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Losing streaks make me genuinely depressed. Almost to the point of crying.

fuck off cancel you're shit

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

I know the pain, user. Best you can do is get a buddy on support (Lich and Jakiro a best) and 2v5 the fuckers

honestly man
just take it easy
if you have a good time playing you win even when you lose!

is the singsing bulldog stack still in?

nth for QoP x TA

QoP x AM is better.
And if you want something really degenerate, QoP x Warlock

in our hearts

just woke up, when does SingSing play?

>no grant + draskyll casts today

Reminder that bulldog was exposed as a beta cuckold today

How so?

>e-celeb and streamshitters

>Crying for losing a game

What are you, 8?

tfw suck

>you can buy 1 battle level bundle in game and another 1 in the steam store page

When in the presence of other internet alphas he shuts the fuck up and can't say anything

>b-but you're supposed to be quiet in srs bsns games
then why was sing bantering away all game?

damn guess I have to buy another one then

because he's a vulgar jack ass

>canceL wanted to win in the qualifiers
>picks the 2 most unserious players to team up with

but cancel and his trash drafts are the reason they lost...?

He fell for the
>bulldog is still good!
>singsong is not the problem! literally every team that he played with was only bringing him down!
memes

Just because you're quiet doesn't mean you're beta

I guess we'll have to wait until the majors until we see sing+bulldog stack again

>le sing bulldog meme stack!!!

what is this? 2013? fuck off with your washed up dotards

LADS WHAT'S A GOOD ANIME

boku no reddit

KOE DE OSHIGOTO

t. quiet beta cuckold
fate/zero

teach me more about hyperstone lion

>koe no katachi
>Kimi no na wa
>Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi
>Toki wo kakeru shoujo
>Ookami kodomo no Ame to Yuki
>Kotonoha no niwa
>Byousoku 5 Centimeter
>Hotarubi no Mori e
>Haru
>Sakasama no patema
>Hoshi wo ou kodomo
>Aura: Maryuuinkouga Saigo no Tatakai
>Steins;Gate Movie: Fuka Ryouiki no Déjà vu
>Initial D

WE'RE LIVE

this 4 says you have to watch space dandy

>literally all bad animes aside from the last one
good meme

>all that pretentious shit for """""mature""""" anime watchers

Did you find that list on reddit?

Remove random from ranked when?

Why there are no professional black DotA2 players?

Is the game racist?

i started watching them like last month, those are all i watched till now, dunno i really liked Patema inverted, wolf children and hotarubi

just make it so you can't random after the first two picks on a team and the problem is solved.

>Get a Good captain
>DingDing become a tier 1 team

Dotards?

>BSJ is trying again
Will he make it this time?

EXCELLENT posts

who wins second eu qualis? Illidanstack or moriarty i think

I just had a game with someone who randomed ta and did'nt know how to play her and an es who told me he was carry (shadow blade and refresher) im 2k trash who plays support please god someone give me a hero to climb with.

Sing stack

>Is the game racist?
no
there's pros of basically every race but black

just pick spirit breaker
1k dont carry tp

I just had a game with Axe jungle, Jugg mid and Undying offlane. They were all fucking terrible and the game ended like 50-20.
These are the games that make me want to stop playing Dota forever.

pick a semicarry.
spam that hero every game until you are a god when it comes to that hero

Jungle Axe was, and still is to an extent standard.
Undying offlane is as standard as it gets.
Mid Jugg is about the same as mid PA, but slightly worse

5 fucking losses in a row. Someone how to pay with their blood.

he's live lads, tune in

But I'm already watching Lamperkat (our guy) play PUBG with Barnyyy (our guy also)!

ILll try that thank you
Any heros you recommend? I like windrunner.

who playing what with whom?????

>waaah it's not escapism for gigaNEETs so it's bad

Can't even type sentences right. How can I carry these kids when everyone keeps making terrible decisions?

d2g is a NEET general

you can leave if you have a job, or even worse, some faggot college student

Cowboy Bebob

WR is fine.
The important thing about the hero is that they need to be able to fill any role and to do stuff with and without farm.

I guess Adelaide?

Thanks for the help

adelaide

>he is not semiNEET master race

>he is a subhuman fullNEET / normie

>NEET general

Say that for yourself, buddy. Do not lump me in with your miserable life mate.

>there is nothing interesting on so he posts frogs
quoting my actions btw

im gonna take a nap and when I wake up their better be an Arteezy or Grant stream

What hero do I play to climb to 6k?

What happened in the quals? I became a degenerate wage slave on friday so i've missed everything.

Underlord, Omniknight, Abba might still be good

You missed absolutely fucking nothing. Sing/Bulldog/Cancel had 1 game in the OQ and failed miserable.

Peter stack got to the grand finals of 1st NA OQ but lost. Don't think Peter signed up for the 2nd NA OQ, as he seemed actually disappointed that he made it to the Grand Finals of the 1st one at all.

>seemed disappointed that he made it
So he wasn't even serious about getting that far and would have dropped out if they had qualified?

what's a semiNEET?
I'm doing an autistic degree and I don't socialise with anyone, do I count?

Probably. He has better things to do then for sure lose the NA Qualifiers. Being that he's the pioneer of NA Dota along with Fear, he likely was in a 'Son I am disappoint' state. Like "How the fuck and why the fuck did we even make it this far".

>don't keep up with dota for a few days
>see today Bulldog + SingSing + Cancel all on the same team
>get excited, go to watch the games
>they lost

lol
I don't know what else I expected honestly. Maybe them making it further than a single game though.

tough shit bro Grant is taking a rest from being exploited by david gorman and rtz is too busy banging bitches left and right on a saturday night

>2.25 second stun
>210 damage
>force still works on missile
>aghs allows semi-carrying

Is there any real reason I shouldn't play Gyro as a roamer? You only skill Q and W with the default build anyway.

not him but I only leave my house to go to the gym

>two supports already on the team
>brain dead nigger pick omniknight
>didn't get cc aginst am
>built mek when we had one already

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It felt like he was actually trying a bit and didn't want to make it like one of his usual streams.

i carried this faggot on ranked few days ago
i should be the person coaching him

>2,228.13 CAD
that's shitb/o/x money senpai

?

Why does bsj think hes good enough to pick shit like veno safelane?
>oh rtz did it!
hes not fucking rtz but he talks / acts / plays like he is
he is so smug but never amounts to anything
GOD I HAT ETHIS GUY reeeeeeeeee etc.

i just picked veno safelane and have never heard of rtz before

>Veeky Forums posters on d2g

Veeky Forums proves that even dead boards can be cancerous shitpost fests

he has mmr to back it up
what do you have

do you act like a 10 time TI winner and charge children for coaching sessions? do you compare yourself favorably to pro players and handicap high mmr games with your bought account? do you have an elitist god complex while having never done anything more than your average 4k pubstar?

first rule of pubs, never ever pick a support that can't be played as a core

even ogre can semi-carry since he has enough HP and attack speed to whack people with orchid

>do you act like a 10 time TI winner
didn't you just claim he acted like rtz, a 0 time TI winner?

>can't play Omni as a core
Que? That +100 damage talent means SnY into Basher is actually viable on him. Manfight enemy carries with 6k more net worth than you do because 600hp swing and free bkb.

artour is unironically considered a top player by every pro player
bsj is a running joke amongst all na players

>Que? That +100 damage talent means SnY into Basher is actually viable on him. Manfight enemy carries with 6k more net worth than you do because 600hp swing and free bkb.

>Why does bsj think hes good enough to pick shit like veno safelane?
yeah veno is so complicated hero n shieeeet.....need to be a TI winner like RTZ to understand him on surface level...

i meant you. omni is the support equivalent of AM, a massive retard magnet.

hes literally fucked up mechanically with the hero like 10 times this game alone
are you even watching the game ?

rtz mechanically fails with razor on every tournament
whats your point