/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>New TF2 Blogpost about Balance Changes:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147
>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=925851494
strawpoll.com/2dy28yr
steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&searchtext=&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=trend§ion=mtxitems&requiredtags[]=Taunt&requiredtags[]=Jungle
youtube.com/watch?v=53qSZqSX_Q0
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=841792464&searchtext=
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062711407
steamcommunity.com/id/Emi-Bunny
youtube.com/watch?v=QMIHduViE9s
youtube.com/watch?v=DtxBUp6hBaI
youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1Fm8WaKNc
onichomp.bandcamp.com/album/tongue
youtube.com/watch?v=wBMJtHc1tVU&index=4&list=PLCF92D2DF500A0D8D
youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
youtube.com/watch?v=U-7VUFTHWR8
youtu.be/izgsppAKtjE?t=1m41s
youtube.com/watch?v=_qJEoSa3Ie0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Benis.

Our next event is finally happening soon.

3 new classes

>electrician - alternate engineer
150 hp/pyro speed
primary - lightning rifle
20 magazine gun that has accuracy slightly lower than the shotgun, has 60 ammo in reserve
doesnt shoot in automatic mode, but shoots faster than shotgun

secondary - taser pistol
10 mag size
its damage is comparable to the pistol but it has better fall off damage
fires the same way as the lightning gun, semi auto, faster fire rate

melee - wrench but with sciencey doohickeys on it

he can set up shield projectors that function like mvm shield but are smaller and round
they have 300 health, and take damage just like buildings
allies can shoot through them, enemies damage them, but still can walk through them
you cannot set up two projectors near eachother, only behind
they take time to setup

he can build hoppers, they act like small bounce pads that shoot you mostly horizontally and quite far
you have to stand on one for a bit before it activates
he can also build dispensers
his buildings can be sapped
he can repair engineer's buildings and vice versa

>commando - solly/demo mix
225 hp/slower soldier speed
primary - rpg
shoot arced projectiles that explodes in impact, has clip size of 3, speed of liberty launcher

secondary - flak shotgun
stats identical to shotgun except it shoots 6 projectiles instead of 10, not hitscan
projectile damage is 10 so damage is identical
benefit is that projectiles explode and deal damage even if you miss
drawback is that its not hitscan

melee - his boot

>mender - alternate medic
175 hp/pyro speed
primary - over/under shotgun
functions a lot like the fan but is more accurate

secondary - health kit with 10 second recharge time, can use on self to recover health or throw it

thrown down kit heals teammates 66% of their health and gives them a short health regen

it poisons enemies with DoT like bleed, and they receive 25% more damage from other sources
kits are team colored

melee - oversized scalpel

would you play them? why or why not?

Do you have a map download we can practice on?

unfortunately i won't be able to participate , have fun

rate my pyro

>1am
:s

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=925851494

To actually get it to work you'll neet to noclip to the command booth and click the play button.

Don't clip around near the sides of the control booth perpendicular to the track, there's a pair of brushes that exclude you from getting put in a kart. If you do trigger them if you clip around the top of the fire watch tower there's a reset trigger up there.

Maybe next time

Yeah, if only you guys would conform to the Beast Coast time, we could all have easy fun together. :P

wow another fempyro op
oozing with originality
surely we haven't seen that one zinger before

What originality are you looking for from a ten year old game?

When you win and get teleported to the colored slope, are you going to make people stay there or is there a better spectator area?
Because you cant look up to see the scoreboard on the slope because you are forced to be in the cart

>Tfw your name won
So this is what true fraggdom feels like.

do you realize how much you self contradict right now or do i have to point that out

Vote Now
strawpoll.com/2dy28yr

Check out the taunts in the vote here
steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&searchtext=&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=trend§ion=mtxitems&requiredtags[]=Taunt&requiredtags[]=Jungle

That's the holding box for the competitors, I can get it to boot you out of a cart when you're in there but it'd cause problems when I call you up to race. I could put it outside the field but then the map would have to be bigger. Real host of problems there. I could lower the scoreboard in the sky but then you'd really see it when racing.

Congrats, here's the theme too:
youtube.com/watch?v=53qSZqSX_Q0

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=841792464&searchtext=

This one

>webm for retards corrupts files according to Veeky Forums if the source is flv
This is bullshit

>i killed 2 clueless retards and died to a f2p pyro
nice

>2017
>flv
What, are you on drugs?

>and died
lol
forgot to change the OBS output default
Now i tried with an mp4 source and it still gives me corrupt when i upload on Veeky Forums, but then the post goes on fine.
pretty weird

every file 'corrupts' it's a new 'feature'. It's because Ekansovi is being blocked. You can still upload them fine

don't respond to the guy not knowing how the reply function works

>Ekansovi
Weird, i disabled webrtc yesterday, but apparently that shit began to resolve to 127.0.0.1 anyway before i did it.
fuck me if i'm enabling that shit again

enjoy the botnet bro

could someone please post the pyro with low health trying to jump onto a stump

that?

theyre learning

He's right tho, files are reported as corrupt

fucking spying gook

yes that one thank you

have you ever been banned from a tf2 server?

Yes I kept killing the admin so he banned me to win.

I'd fuck the shit out of it

so how much do i have to wait?

how do you call this
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062711407
steamcommunity.com/id/Emi-Bunny

Degeneracy

autism
fake, pretentious internet relationship
virtue signalling
delusion

>virtue signalling

virtue signalling existed way before epek kekistan, poul joseef wotsun and le drumpf you fucking overstimulated millennial

*twirls fidget spinner*

i just heard the term once on reddit

boy you people sure are caught up on all the fucking terms reddit seems to be adopting

>boy
:x

stop talking about fucking reddit and post good music for early morning frags
youtube.com/watch?v=QMIHduViE9s

youtube.com/watch?v=DtxBUp6hBaI

didn't notice there's a new thread

wow video game music and old radio pop. Can you post something with a bit more depth?

i like the song on my profile

youtube.com/watch?v=Ww1Fm8WaKNc

onichomp.bandcamp.com/album/tongue

no
youtube.com/watch?v=wBMJtHc1tVU&index=4&list=PLCF92D2DF500A0D8D

youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

>remastered
I literally see no point in listening to this without it being chiptune, just listen to original ducktales soundtrack you pleb

bee gees are absolute shit and I say that as someone who thinks disco is one of the best genres in existence, get better taste

much better

sounds interesting, but if it's something like lolicore then fuck you

sounds like really bad "industrial" metal, people really listen to shit like this?

just die immediately

autist

>much better
i posted that as a joke and i hope you're not being serious.

>unironically listening to music

nah vomir is good but to enjoy HNW you need to get into certain kind of headspace I guess, I used to meditate to this kind of music

pleb

well I'm sure you can figure that one out yourself

I agree with you. Except for the disco being a genre thing. But that's personal autism

you posted the wrong tune, bucko
youtube.com/watch?v=U-7VUFTHWR8

my favorite song is the jingle you hear after a domination

How can you unironically listen to this dull shit? Don't even sound like real instruments.

>to enjoy HNW you need to get into certain kind of headspace I guess
AND IT'S A NEW WORLD RECORD. user HAS REACHED 65.3CM FROM THE SPHINCTER!

Viva is that accurate?
youtu.be/izgsppAKtjE?t=1m41s

found the tasteless 12yo
maybe you should go back to trade servers

It's dull, meant to be looped so it has no proper setup, payoff etc etc. It has no vocals, it's poorly compressed. It's not live, it's repetitive. It's just shit. You can call me names all you want. But at least present an argument. What else haven't I said yet? It's got no emotion. But I'm arguing with someone that listens to vgm.

its fast paced and is a good loop, reminder the original post implies you are going to be playing the game while listening to it. its easy to tune out and differentiate whats happening in the game while still giving you a fun song

oh no someone listens to videogame music while playing a fucking videogame, why even leave /mu/ insufferable faggot

>its fast paced
Eh wouldn't go as far as to call it fast paced myself. It's rather mellow imho

>reminder the original post implies you are going to be playing the game while listening to it
in my experience this isn't really relevant. Unless it's a VN and then I'm probably listening to VN music.

I never visit /mu/. They have shit taste because they grew up with a radio and never let go.

>people really listen to shit like this?
Yes.

It's oldschool industrial vgm, if it's not your cup of tea you shut up and let the adults talk instead of trying to argue like a troll.
I bet you never played doom.

>I never visit /mu/, they have shit taste
if you never visit mu, how do you know they have shit taste you dumb fucking faggot

>adults
>listening to video game music

>i pretend to like music that's literally just noise in order to pretend i'm smarter than you
youtube.com/watch?v=_qJEoSa3Ie0

it makes you frag is that not an emotion
it's designed to fit into the game and make you feel strong while not being distracting and that's exactly what it achieves
what do you listen to?

>it's category category category
It's the things I've said prior. Don't pretend I've gave my opinion on all category category category.
>you're arguing like a troll
If you don't have a point, don't make one.

I have visited /mu/ in the past. I never visit it (nowadays). I don't think I made an error in my English there either.

Looking for people to MvM with

>listening to music while playing
*decloak 1 cm behind you*
*unzips pretty fly for a kunai (xDD)*
heh... nothing personell kiddo..

>If you don't have a point, don't make one.
Point is people like those musics, it's pointless, fun, relaxing and mindless.
You don't listen to these tunes in your car bass blaring, you listen to them while playing the game and keep them as the "background noise".
It's like "chiptune", people may not like 8-bit sounds but there are people out there just like it. They just don't listen it on a regular basis but don't get offended if someone else were to like it as well.

You have no fucking idea. Don't pretend you do.

*turns around erratically*
*hard counters meme classes just by holding m1 and turning in circles*

*unzips dead ringer (not a crutch)*
*wait until you busy fighting someone*
psshhhh...you had your chance kid....

>gaia
what year is it

this is mostly cringy, because he either impersonates shitty rappers (eminem, nas, beastie boys, insane clown posse, drake, jay-z, pitbull) or doesn't get even close to originals (attemps at grime, memphis, gucci mane, q-tip, snoop dogg, lil jon, kanye were just pathetic and young thug and dj screw were apparently jokes) although I give that bun b impression (20) was pretty cool

all in all just some other youtube "entertainment" shitter

>shitty rappers
>eminem, nas, beastie boys, insane clown posse, drake, jay-z, pitbull
Mumbling faggots lover is that you?

*goes hoovy so will never have to fight anyone and therefore will never be caught off guard*
check and mate, the dogs couldn't bark before i was finished..

2017

lol yakui is drunk

>twitter
Remember when this place used to be fun

>millions of flies
say no more

yes!

*asks for a sandvich*
*kills you anyway*

eminem isn't a good rapper but his lyrics are edgy so i like his songs. Then again. i don't really listen to rap.

can you post the pictures in the tweets below? j-just out of curiosity

>MissMentalCrash

*goes cloak and dagger spy and idles in a corner*
truly the wolf and the lamb..

*injects memebox*
heh..let's play now kid...

"...came in"
Yeah, I used to do that, but then I moved on to looping prog rock cds. I sometimes loop Floyd's Dark side of the moon and the Flaming Lips [and many others] Dark side of the moon together.
"Isn't this where we..."

@vert
This is the idea I had, still have to do the other 3 mercs.

eminem is literally the edgiest rapper in history and his style always was and will always be the most obnoxiously insufferable, nas is just extremely boring and also has mostly really boring loops, beastie boys are definition of cheesy party rap garbage and both drake and jay-z had their moments I guess, but it's mostly shitty unimaginative mainstream rap for the most part and other 2 I feel I don't even have to comment on

>Mumbling faggots lover
I don't really care that much for most of it, but young thug is a visionary and one of few rappers who make the genre go in new fresh places nowadays also he scares away kendrick fans so that's great

>he don't like eminem
Alright i guess. Not everybody find his "serious" songs good.
>he don't like drake
DELET this. NOW.

>prog rock cds
Any suggestions? Something fast-paced with piano/sax and multiple vocal tracks is preferred.

*cries in chat until you get kicked*
works everytime, much like human evolution weve come full circle, and i just slaughtered you like the pig youve become.. and we are having pork chops for dinner

*unzips chat cleaner*
heh... not bad... you made me use 10% of my power...

>>i pretend to like music that's literally just noise in order to pretend i'm smarter than you
wew lad, projection much?

also that's not good k-pop, why listen to this music if it's not even lively?

>congas in spawn
this war of attrition ends here

I haven't really gone deep into the genre, but I liked a couple from king crimson, in the hall, larc's tounge in aspic, three of a perfect pair. Floyd's Wall, Dark Side, and Final Cut are all fairly eventual. I couldn't tell you if the saxaphone was used on any of these, as I don't really hear them normally anymore.

I also like to do the same thing with Laurie Anderson's Big Science and Mr. Heartbreak, but that's outside the genre