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BEWARE THE MONKEY'S PAW

GabeM is cumming for her.

xth for gabem is based and the vid is pretty good

S...Skye's bikini is a one piece thong.

>Black guy probably gets arrested in the end
Some things never change

Summer skins for Inara and Maeve WHEN?

I bet Inara is the kind of rock to wear nothing at the beach.

Don't call her that.
She is not that.

You're a liar.

"Who is ready for some fuuun"?

what vid

It was linked last thread
youtube.com/watch?v=PageYonZgEw

We need a quick rundown on GabeM.

>stole my bike and half the prices

If we get nothing for Inara then I'm suing.

Due to this sale all the set pieces you're missing due to radiant chests/old colossal peices are now selling for 1 gem, even if you only have one piece of the set. So if you have uneven gems now is the time to fix it/fill out your collection.

I sure hope so.

finally i can uninstall in peace

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Why is there an icon of Grohk's weapon

Who is the most forgettable champion and why is it Torvald?
>In game for months
>not a single new skin
>just nerfs
>Have not seen this old fuck in a long time

Fernando is really Grohk in disguise.

Im proud of you user

>waifus bow to GabeM
>in contact with Valve
>rumored to possess looks hotter then Fernando
>controls Hi-Rez Steam Room with an iron fist
>own spas and tanning salons all over the world
>direct descendant of the Hi-Rez bloodline
>will bankroll the first Paladins Summer Chests
>Controls the prices of skins, weapons, and chests
>Controls all sales of Crystals
>You are likely buying Crystals right now
>bangs Skye every night
>bangs Ying every night
>owns basically every Paladins skin, weapon, emote, MVP poses and sprays in existence
>first pedestal skins will be GabeM Pedestals
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of Team Fortress 3, Half Lif3, and Left 3 Dead

I hope it's wrong.

>based
hang yourself fucking blm twitter dindu

10/10

I heard it was GabeM that brought down Drybear.
He threw him in the steam room and then he was no longer a Dry Bear.

Literally every question in the reddit thread is about essence. It'll be hard to avoid it this time around.

>"And now for...Oh, looks like we've run out of time for the Community Q&A."
>"No matter, we've still got those summer skins coming up! Reminder to never give up, never stop gaming, and we'll see you all in the Realm!"

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I would still smash it.

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GARAGE INCOMING

Watch them answer the memeoco questions from the last thread instead.

>tfw enemies say they hate you for the way you play
>they add you afterwards anyway

Everything will change after the reveal of his speedo skin. He's actually jacked under those robes.

You wish, old man.
I do hope Papi Succ will get a skin eventually, though. One day.

We forgot the most important one.
>Now, we have a question direct to Martini, Mermoco says, Whats your ELO, kiddo?

made me laugh

You better respect your elders, young man or I will suck up your Shieldorita again.
Holt said Torvald is ripped in one of the patch previews and I believe him

>mermoco storms Hi-rez's quaters if it's below 3k

Nah, he would stream snipe them and say gg ez in the post match lobby

Hey hey, this time I did a swimsuit Maeve for your viewership's pleasure. I know, as per usual, I could improve on certain things but I enjoy this clean, clear way of drawing. It may look static though, like it lacks depth.
Whatever, enjoy !!

It's very cute, I think you are getting better and better!

Hope we get a cute swimsuit for her.

>tfw there is still no seris sfm model
just end my existence famalam.

>won 6 consecutive games
>MyPaladins ELO has not gone up so much as .001 point despite recognizing every match

yeah this website is sooo good guys

twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/878281460171407361

I know we are all excited for summer skins but remember
Delete loadout button.

I predict it would not look shit if it doesn't have the huge bugeyes like in the spoiler pic.

>imaginary numbers

See those 4 lines outlining her hip bones and vagina? You have one of them branching off to the right of the vagina cutting across the leg - that one isn't implying anything, get rid of it.

I have so many shitty test loadouts, I'm so glad I'll be able to delete them and then make some more shitty loadouts.

Would it be cool if it was more comic sided? Kinda goofy looking with big eyes

>not using transcendental numbers for elo

It counts test queue. Nobody should use it

Like this. You have the hip bones correct on the outline, but you misjudged them on the inside. Since the pressure is on the right leg, that leg is going to be more defined along with the exaggerated hip.

>tfw gabe has more lore than paladins

Jail warlord champion when? Zhin aint in jail

What if Paladins' lore is that we gather resources (credits, crystals, essence) to pay Valve to release our beloved overlord GabeM?

Thoughts?

I have 15k gold, what should I buy?
Im a new player

What will i eat tonight

i hope we'll get speedo fernando

Maybe 2 new champs

Chests for cards and essence?

I hope Pip and Ruckus mastery skins are next.

I like their ability designs, but I hate playing these goofy ass Pixar lookin ass Don Cheadle lookin ass Furry lookin ass potato lookin ass heroes.

Buy champs, you'll get some of it back quickly from level ups.

Does Evie's carpet matches the drapes?

>more skins for Pip
NO
Ruckus is fine.

user, the mastery skins are basically is one texture plastered over the whole model with a few highlights. It's not like it's taking up much time.

And Ruckus is hands down the ugliest hero in the game.

I guess if you put it that way...
Still, I think some champions like Grohk should get theirs before.

grohk wont get his or any new skin for a long time because they're going to redo his model and ruin him :)

how do weekly quest even work? sometimes i get like 5 a week, otehr times i only get 3

I only ever get 3.

Maeve(18) is cute!

Whore

thx hi rez

What's up with this?
I managed to complete like 10 sets for only 10 crystals

>Bella is 4.8k

Literally how? I would always just destroy and I am only 3k.

Fuck if I know, maybe memestacking and slow +2 elo at the time grind.

Yeah, I see where you're giong but legs aren't just rods attached to a tubular body. The way you modified it makes the leg start halfway the hip upward, so to speak, can't explain it well into english. Basically instead of the legs dtarting from the South-West / -East, the way you modified it makes the legs start directly from the East / West. Holy, that was a weird explanation, hope you see where I'm getting at.

Anatomy is not my forte obviously, I just do things that I think look well on the spot.

HOW DO I FUCKING TURN OFF THE HEALTH BAR HIDING WHEN SOMEONE THROWS A FUCKING GRENADE

Does anyone here ever get anything from one of those gleam.io giveaways

It only works if you have single parts from colossal chests or direct purcharses and you can't do any of those anymore.
1 crystal sets are not new but it's probably enhanced by the sale.

You get to have up to 3 at once, but sometimes you immediately get one or two new quests after completing one of those 3. I can't tell if they stack up to a certain point of if the system is glitchy as fuck, or both.

twitter.com/HiRezAlyssa/status/878326277987483651
y'all ready for "GIBE SKIN PLS"

Stop.

!skin