/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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>Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>4.0 Patch Notes
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>Callback Campaign for Returning Players
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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Last time on /xivg/:

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thicc c@s

endgame complete

xth for I hate yoshida for less glam options

Reminder to come to Mateus for video games and friends!

Let's a person have a safe sexual interaction with someone else from the comfyness of their home and play out whatever sick stuff turns them on/be someone they're not or ever can be (See: Catgirls and Lalas)

I'll always be a tall woman and can never be a tiny cumdump :<

It's for weirdos and/or degenerates though it's ok if you don't partake. FFXIV just has a lot of tools and the right amount of strange fuckers to partake in it; enough to make a home server lol

Best girl coming grrring through.

highlanders!

Did Elk and CG break up?

Also why is Scholar so bad now?

>coming grrring
i'm stupid

yeah the guy who used to date CG before cucking her came back and she got back with him

imagine being so unwanted she chooses someone who cheats over elk

Maybe they just lost interest in getting shitposted about and went quiet.

it's not bad now. it's just not op anymore and more boring to play.

anyone wanna fuck this lala?

don't make posts like this please

AST is a fun healer. FUN!

How can we know if you're only 5% of the whole picture??

Same, especially with high chances of both parties being male it's kinda gay

Do not lewd Lalas.

Stay off my server fags

i agree. i wish i knew what dungeons and bosses dropped the best looking armor for the class

>CG cucks all her past boyfriends
>She finally gets cucked herself
>Breaks up over it, dates Elk for some reason
>Guy who cheated on her comes back
>She goes back to him

lmao

Also, Scholar is awful now because every single thing they had that used to be a strength, such as fairy healing, damage uptime, aoe, mana regeneration, etc got nerfed. They also lost a bunch of really powerful CDs through cross role.

What about this lala? can I fug this one?

I'm going to peel this lala

Yes

Getting back into the game. Why do I have to wait like 6-12 hours to make a charavter on a server I already have a character on? Also what's best race for making qt's?

Lalas

>level up brand new ast
>swiftcast res
>oh no my mana

Why is this so fucking expensive? Should I be saving an Ewer for boss fights if I need to res someone? I feel like AST should be a of of fun, and it is, but there are moments where I suddenly realize I have little to no idea what I'm doing outside of jerking off over cards in a corner while throwing out the occasional heal.

To encourage people to make characters on lower populated servers
Lalafell

please post something good so I can nut

use lucid dreaming

post your crush

You can see people doing the jump puzzle in the back.

>jerking off over cards while casting the occasional heal

I love this

Post cats.

these fluffers are so fucking cute

>literal crush
>mfw

Sandcat.

Did you find a special someone in SB?

Imagine a group of people are having a discussion and a random stranger comes in and says "Hey look at this picture of something completely irrelevant, I know you don't care but I want attention please give it to me please"

This person would be ignored or insulted for being obnoxious. This person is you. You add nothing, you are nothing. In a thread that's already a pile of shit you decided to come in and be the rotten piece of corn resting on top of that shit pile.

If only I had paid more attention in English class I could possibly put into words my hate for you, but I'm incapable of that. You're disgusting and you are everything wrong with this general, fuck, you're what's wrong with this entire board goddammit. I don't know what made you like this but If I could I'd go back in time to keep it from happening. Then I'd kill you just to really make sure your posts never happen.

Every time I come to this general I sit down in my shitty chair open up a can of soda because I neglect my health and expect to have at least mediocre discussions about worthless shit but then YOU come along and bring the discussion from mediocre to fucking cancerous. Your're an infection, you're a malignant tumor lodged solidly in the asshole of this general. I hate you so much you fucking faggot.

Gotta add me on Discord for that kinda stuff, big boy

Happy#7253

That's fine but I already have a character on the server and I can only play one character at a time. That doesn't move any potential traffic.

She is too pure for love

Whats with all the coma's in this game?
>Nanamo; "poison" induced coma
>Y'shtola; Stab to the stomach induced coma
>"Ruby Princess"; Voidsent induced coma
>Chief of Isari; Drowning induced coma

nyo

>yfw Zenos has double sharingan

weeby weebs

need more of the highlander in my life!

Easy way to not have to include a character in the story.

>SE implying it's possible to make a hyur this handsome with the current character creator

are you new?

Rate my character

pls... I don't use discord

I like soda, too.

It's a teaser for the next expansion's character creator, duh

Cute, does he like mischief?

You look like one of those tanned beach dudes from an NTR doujin

Literally this:

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Nope

Ya need to stop dropping my name for no reason.

>next expansion's CC
I WISH

What server are you in? Do you like ladies With or without dongs?

A fucking faggot. I think my blind dementia stricken gran gran could have made a more appealing character by wildly slapping the keyboard and flailing the mouse around.

Is the WoL the most handsome FF protagonist?

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Would cheat on and get mindbroken and have my Au Ra husband watching me.

autism

The original WoL is pretty Chad looking in Dissidia if you use his Alt outfit.

B-but i had reason that time.

Would you waifu it?

What should I change?

elezens

Sorry, no Lala nudes for the public eye!

Gilgamesh, lady dongs get bonus points!

Hi do you have someone to hold hands with?

>4k queue

not playing tonight

>tfw your daily leveling roulette is an ARR trial

Everything, Adelais.

>it's the thousand maws of to-torak
>with all new players

Back the FUCK up

If you want handsome take a gander at this slick fashionable motherfucker.

Not only is he sporting a cape disregarding the lack of combat applications because he's badass, he has a massive harem, is one of the most powerful MCs in the series and has a heart of gold.

Also his name isn't fucking Butts

She's cute already but I would waifu most midlander that gets within arms reach desu.

>not locke

dat squigly ass tho

I just set up the queue and started doing other stuff, dude. Should be able to play in three or four hours, so I guess it's movie night.

>that hairstyle

i love it

I hate the hair so much

Also she looks bitchy, if that was your intent good job.

You could be playing in a minute if you transferred to Mateus.

no one likes your gay faggot server

No.

But then who knows when can I transfer back.

I like it

Transfer to Mateus or make a new character here!

You mean Adamantoise right?

>tfw no suave thancred bf
>tfw no sadistic unfeeling zenos bf
>tfw no romantic aymeric bf
>tfw no passionate haurchefant bf
>tfw no edgy sidurgu bf
>tfw no snarky estinien bf
>tfw no oddball urianger bf

Waiting for PVP queues and solving murder mysteries.

What are you guys up to?

shirou...

thanks

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I wanna get FUCKED by Sadu.

No I'm a girl.

So I'm going to start playing again, havent since release. Is the callback thing for friends only or can any of you guys call me back and we get rewards?

leaving work so I can wait in line to do roulettes

What was the point of gimping DRK and WAR so much compared to PLD? They made PLD astronomically better than the two other options in 4.0. DRK can still sorta stand its ground but WAR was totally fucked over. Yoshi why

isn't shirou a girl?