League of Legends General - /lolg/

Most of them are literally 12 years old with dead social life so its their only way to get some """""""""""""appreciation"""""""""""""""" and """""""""""""""""""show off"""""""""""""""""""

>making the thread 50 posts early just so you can lulupost

God, I love my husband Kled! He's such a cutie. When he start getting angry and yelling and you can't understand anything he say, massive qt. I love him I want to smooch him and watch him blush.

I just want good lanes and shit to do while I drink. I don't want these fucking 12 year olds who rush to ks until they can solo a whole team and start challenging people when they die.

How broken would it be if Trundle's Q stacked up to 3 times?

Most.
Alpha.
Champ.

Jayce? he sure is, just not sure why hes gray on the picture

Who is the Klonoa of league?

>new ahri ricegnat pic

Glp mid lane cho, yes or no?

real thread
geddin or you're waifu/husbando will cuck you

>threadwars
>lulufag
checks out

>another thread
litterally why

tsm fans are normies desu

this one was illegal and not removed

xth for lubuse

Why can't you just mute them?

no, roa into protobelt is better

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST FRAG!!

you're illegal and not removed

Does meme tree of much cc make a good support now?

Would you farm the poros or lulu? or both you lewdlad

>Mf has terrible waveclear, so you get ruunans like on eevry other fucking ADC who has terrible waveclear

This is asinine. There are two (2) waveclear items for ADCs, Runaans and Shiv. You get Runaans for DPS auto-attackers (Cait, Jinx), Shiv for burst/AD casters (MF, Varus, Jhin). And you get either one or the other, not fucking both. And if you go shiv, you go PD. No exceptions.

How do I rek'sai?

AP Mao support: No
Full tank Mao support: why not but there are better options

I want to plant my seed in Lulu's fertile soil.
and by that I mean ejaculate repeatedly inside her vagina with my penis so she gets pregnant

>xayah, the first attractive female champ in years has existed for about 3 months now
>STILL no good porn
This tells you that your game is dead.

3subtle5me

Would you consider doing this without her consent?

Expand your brain with the best, CANON ship! 0% dicks version!

>actually got b& for 2 weeks
Damn

>xayah
>attractive
>bird feets
>no tits
>that ugly as shit nose piercing
more like that tells people only care about the same fucking ladies when it comes to porn

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

So poros have been bastardized to hell and back and are now basically just Riot's version of Minions, right?

Did you ask for her permission???

what the fuck is sven doing lmao

he's the kind of lee i'm afraid of getting on my team

Post the JoJo lulu pls

>0% dicks version
>Ahri/Sona
>Vi/Cait
thinking

>girls have dicks
hmm

where

Which [champion]fag would you rather kiss?

Fixed

What champion/role should I play if I hate myself?

Could lulu grow a dick if she really wanted too?
Not that id want her too lol haha..

Soft In Wet

>Can't even get red winrate on my favorite champ

FeelsBadMan

>garen
>shitty early
>shitty mid game
>shitty late game
>no moblity
>0 cc
>mele dmg only to marked champions

what does rito mean by this?

Singed.

He'll make you feel better. It's almost like a form of therapy. Alternatively Nunu, jg, top or support. Not even memeing.

Dianon.
They might like a nice cuddly kiss in the moonlight

Nunu or Ivern, make the enemy hate themselves too!

>implying Lux is into boys

I'll give you that Ez looks like a girl, but Lux only likes clams, not sausages.

ezfag (not the sona one, the talon x ez one), after seeing them everyday I've come to the conclusion that they're a qt girl(male)

What if each garen spin did 1.5%max hp physical damage?
would he be viable then

Reminder that Sona is ovulating

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How do I play Nunu jungle? Do I gank at all or do I focus only on ruining the other jungler's day?

How old are u guys? I feel like every player in the game are underage

nothing wrong about playing with your age group user

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FUCK RIOT'S LORE TEAM FOR BEING FUCKING SHITTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE SAD LUX LORE AND NOTHING ELSE FIRST THEY FUCK UP WARWRICK AND SORAKA THEN GALIO AND POPPY NOW EZ AND LUX FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN "LOL WE CAN" RIOT GAMES NEEDS TO FIRE ALL THE FUCKERS WHO THINK THAT CHANGING THE LORE WITHOUT EVEN CONSIDERING OR READING THE OLD ONES IS OK THEY REMOVED THE EQUIVALENT OF KATXGAREN EZ IS EVEN HER "FRIEND" ON HER SUMMONER PAGE MAN FUCK THIS SHIT ALL LORE AFTER 2014 ISN'T CANNON

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You have to go back.

I can't. I'm banned now.

>Posting on reddit
It's shilled by Riot senpai, people can only post positive thoughts about them because "they're dank memers like us lmao xD stop killing our memes haha !!"

post reasons to live

I'm curious to what did he hide in that spolier line.

why cant our favorite pizza-faced br virgin fix eyoson's thread locator? is he too busy sticking plantains up his ass?

help /lolg/
how do I get out of bronze
if I'm here for another 100 games I'm gonna kill myself

na.op.gg/summoner/userName=kanra

This game has way too much "you just have to deal with it" aspects to be even fun. Scaling and snowballing is not fun at all. The winner is just the person who plays more after the rules the game forces on you, so your pile of stats is better than the other walking stats. I go back to fps

If you are above silver at least you can brag that you are objectively better than 70% of all the bronze/silver players.

play dota you retard, you know the actually good game of this genere

kobe is delightful

?????

I love Lissandra!
she's best girl, prove me wrong
protip: you can't
you git gud
you don't want to kiss DianaAnon.
Trust me.

>Implying the nuRiotloreteam cares about anything other than posting on reddit
Last thread an user posted the amount of champions in lore limbo right now and half of them have been there for at least 2 years.
They're not smart enough to set up ongoing and year spanning lore like that.

>Implying

this isn't just a card game were the best card will win against the worst card. If you have a greater knowledge of the game than your enemies you can even carry from behind. Even "easy champions" such as garen or soraka can out play hard champions if one has good game knowledge.

I've been keeping a list, so far I've got:
Soraka
Kayle
Morgana
Annie
Fiddlesticks
Nocturne
Shaco
Corki
Jax
Lee Sin
Rumble
Teemo
Lulu
Tristana
Zilean
Urgot
Nautilus
Sona
Feel free to tell me why I should put more on/take some off.

>samefagging

When is summer going to end?

>Bandlebro (is she even still around?)
>Lee Sin fag
>Azirbro
>Jhinposter
>Dravenfag

These are the only tolerable avatarfags in /lolg/ right now.

play more akali
less draven

start dorans shield into poke, last until 6 then just 1-shot them

alternatively annie mid/top, swain mid/top and miss fortune ADC

Ever since the client update, it's taking ~5 minutes just to merely log in. How do I fix this?

(you)
there are a lot of fucking things dota does better than this game and you know it lolbab
no need to get defensive

>complaining about snowballing
Honestly really only exists in diamond and higher. Lower elo games are all virtually shitfests that can turn in the blink of an eye. But there's really wrong with snowballing anyway. Say you get outplayed in lane and your opponent has a kill on you. Shouldn't he deserve to be stronger than you for playing better?

I tried that recently, the items seems much less of pure stats and more utility, like teleporting or cutting trees, pretty cool but I don't really know anything about the game yet. They still seem to have the simple 3 stat system from warcraft3

>Go jungle
>Top loses 1v1
>Mid loses 1v1
>Bot loses 2v2
>All flame me for 'not' ganking

Why cant people just accep they're trash and died solo because of that?

Go try Heroes of the Storm.

This is also pretty true. Low elo matches are just a mess where a twenty kill lead yields no objectives and the other team comes back

>enemy gets ahead slightly
>virtually impossible to outplay him because the entire game is a big shitfest + stat items
always funny to see lolbabs complain about dota heroes having passives as an abillity when literally every fucking items is just a passive in this game

>Test a champion in ranked
>Fuck you, you need to test champs on unranked games
>Test champ in normal draft
>Fuck you, you need to test champs on blind pick
>Test champ in blind pick
>Fuck you, you need to test champs in players vs AI matches

Which is exactly why I like shitposting there