integra
>no pictures of interior
>POC thumb blocking license plate
>no VIN
>salvage title
>automatic transmission
Not really a turn off but.
>see pics. great condition almost new looking
>arrive
>shits fucked up
goddamn stop taking pics of it from 10000 miles ago