[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

>dad invited me for a US road trip on a bike

I is exited

Nah, your legs work as a stand

> he spends 2k a year on a fucking motorized bicycle

thats 20 times for sex in Europe per year..
so either a motorcycle or 20 times sex per year

What bike will you ride, user?

@18062321
no-one reply to this sad man please

>implying there's even a choice

Motorcycle > Sex

After my skid it seems I lost a little bit of fuel, what could this mean?

The fuel indicator says its slightly lower than I remember, however, there is no petrol on the road.

>paying for sex
Just buy a fleshlight, idiot.
Put it in the exhaust and you can fuck your baiku.

lel, bikemind

fuel readings on bikes aren't very accurate, the float will move around a lot while riding, leaning over etc
so don't take what the fuel metre says as accurate

Thanks for the help lads

>implying I pay for sex
>implying 100 EUR can get you a decent whore anyways
>implying it matters where my seratonin/dopamine comes from

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This. Never trust a bike fuel readout, they've left me stranded once - and a good friend of mine quite a few times more.

>that dude's ankle
oof

Whats an accurate way to know when to gas up?

lean over to the edge of the tire

if you get a little fuel starvation it's time to gas up

Use your trip meter. Find the manufacturer's claimed range, subtract 25-30%. You could test when your bike runs out of gas, but that'll get lots of junk into your fuel system.

use a lighter to look into the tank

just do it often

>go beyond the standard
>make a boat

gj honda

where's your boat then huh

>is the price lower than average
>if yes, jump in for a top up
>if no, wait it out

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dew it

I used my gas gauge and it worked fine. Once the light stayed on I filled up.
Also check what your fuel tank size is, find out the fuel consumption and be conservative on when you fill up.
My current bike has no gauge or light. I use the trip meter and when I need to go to reserve on the fuel petcock.

Szuk

lol what do you mean

>anxiously accelerating

>125
>accelerating

GOT YOU LMAO!!!!!!!!

We have to look for which route to take.
Probably not a HD, as that route was 5k per person more.

I want something naked, as death valley is a hot bitch.

>a hot bitch
so is ur mom lmao

thats why i fuckt her every day

>hookers are €100

Nigga you're doing it wrong.

What street is this? Are there hookers on Google Street view?

Help me shitbike anons.

I'm wanting to get a cheapish dualsport/adventure bike to take on offroad adventures over the winter as my Tuono is going into sleepy mode as the shitty weather and salty roads approach.

Looking at things like a KLE500, CCM C-XR230, maybe a KLX250 at a push.

Yay or nay?

As long as you can clean a carb and do some maintenance you should be good to go. Some people have drz's and shit, maybe they can chime in.

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I might be selling my AW11 MR2 soon and a guy at work does have a nice DRZ that he's willing to sell to me for about £2000 so that's another option. It's in SuMo mode at the moment but he has a set of trail tyres for it.

Sxv, keep it in the family

that's me visiting ur mom lmao

>selling an AW11
>buying a DRZshitbike
Wew

That could be the ticket. Suzuki detractors aside, they can't be that shitty if they still sell.
I am guessing you are selling the mr2 because of space,cost, or enthusiasm for it?

Welcome to my state of the art shop.
This is where I house my ktm 500exc. Arguably the best bike in existence.

When I'm not on my Harley Davidson I can be found ripping around on my ktm

How come no one else on dbt has any real pictures of their own? I feel like u faggots don't even ride
Just talk about buying used meme bikes

because when I ride I'm either on the way to work or out for a hoon not a photoshoot

How come no one else on dbt has any real pictures of their own?

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Do let us know when you guys make your choice so we can all make fun of you and your father for riding X.

are you not bored yet

What?

Yes, of course.

Can we just not reply to him

Post beans

I'm in my shitposting office atm
So no.

>cuckcatchers
Guess the JGSDF doesn't like losing brass, even when doing sick drivebys

Don't need a BMW oldman bike

Just ignore him altogether

My friend has that bike and I literally couldn't ride it cause my balls were always being pushed up and squished from the horrible riding position on that bike

But if your into that

>tfw haven't taken new pics in forever

Agreed.
>tfw only 68 days to christmas

>attention whoring shitposter complains about other attention whoring shitposter
Pottery

I mean, just slide back

Reply to who?

he has no space, he's american

busted the bike out to run some errands the other day cause it was nice out. shouldn't have done that cause now im pissed off cause i dont have enough good riding days left.

enjoy it while you can bros.

My new bean arrived today.
Had trouble getting it started as the battery was dead when it was dropped off (after me forking out 200 bongs for a PDI, thanks jews).

Gonna break it in a bit tommorow, only had 190 miles on the clock so it's practically a new bike.

>that ugly ass attention seeker frame in the color of thrown up

I don't really want to, it needs work that I just can't afford, I might as well sell it whilst it's not too far gone. Don't REALLY want to sell it though.

See above, I don't really drive for fun any more, just to get to work, I've got my Tuono V4 for fun now. If I had the money to sort the bodywork out I'd keep it but I don't. It's mechanically sound, low mileage for its age and spotless on the inside. I just haven't got the time or money to sort it, and I'm hankering for a bike to go green laning on.

Is that a 125? American here.

i agree the SDR is ugly. but its so much fun to ride.

I bet you ride a honda

But we do.

Yep.
Tiny engine but it's fucking LOUD. Sounds good though.
My neighbours are going to hate me because I work the night shift, so I leave late in the evening and arrive home early in the morning.

Why can my friends aprilla RS (((125))) do 130mph???

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looks like a nice commuter bike.

Nice bike, dude. I feel bad for you because of the few people who won't reply to you because you're a tripfag. Don't take their bullying personally, friend.

0-4 night ride
5-9 dinner, then go to bed early
dubs cheat day, eat burger
if trips, first reply decides.

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Festive baikus!
Because Italian magic
Does he have the gofast cartridge?

buy a grom

Yeah, 2 stroke + the go fast cartridge

Reeeee I wish I got an aprillia

Nice, that is going to get good mileage. As long as it doesn't wake them up the sound is nbd. GL on the night riding. Should be comfy.

Not enough commitment.

I need to figure out a way to properly fasten the hat to the bike so I can ride around with it.

I didn't get trips, why are you replying? Fucking gromfags

Alternatively get a mito
less reliable but should be cheaper

2 stokr

Comfy until I look down to see how fast i'm going but can't see shit because there's no backlight on the gauge cluster.

At least there's an LED gear indicator I guess.