This guy walks up and starts explaining your girlfriend's quirks

>this guy walks up and starts explaining your girlfriend's quirks

What do you do?

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Thank him for getting me a girlfriend

>tfw you wait until the end for the DougScore™

I'd listen and be pretty entertained because I know she's got a shit-ton of them.

>"Probably the most interesting quirk of all is that user's girlfriend only has two dimensions. Two! You can't interact with her in any possible way, so she basically isn't even real."

sh-shut up, d-doug...

>Implying I have a gf
>Implying I have friends at all

I cuck myself and force him to eat her out because I know he can barely keep his tongue in his mouth anyway

Underrated.

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Ill be your friend bro
do you live in the greater houston area

I'd probably open a new tab and read the text version on Autotrader.com/oversteer

but i don't have a gf. i have a bf

kel

>he walks up
>"Now, this car has alot of quirks, and features-"
>get into car to avoid him
>begin rolling up window
>"Of course, I'm going to show you h-"*muffled quirks*
done

>doug
Can't beat Mr Regular

probably just watch him explain my girlfriends quirks and shut him down when he trys to ride her

i want to watch him demonstrate her weird features while wearing two t shirts

damn i almost got that get

Shove that quirky turn signal stalk up his ass

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