/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

because new dead

Christ, that thing's hideous!

LTS - RPG v Insurgent is pretty fun

Wanna grind Heists? You'll be able to afford nicer things in no time. That's not true, it's not no time. It takes time. Easier and quicker if we can get more dudes to Heist with, though

Is this Independence Day ready, /gtag/?
Asking for a friend.

fuck you, that looks like nothing like a car. cheetah classic when?

>Rockstar got T2 to back off of openIV

And all the people online calling them crybabies or saying that it wouldn't work.

I'm high on this shit right now.

Gg Rockstar, standing up to daddy take jew

You need those sparklers that change colors between red, white, and blue.

>when you as a subsidiary make so much fucking money that you can boss you father company

Is there a mod that lets you use and customize the new weapons?

holdencald PC

Does anyone else hate Rockstar's attempts at "clever satire" and "humor" (pic related)? Every tv show, website, and radio ad sounds like it was written by an immature 13 year old trying to be edgy

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oops holdencaulfeels

The cursor is a middle finger

Yeah, what did he say?

Yeah, some of it was funny at first, but now it's kind of grating, especially in GTAIV. The humor in the gameplay is good, but the radio and fake brands and stuff are just basic sex jokes.

I never thought of it as "clever satire" senpai

Good markets to invest in right now? Need a good load of cash.

What's sc? Steam community?

Social Club, ya dip.

tfw brainlet

How bad is it when your bunker gets raided?
I just had that happen to me and I closed application.

what do you mean? SP, MP? bawsaq, enterprises, what?

marc donut bully the sniper who wears diapers pls

I don't either, but some people actually think it actually is

Online, BAWSAQ and the other one.

new account?

you can't invest in stocks like that online. you can however invest in operations, which do not provide as quick a turnover but are guaranteed to make you money if you stick with them. i recommend getting an office first before moving on to a vehicle warehouse and eventually the bunker.

here's one of the most common raid missions so far: youtube.com/watch?v=AoY9027_65A. assuming you didn't wait until a full minute after the mission started to quit you should be fine.

pc_gtag AxeCow

holy fuck want. my biggest problem with the infernus classic was the fugly round headlights

blacklisted for animal in name

o-okay

Bad. You can lose an entire bunker worth of stock and supplies if you die sometimes. Just close the game and you lose 20,000 worth of stock. It's never worth it to defend.

Torero fixes that problem as well.

please do not forget the tropos!

Does going into a job contract/race reset your bunker fee timer?

i honestly forgot about it

I keep seeing "Crew request recieved" in the SC layout every once in a while and I honestly don't know what it means because I see no requests anywhere.
>mfw

user, no!

but its boring

I think so. It's basically 48 consecutive minutes in a session.

Just ignore them its for people who approve invites to the crew

How do you fight off the urge to be a player killing shitter while driving the Oppressor?

It really hard for me.

I quit GTA just after the car shit, so haven't been on in ages. I'd like to be let back in the crew if that's alright.

SC: Max_Goku

turn off rockets+missiles
its a glidebike and that is enough

gotta open that friendslist breh

Play the F-Zero X soundtrack whenever you get on it.
Disregard kills, acquire speed.

But that would also leave me vulnerable to other Oppressor shitters. How can I defend myself without them on?

shoot them?
y'know with guns

dunno why it wasn't, but it's open now.

>no m16
>no akimbo pistols
>no rucksacks or backpacks of any kind
>no gun holsters
>no bandoliers
>no ghillie suit
>no eye patches
>still can't wear any of the vip body armors without glitching them

literally just a Seven-Seventy/Osiris fusion. who do they think want all these Top Gear-ass cars?

>doing Pacific Standard heist
>we get in and shoot guards
>leader pulls out mingun and mows down hostages
>alarm rings

Why

maybe he wanted the swat van

Why use a NOOSE van when the heli garage glitch exist?

but you get an helicopter if you dont alert the cops, I prefer the helicopter desu

You're thinking of the older method. New one is where it's at

>get 50k in cash and spam your own jobs as VIP

wtf is this shit

no wonder everyone is a fucking VIP and no one works for anyone anymore

who set the bar so fucking low that you just need 50k to be on your own in this game

thats fucking dumb no fucking wonder people stopped working for me anywhere near as much a while ago

can't deny that you still have a ton of advantages as CEO, user. the same people you saw playing as VIP 6 hours ago will be coming to you!

Don't all bodyguards earn as much as the VIP when doing jobs?

How much do you make if you help someone sell off a bunker load?

@180605698
>still no responses after posting it like twenty times

standard pay i.e. $5-$9k regardless of MC/CEO/VIP

enjoy your pay, courtesy of securoserv ;^)

I'd love a Jansport backpack, too

That's a load of horseshit, you make like 30k selling coke.

Which is shitty seeing how long it takes to make a sale. It's better to have four guys rotating CEO and running HH

>you can't restock in an associates MOC

the fuck is this shit

>finally start making some decent money after the funbux debacle before Gunrunning
>got my money wiped so had to start from basically zero
>work my way up to make the cheese strat to only source top range
>cooldowns up the FUCKING ass
>really get into it tonight and develop a nice pattern
>sell
>sightseeing
>source again sold car
>cooldown is over or almost over after this point
>make around a measly 500k in like 4 hours
>mfw
So this is what it feels to not have funbux rained on you.
It fucking sucks donkey dick.

>wasting time to post

every second off cooldown is lost money

I do 3 crates and headhunters SOLO
yeah it fucking sucks donkey dick

Is it out already?

WAIT HOL UP

I heard people were unlocking this by changing the date of their PC/console. I thought it didnt work, but i never checked research, is it under research? Fuck thats it isnt it?

so whats the benefit in having people help you to gunrun? Or is getting other people only good for car running?

You'll feel more comfortable knowing you'll make all the deliveries in time from your Bunker to the city
30 minutes for 15 deliveries; 5 in each Insurgent (3)
15 minutes for 3 deliveries. 1 Insurgent in each spot

Going at it solo is doable, but don't stress yourself out over it. Have a friend help and you'll be fine

>Just repurchased GTAV off steam sale

Haven't played since it launched on xbox 360, will I have fun?

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kill yourself retard

no

The main game is still pretty cool, and Online can be fun if you have people to play with. Don't try it alone.

fuck off it doesnt work

none of you ever posted a image besides those, its BS

If you play with friends, absolutely you will. Hell, even doing the tutorial and Lamar missions are an adventure. They're terrible and harder than Heists with randoms, if done with other low level randoms, but it gives you a sense of accomplishment. After finishing those, you'll be able to take on the world of Online

WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE TORERO GODDAMMIT

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Why does it look like you're michael wearing one of the stock story suits?

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How do I enable katamari mode for helixsnake? It doesn't say anything about it in the readme text file

I collect cargo and here comes Aimbot Jones in the magic Buzzard Brigade

You should do it from a solo sesh

>viva saving a kaz graphic

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aimbot Jones was referring to NPC's with perfect game and the magic Buzzard Brigade was referring to the NPC buzzards with can shoot their machine guns at any angle without angling the chopper