Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

Pomf OD'd and is kill, now he's a salty ghost that sells ice cream

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Nice general

wow its almost like its 6AM where most players from this server live

Anyone have a link to the main discord?

right here partner

discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

Second dis. I only have the Coderbus Discord

fuck off retard
FUCK OFF RETARD

Suck my balls lol
ty

Man I was salty last night whheeeeweew boi.

>mining my own business on the roid
>find the polar star
>awe shieeeeettttt
>1 miner is helping while the other one disappears for ages
>mine bro goes back for diamond drills and supplies from the station
>exploring far and wide when suddenly: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>damn never been mid round tator
>easy greentext to steal CMO uniform and I know they are braindead
>continue mining with mine bro when 3rd miner comes back saying he was killed early on then cloned
>he finds strange parts
>tries to Jew me on pricing cause he knows I have the polar star
>"okay bro I'll give it to you but you owe me 8k"
>I try to upgrade it and fail cause I've never done dis befo
>he does it then picks it up
>badfeeling.png
>he turns and kills me instantly and then kills minebro shortly after
>kills cool Vox Trader for no reason 5min later
>spends 10min dragging our bodies and gear to separate gibonite deposits
>completely destroys all evidence
>keeps mining like nothing's wrong
>mfw

Fuck you guy. We coulda been partners in crime

letting yourself get jewed was a sign of weakness

Apply the parts to it while the gun is on the ground if you dont know.

>attack a nonhuman as a traitor
>try and do some gimmick
>nonhuman comes back miraculously and robusts you
>all nonhumans are clearly shitters

For further reference, if someone with way better gear than you comes to murderize you, the best way to go is ";X ROGUE ON ROID HELP"

>people bitching on nonhumans
>when they are more sane than waifushitters and husbandorks

>The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>It's a smaller ergonomic model designed for fuel efficiency, NT is sick of recalls
>By the time you get in there's only standing room, you find a place to wait by a corner
>The smell of strawberries hits you first, before you realize where it's from her lithe fingers have placed a moonflower held up behind your ear
>She smiles mischievously, turning around just as the shuttle takes off
>Pushed together by the unexpected force, the gardener's perfect behind presses against your groin
>You can hear her playful giggle as she doesn't move away, her body casually shifting her weight side to side to brush back and forth against you
>The smell of the intoxicating moonflower combined with her strawberry hair is too much as she's pressing into you
>You attempt to stifle your moan as you climax, but you know she can hear it as the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>She turns around before leaving, her mischievous grin now predatory
>You stand paralyzed as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she leaves the shuttle

say ";botanist is ling sec to escape help"

...

I won't make that mistake again haha

There was no time lol That'd have been my first impluse but he literally killed me in 3 shots cause the Spur is so str0nk

theres not enough zyklon b for you

what does it mean to "shunt" the AI?

A malf AI can jump to an APC when threatened to avoid dying from immobility.

>defficiency
>17:00
>chief engineer continues to recall the shuttle with their console in their office with the screen screwdrivered every time they arent using it
>isnt actually DOING any engineering just recalling

drop the gun, pick up the parts, click the gun

>17:00

how

17:10 to be exact

haven't the admins bussed shit in to end the round

grues, a number of zombies. sent in respawned players as random name/appearances on ERT shuttle so they can just play again. they were SWIFTLY killed.

Your CKEY?

kammerjunk

Green haired Devil...

DrCelt

DragonBro

pomf123

i'm building an entirely new rig soon, if i ensure my IP is different as well will a new BYOND account be tied to my old one at all somehow?

i've got some notes and a rep i kinda want to dodge as well as bans from a couple servers

Yea, make sure the IP is different and you're golden.

Don't use the same email for the new account etc. I'm sure you know this.

dont name your computer the same as the last one either. or your workgroup, etc etc

Are you retarded? You know the admins browse the thread, right?

Either way, if you have a rep like that, we probably don't want you.

>enabling workgroups

Move across the country just to be safe as well

t. carshalash

>say
>not pressing t

I was the other miner, that faggot killed me the next next game as well.

>pressing t
>being a hotkey pleb
>having to stop and type instead of being able to press a direction key and type while running away
>thinking hotkey bullshit will ever help you in a practical situation
>letting yourself get parapenned mid-type because you have to stand still like a retard

>click click click click click click click click click click click click

Wow I finally equipped my belt!

>Veeky Forums has an average round of an hour
>Veeky Forums has an average round of 1.5 hours
>/bay/ has an average round of 2.5 hours

I just want to play a comfy 4+ hour round,what server do I go to?

>Join game
>Who
>Sarah Johnson
>Station time 17:56

Please tell me the guy who shuttle griefed is getting a ban

a 4+ hours round ended right now

>he says as we finish a 5 hour round

Test server.

You mean Frank White, the antag? He was the only guy on the shuttle.

we just had a 6 hour round

in other news, a couple of these fucking niggers were alive and let this shit go on

a e s t h e t i c

tfw nobody reads your four suicide notes

God bless you mad borgs, posi's, Billy, Dragan, Dole, Anne, Vicky, and everyone else who helped hold that together. We couldn't have done it without you.

>Length of Shift: 356 Minutes (4281 Points)

>m-muh insta-equip
>can't come up with a real rebuttal
Yeah, glad to know you have to bring up something completely unrelated and exaggerated to have an argument.

Oh and botanist, dude was amazing.

>deff was a mistake

>be miner
>catch a bunch of roid monsters
>find salvage shuttle
>clear it, take to station
>get three mother fucking spider queens on my miner belt
>sadly have to leave, go catatonic after dropping all my guns and stuff near escape
>log in back later, round still going
>someone took my miner belt
>antag with it gets cornered by batman HoP
>throws the empty pokeballs I had on belt instead of the queens

i threw the queens earlier

Oh, good to know.

Assuming you were the only one to write any, I read them. Explained all the ambrosia around.

I killed the first one but got an internal bleed and broken chest. Managed to stabilize with my medkit though. Then he threw the other 2 and I basically got destroyed.

you do know that hotkeys have no recovery lag, unlike clicking? everytime you click something the game has a cooldown before you click again. hotkeys and macros bypass all mouseclick lag. hotkey mode shouldn't be your means to the end, but rather, macros should.

also, moosemen when?

>defficiency
>CE has been recall spamming with their hidden comms console
>bitch about it in dead chat
>get banned for bitching about recall spam

We live in a world where 2hotdogs is banned and donald trump is president. think about that one.

2hotdogs got shadow unbanned.

I miss old budget shuttle.

it still says "banned by host: hottodoggu"

you missed the window.

How pathetic can you be dude?

You had your chance, 2hotdogs. You spent too much time on CM.

In their defense, I think they were just collateral in the attack on the hop office

I'm famous and you're a loser.
What's next in your master plan?

I'm famous too. More famous than you. I don't need a plan, cuckboy.

No, you're infamous. There's a difference.

LMAO it's
>click
>Tab, E,
>Tab again so you don't look like a retard using hotkey mode

Equipping is the only thing it's useful for, other than that it's complete shit. People ICK OCK all the time because they hit O instead of T and don't pay attention.

looks like shit desu

I don't even need to prove my name. Think about that. I don't even need an image. I'm powerful.

Neither do I when I make bait posts like you.

I have no idea who you are nor does anyone care. You're just another faggot loser who pretends he has power.

Of course you don't because I'm not trying to make you know me. If I was, everyone would know.

yfw it's pomf

hey nexis can you quickly undo a self requested ban so i don't have to forum post?

Like I give a fuck. Pomf is a loser and a weirdo and I hope he reads this immediately after I post this. You are who you associate with and I'd rather kill myself than hold a genuine conversation with any of pomf's communist pedophile hate group.

>I'd rather kill myself than hold a genuine conversation with any of pomf's communist pedophile hate group
>Currently having a genuine conversation in the thread of pomf's communist pedophile hate group
do a flip

>pomf is communist pedophile
I hate shitskins as much as the next guy, but dude what?

Are you saying that pomf presides over a group of pedophile hating communists? Or that we're communist pedophiles? Either way you're fucking retarded and you should stop being salty that you got banned and continue on with your life. One good way to begin your path to recovery is to stop shitposting in the thread.

Which byond version is the server on?