/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>jakiro with faceless
ACHTUNG
JAKIRO WILL CARRY
ACHTUNG

>ppd's opponent picked our girl

They'll win

>decide to cut some weight
>eating less and doing exercise
>from 71 kg to 67 in two weeks
>hardest thing was cutting coke down
>realize I drink coke zero
>it actually has 0.1 calories per 2 liter bottle

back to chugging that glorious black shit

feels good man

bait

>cm doesn't feed under threat of almost certain death

whats the bait user
fill me in

OUR LOLI IS DOING IT

SingSing will win TI7

What do guys do during your alt-tab sessions? I watch anime but its too anoying and watching and stopping is too anoying. What do you guys do specailly when i play 5 i have too much time to afk so what do you guys do to kill time

bait what?

the sweetener used in coke zero can't be broken down by the human body and therefore you don't gain energy from it

i watch porn

guess porn is a pretty good idea since their is no linear storyline

>he doesn't watch porn with a storyline

Coke zero, coca cola all those are disgusting. I used to drink so much of it. Sometimes I still buy it for some reason though and end up pouring it down the toilet. If you don't flush it can be used for cleaning the toilet though.

>no linear storyline
porn itself is a linear storyline
you know what will happen
each time
its just a different cover

i browse a porn themed irc and just ask the bot for pics
i dont watch videos

>buy things
>just flush it down the toiler because youre literally retarded and your childish brain forces you to buy things you dont even like anymore
hang yourself my man
only cure for mental illness

>Loda's team made to the main qualifiers and will play against Alliance

>tfw giving some furry in second life a thigh job while watching na dotes

i like this

i feel like a can learn a language with the afk time i get playing support 5 and shit

you can do that in every position you trenchie

It's called addiction. And pouring it down the toilet is better than drinking that garbage. I agree buying it isn't rational, not drinking it is though.

>pick slut sisters
>pick le epic loli skeleton
>get dumpstered

>/ourgirl/ and /ourloli/ losing

>m-muh addiction
youre addicted to being retarded

>loli pugna will never begrudgingly suck you off

>the pugna is literally the only good player on the team
maybe lifestealer too but its hard to judge

>ritsu did all this to finish up beating some plebs with memedying and memegna in quater finals

Hey, this tier 2 or tier 3 game going on with ppd's team on BTS right now- is RyaNoob the Ryanoob from Halo? Name is kinda unique, so it would be weird to have two guys doing "pro" gaming with that tag.

when did they add colour to the tp hologram?

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a1/Pain_specialcase_03.mp3

Wait, Loda left Alliance?

She might if you ask nicely

they voted him out

How did his bloodsucking AZN whore feel about it?

dumb pugnaposter

Anime literally btfo

Bitched about it on twitter.

Sounds gay. Are you a boy or girl fox?

mad as fuck

I think she deleted the rage tweet though, someone will probably have it

...

Next season I'll fking make sure we will get a team that would at least back my boy up when things get tough instead of ditching

Which one is our girl? Lina right?

That's hilarious. I need screencaps.

>Pugna will never stop getting buffs

>ixmike88's stack vs PPD's stack

its a battle pass thing

Looks like veggies are gonna lose this game

Yes.

good riddance

wat happend to merlini wheres his items

0-6 kek

>ask PPD to team up with you
>he refuses
>knock him out

>Pugna still isn't real however

It's Mike's time now

so wtf is wrong with TB? Is he supposed to be OP now? Wasnt he nerfed 1000 times?

this isnt your blog fucking fat faggot

>hop from game to game, leeching off everyone
>cocast with our guy Tobiwan in 2010 and ditch the cast just like that
>be surprised when everyone hates you

f-f-fucking bullies!!

>ppd streamign with no delay

Fear he who fears nothing

when did ixmike leave team freedom?

>Merlini about to lose
god damn his positioning as sven is god awful

when they lost like 20 games in a row and were dropped

i just woke up, can somebody give me the run down on these posts

>cocast with our guy Tobiwan in 2010 and ditch the cast just like that
is there a video?

>Na is the most competitive region with PPD, BSJ, Ixmike stacks
>EU got rolled by Loda
LMAO

>people keep picking ls
didnt they get the memo its a shit hero now?
t. lifestealer autist

>fat
how much do you weight? I bet you're a manlet

I believe it happens in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=VdZXe2ldt4s

>ixmike left BSJ
Poor BSJ.

There's probably footage of the resultant podcast where tobi went all out on kelly lurking deep in youtube somewhere, but the actual moment is probably lost to time

VIPERA

>pick viper
>dont have viper horse arcana

That's a fucking ancient gulag meme

is this an oldbois thread tonight

i bet you werent even here when this general was on /v/ you newfag

who won the draft bros?

Perhaps

oldboi THIS

We had literally won the game but these retards think they can win by pushing out lanes 45 minutes into the game. I TOLD THEM
PUSH MIDDLE
END IT
WE PICKED SF HE WAS DEAD FOR OVER A MINUTE
NO
YOU PUSH TOP AND BOT
AND GUESS WHAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE BUY BACKS

spoiler that shit

So when do Sing, Cancel, Bulldog and Gorgc play?

you realise this isnt even the real qualifier right?

>gets told to fuck off from starcraft and league
>manages to sink her fangs into dota and gets away with it

you're shit at dota, stop blogposting

radiant

viper and silecner are shit heros

I miss live memes

>viper standing literally 2 centimeters from qop
>uphill miss
>die without killing qop
nice game dotards

I'm assuming gorc child is gonna play in this stack, right?

I actually have high hopes for that team, since they basically hide their power levels while streaming. It's gonna be some anime-tier plot twist when they start raping every team they go against.

>silencer
>shit hero
dota 2 gee
hes not that great in this game though

>having ritsu on your team