Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on Veeky Forums. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

considering they blazed through all their games in 20 mins they need to wait like 2hrs for a game dont they

this finnish mongol lmao

strawpoll.me/13274669/
strawpoll.me/13274669/
strawpoll.me/13274669/

d2g demographics check

>If you're not a swedish cuckold you're le ebil Finn!

Finn's are bros
swedes are cucks

t. finn

my nigga

>le cuck meme

boring.

Lol kys mongolshit

do I watch SingSing stream or Bulldog stream?

Nope

Veeky Forums exists for memes and shitposting

Shitposting = Aussies
Memes = Finns

remember everyone must communicate in the same way if you dont your a cuck

slacks got to 5k using mic
why arent you assuming alpha commander position in your pubs for free +25

>swedes shibbolethed by how assblasted they get about the superior nords : finns

wew

Lets be honest now: can they really do it?

We are all watching based SingSing, right?

Cancel stream, if you are intelligent enough to watch drafting

>reddit

Maybe if Sing starts drafting.
Cancel is tilting 24/7.

>reddit

but cancel chat has no memes

WAIT WTF SING SING AND BULLDOG ARE PLAYING IN THE SAME TEAM?

WHY ISN'T BULLDOG TALKING WITH THEM?

too beta

>tfw I've been waiting for 4 years to get a TI3 version of this

hell yeah bro we HATE reddit, those fucking cucked cuckold cucks!

praise kek! MAGA!

Bulldog is a cuckold.

Why is he so quiet and not bantering?

@180653215
@180653549
>redditor comes to Veeky Forums and complains about Veeky Forums culture

>le Veeky Forums culture

hes talking to his strim

this

>Veeky Forums
>culture

lmao I bet you use 'we' when talking about this website too.

Is boxxy Veeky Forums culture too?

memes die, face it, and your /pol/shit it's getting pretty annoying. Go back to your containment board dumbo.

>free win because of battlecup
LMAO

literally banned from front page. not an argument

>fucking swamp germans banter better than swedes

is it because they're closer to angloland?

>free win
wow so fun

this is the worst thread ever congrats

sing is weebo, most obvious choice

Man that picture is just embarrassing

wouldn't you know

Will redditors ever stop being triggered by being called cucks?

>THEY'RE PLAYING BATTLECUP

THEY REALL WANT TO THROW THE REGIONALS DON'T THEY

i do.

whats next shitskin?

you going back to your containment board

pic related, a white master race

Reposting from last thread

What commission ideas do you have?
Asking tonight

requesting pic of qt girl in brooklyn kurtz shirt

od taking luna's huge diiiiick

>weppas

im already here though.

maybe you should make yourself useful shitskin with no legacy

whats the milk for...?

slutty cm teaching shy lina arts of servicing flustered fuTA

>the guy spamming the same anti white pics is also shamelessly reddit spacing
really deep fries the butter

>they found weppas in battlecup
lmao

based sing with the hatred for swedes, truly our guy

its called baiting, people used to know what that meant

strong bones

BULLDOG GETTING CALLED OUT FOR BEING A SILENT AUTIST

bulldog fans on suicide watch LMFAO

Fucking lol switching to the cancel stream, want to see his pudge

>.

Adelaide are you asleep?

so this is the power of streamshitters

those aren't anti white pics

Why is Underlord's winrate vs Techies or AA so absurdly high?

>I love fucking Swedes
Wtf why does sing hate Sweden so much?

agree.
people need to stop baiting.

here is a totally not anti shitskin picture as example

based sing, our canonical gigaguy

w-why does sing bully c-god so much

because, unlike bulldog, he is not a beta cuckold.

wtf I bought a c9 shirt?

Cancel wants to win this shit so much while the others are just fucking around

If NYC was all Asian there wouldn't be any crime, murder or rape according to that chart.

Singsing untriharded

little faggot probably gets off on it

because asians arent shitskins

Asians are obviously under other

>bulldog and singsing teamwork
still cant believe its happening

if we start discussing why people hate swedes it will go /pol/ tier really fast

who is this weppass and why must they skin him alive?

lurk more newshit

>his race is so irrelevant he's grouped under "other"

>doesn't know weppas
curios thing I met weppas in like 7-10 different games

how the fuck are they actually winning with this draft

BULLDOG EXPOSED AS THAT QUIET AUTISTIC KID THAT NEVER TELLS JOKES AND SITS ALONE IN THE OFFLANE

irrelevant in terms of crime yeah...

now this is a stream

actually in that info graph other is grossly over represented considering most of nyc is white and nogs
but that probably includes panders, Jews, arabs and the likes so it's no surprise

wait wait wait the sound bytes are gone after TI????

how else are they gonna jew you next year?

Bulldog just straight up calling gg allchat. This fucking stream is 11 outta 10.