/dbt/ - daily beans thread

beans edition.

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this is your punishment for not making a new

Obviously Yamaha

0-8 stop working and go ride in butifel weather
9 keep reading boring publications
dubs ask qt gril if she wants to grab coffee
trips sell baiku

Fuck your numbers, take qt for a ride to the Starbucks.

Best beans.

lets be honest anyone who disagrees is simply being contrarian

>not slow cooked in pork and molasses
you're a giant faggot

>trips sell baiku
you're playing with fire my friend

Coffee beans a best bean.

technically a seed

So are other beans.
Coffee ones are still a best.

>go 200kmh on nekkid bike
the wind pressure is sick
how do you manage to go faster and not fly off into the distance like a kite?

and what do you think a bean is my friendo

All beans are seed, moron.

What he should have said, was coffee bean is not a bean, cause it's not a true bean.

Get low and hang on.
It's not that big a deal, I do about 240kmh with relatively low issue.

educate yourselves
thrashercoffee.com/coffee-myth-2-it-is-a-bean/
>while all beans are seeds, not all seeds are beans. Beans are actually the seeds of the legume family. The coffee tree does not belong to the legume family. Therefore, the seeds of the coffee tree are not beans.

Most of my life i've been a subscriber to Bush's Baked Beans. it has been my go-to food to avoid starvation during my famine poorfag years. my friends didn't like me anymore because after i survived my poorfag years all i would talk about is Bush's Baked Beans. they were always the highlight of my day and were basically apart of every thanks-giving, christmas, and birthday party
(we'd put candles around a bowl of baked beans and id blow out the candles making a wish to Bush who was practically my guardian angel)

What do you think of this bean as a first bean? Will I shit myself and die? I've fallen in love with it.
Also how much would be good for one, and how many kms would be a decent amount?

Also, I remember about a year ago someone here posted a pic of some qt3.14 in japon riding pic related and I fell in love with it, does anyone know who she is? wish I followed

thos beans

>What do you think of this bean as a first bean?
dont
>Will I shit myself and die?
probably not, but the chance is higher and very expensive to fix when you make noob mistakes

I had a fireblade as my first street bike.
I did pretty ok, bike was easy enough to control.
Now I did spend a lot of my younger life on a dirt bike, but it's still a different kind of riding.

>call all bean shops in my area for parts
>literally everything has to be ordered
well, they don't want me to buy expensive OEM part
if it has to be ordered I might aswell buy something cheap off amazon or ebay

I would agree with that depending on the part.
Cheap can also mean less quality.
Just be sure you know what you're getting before you do.
I also need to buy a new part for my bean, but the only place I can get one is online from china, so I've been putting it off.

Also, loving the new bean meme.

would you suggest I buy a newer bike (

Is a 650 street bike enough to gofast down the highway on or is it going to struggle to keep up with cars? I'd like a lighter bike with fast acceleration and a decent top end speed.

Post beans.

Also, I bet that the OP will stay like this until I seek the last good one and fix the whole thing.

Sigh.

hej

How much experience on a bicycle, beacue that does help, and it's really all up to you.
How slow are you willing to go, how careful are you willing to be. If you take your time, learn the bike, you should be ok. Like actually take hours in a parking lot doing maneuvers and the like.

hoj

Instead of bread, we should use beans.
I might actually go out and get some beans to put on my bean.

if dubs i buy a suzuki and ride in shame for the rest of my life

a 650 is more than enough bean for a beginner

Stop being a slut.
Szuk is fine.

you probably won't find a 650 with "decent top end speed"
half the cars will accelerate faster than you after you reach like 140kmh or something
top speed on a 650 is what? 210kmh max or something
and the acceleration will be shit long before that

210 is faster than most cars

Speed limit is 70mph. Who the hell is going twice that speed on roads?

youtube.com/watch?v=mqyCJPSgljw

Actually, alot of newer 600s of about 250kmh

Me. I usually end up doing about 150mph on a section of the interstate on the way to work.

I thought we were talking about highways in first world countries, sorry

I'm pretty much /n/core full on faggy bicycle racing. I'd have the patience to practise for sure, and I doubt I'd go full WAT racing until I was at least off my L plates (about a year).

I say go for it.
People underestimate the usefulness of riding a bicycle before transition to bean.
My brother and I did bmx before we went on to beans, my brother more so and he ended up racing bean for a little bit, supercross tho.
Again, huge emphasis on taking your time, if you think you're taking it too slow you're doing it right. The problem with most people beginning on high cc's is that they go too wat too fast.
Good luck friend.

>most cars
yes of course it's faster than "most cars"
this does not mean that there won't be a car behind you every few minutes that wants to take over because 210 is not enough for their new audi or whatever
if you want to stay on the leftmost lane on the Autobahn for more than a few km you have to go 300

Hello. It's 55 here

I am going to be racing my friends BMW in my 125cc

How the fuck do I win this

find some twisty country lanes to race him in, speed limits of 30-40 and youll smoke him if youre any good at leaning, through towns is good as well but more police and speed cameras.

What kind of BMW?

slash his tires?
jump the gun and block him?

"nothing personal kid"

Post your beans

Post ur noose
or more of lardtits if you have any good ones

Which bike is that and is that MPH?

>inna woods
>wild beans appear
is it safe to try some?

modded honda grom

19 year old here, will be 20 early next year. Looking to get a motorcycle for commuting to school 9 miles away (18/day 5 days week) My budget is 2k used or 3k new. Won't be using it in extreme weather of course.

What's the most reliable cruiser style bike I can get under 250 cc that price. I really mean it when I say I seek top reliability and a relaxed rider position.

>cruiser
why

>under 250cc
WHY

Rebel

Honda shadow 125.
Plus it's a v Twin on a 125cc, people will doubt the cc everytime.

Virago

Meant for

Bean x nine are

Make it an endurance race.

>>>under 250cc
>WHY

not him but because perhaps he doesn't want to kill himself in the first few months?

Also 125s are fuel efficient as fuck. Literally run on fumes.

Slow race.

I've got a rusty bean, going to put some por-15 on it. do you **need** a top coat or will it be fine by it's self

You're not funny, kiddo.

>same pic every time
do you actually ride?

>EUSSR units

yeah but cruiser?
buy a grom or z125 or something
they are fun, cheap and fuel efficient
but a cruiser?
the fuck
>still believing that a """"mile""""" is actually a real unit
wake up

Get a Solex if you care about milage so much.
They use like 1L per 100km.

>Literally run on fumes.
That's the whole idea of an engine.

What does riding have to do with taking pictures?

Here's a tucked in bean.

i just feel like someone who went funriding atleast once a week would have taken a new pic of his bike this season

Unlike some people im not an attention whoring faggot so I prefer to ride when I'm riding, not take pictures.

Should get a bicycle then

youtube.com/watch?v=85bkCmaOh4o
>tfw knight riding, at night, with all my might

fix your windshield fagget

He doesn't even has money to shave his beard

>plastic shit on the front of my bike R2000
>Lee-Enfield No4mk1 Long Branch R4500
I used all my money on a rifle, and now I am too poor to give any fucks.

It`s almost four months now since I last shaved. I have a fairly decent beard going.

>Shadow 125.

HNNNNG. How come I have never heard of this?

A 125cc V twin must be absolutely brilliant.

If I get disappear'd /dbt/, you guys are my witnesses. One of you has to keep up the shitposting.

>Be at work
>CoWorker's wife comes back in
>Constantly tries to bring her proposition up
>Dodge them
>For forty-five minutes
>Finally she fucks off
>Have phone on silent and work my ass off to make the store spick-and-span when my manager comes in
>Get out of work fifteen minutes ago
>See all this
>Talking to my company supervisor tomorrow to either get taken off graveyard, or get transferred to another store.

Lul

Virago 125 too

>CuckJ about to cuck his coworker
Do it fagit

wew lad
can i have your bike?

I hunt niggers on this utter stallion.

I'll be damned. Here Yamaha sold the 250 version of it, which I find appealing enough as it is.

Problem is that for a little bit more coin one could get a Virago 535.

Describe her to us, CJ. Just how ugly is she?

Should I keep playing runescape or should I go do wheelies on my bike?

>Old enough to have a bike
>Still playing RuneScape

Whatever you choose will be wrong

I just picked it up today

Osrs

You're right, fuck it. Gonna ask her if she's fixed her bike over the weekend and regardless of answer ask if she wants to seize one of the last nice days before autumn proper.
She just has to go online first.

>old enough to have bike
>chooses childish modern cafe
>suzuki
You have no room to talk

...

that's a modern café?

Call her.

It's another episode of 'super bikes are modern café racers'.

Kys you're self, faggot.

No
My heart rate doubled just reading that
Pic is me internally when thinking about calling her out of the blue

>made to imitate a race bike
>clip ons
>rear sets
>seat bump
>uncomfortable
>built to look pretty
>built for attention seeking children

>built to look pretty
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>children hang posters of superbikes on their walls

>made to imitate a race bike

Try 'made for homologation as a race bike'.