Badge of the cuck

Badge of the cuck.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

im thinking about buying a new fully kitted cooper S JCW,

I drove my friends 2010 cooper s and it was one of the most fun drives of my life

why is it a cuck car?

probably because it's a car that's popular with women, like the beetle or prius

cuckfags are the dumbest motherfuckers in the world

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Software/EE Consultant here. Everyone in my industry who's a genuine cuck drives one of these.

The biggest cuck I know has a brown one, and i think it's the clubman version... aka the "my girl and I swallow BBC cum" version.

I guess so, even though I agree that the light blue diesel cuck ones are feminine, I certainly wouldnt mind a red cooper with black stripes and the JCW body kit + an aftermarket exhaust and a nice tune

Mom cars

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Turbo cuck

You should try driving one. If you dont want to own one because someone on the internet called you a cuck thats fine, but at least try driving one and then come back here and pretend you didnt have fun.

Keep cucking yourself out of all the fun cars, enjoy your might as well be a bus.

What kind of self loathing mini cuck triggurd is this?

HAHAHAHA!

No way am I driving a cuckmobile. Fuck off Sven!

They're too big on the outside, too small on the inside, the windscreen is a shit angle, the seats are uncomfy, and the interior was designed to be lol so retro

They're everywhere in bongistan, almost exclusively driven by faggots and women.
Fucking trash cars and you know it

The drivers are worse than the car itself.
They all saw the italian job reboot and it led them think they actually have business driving on the road with the grown ups. Fucking sickening .

Hard to convince a dealer to let you test drive it when you don't have a license.

I have driven a few of them. They are mexican german trash. They are overpriced "sports car" for total cucks who cant even change A flat tire.

I'd be interested if it didn't look like a cancerous tumor version of the classic

You don't seem like you're old enough to have a driver's license.

You seem like youre too old to have a drivers lisence. Would you hurry up and die so someone else can have some fucking social security?!?

Sick burn bro.

this guy is a closet gay with a mega desire for thiqqqq blaqqq cawqqqq

Original mini

>British
>Small
>Cheap
>Fun
>Lightweight
>Simple and easy to fix yourself
>Radical new design

New """"""mini""""""""

>German
>Huge car not much smaller than a MK1 ford focus
>Expensive
>Fun if you're an estate agent or a woman
>Weighs over a ton (A TON)
>Made out of BMW parts and is known to constantly overheat and has bullshit german electronics.
>Basically the same layout as every basic shitbox and is just a fwd BMW 1 series.

Is there anything the German menace won't destroy? Pic related.

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