/owg/-Overwatch General

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Late night Amélie.
>tfw wondering what her new Summer items are

horizon object A is way too easy to take

Okami Hanzo. I don't mind because I think it's actually a pretty neat skin.

Caps lock doesn't make your statement true.

I could see her getting something like a shooting-related highlight intro.

>76 and Mercy getting 2 summer items each

My shekels are ready, please let them be good. Sombra getting a nice haul too.

Getting sick and tired of junkrat's jovial mood

woo

+200 SR today

>Sombra
>4 summer items
Please give her the zarya treatment Blizzard PLEASE

Why does Widowmaker have tattoos? Did she walk into a tattoo parlor as a blue woman and ask for some tattoos? Did they do it for her at Talon? Why?

>initiate and push to the point as tank with team right behind me
>dps either runs back for some reason, goes off in some alley to try and get kills or just plain cant hit the broad side of a barn

Seriously how hard is it to hit a hanzo in your face as a reaper.
that sick gank mightve worked if you shot the target but what do I know I'm just a tank

Genji

Oni -> Blackwatch -> Sentai

>Pick Gengu
>Lose
>Me unga
>Team bunga

remember my story

I am so tired of seeing Blackwatch McCree, you can't even imagine.

How much damage should i be tanking as rein? I typically get 25k-30k damage blocked in a normal comp game. Is that too much or too little?

Sluts get tats, Widow is a sloot

youtube.com/watch?v=G0AXU0aVxwI&ab_channel=DSRIllusion why are we playing this shitty game when theres bigger fish to fry

Canon before the end of this year... right?

>Somehow win with gold elims/damage as winston when we have a mcree and a pharmercy

I finally figured out why I'm only a low Master players this season instead of my usual mid-GM: it's ducking dive compl I hate going against it and I can't use any of the characters used in it. Dive ruined this game for me

why not play counters

>mei getting a summer item
Please be a skin

winston only does bad damage in 1v1. he can consistently put out a large amount of total damage by tickling multiple people at once

>ducking

hello phoneman

BROWN RECLUSE user HERE

THERES ANOTHER ONE

TWO IN MY ROOM

HELP

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST WIDOWMAKER WHO DECIDED TO PAY ME A VISIT BUT SHE BROUGHT FRIENDS

H E L P

IF THERES 2, THERES MORE

THERE WERE 2 UPSTAIRS, NOW 2 IN MY ROOM

AND I ONLY FINISHED REMODELING MY ROOM, NOT THE ENTIRE BASEMENT

>user finds out he has a brown recluse infestation in his house
rip

you're shit at the game, git gud and learn how to adapt

>he bought a recluse infested house
haha RIP this nigga

time to burn down the house user
it's the only way

fuuuuuck user aren't those spiders like super dangerous?

You're in big trouble D:

use your overwatch training user
pick your favcrite widow counter and run with it
I suggest winston and just start throwing all of your shit at them in an attempt to kill them

freeze the fuckers

For real man I'd call pest control
I wouldnt fuck with that shit
Dunno if this is a joke or not but regardless we care about you user dont get bitten doing something stupid because memes

Widow now has a midriff

Put a glue trap under your bed
You might never sleep again though, after you see the results

This is low-key a really good idea. If you can find out where their nest is you might be able to dump some dry ice or liquid nitrogen in the hole and kill all of them.

Does this sound retarded?

WHEN DOOMFIST?

Widow brought friends. You don't get to bring yours.

Wait do these spiders have puss puss?

NO

please don't

Talon skin is a great skin.

Okay Codey

Sounds about right. It really depends on how you block, how long the fights last, and how long the match is.

august

HELP

It's perfect except for the goggles. They're kind of underwhelming.

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Do you have any thick gloves? According to Wikipedia, they aren't known to jump.

Jamison Fawkes!

Why is that, user?

WIDOWMAKER HERE

Wtf is that spider okay? That seems kinda cruel.

i am going to pretend i never saw this

"Due to increased fear of these spiders prompted by greater public awareness of their presence in recent years, extermination of domestic brown recluses is performed frequently in the lower midwestern United States. Brown recluse spiders possess a variety of adaptive abilities, including the ability to maintain homeostasis for several seasons with no food or water.[44] Additionally, these spiders survive significantly longer in a relatively cool, thermally stable environment.[45]

The most important precaution is to remove and reduce trash and rubbish from your property, such as woodpiles, boxes, plywood, tires, and trash cans—especially if they are stored right next to the house. With attached garages, block off house access by sealing cracks around doors and access holes for electrical conduits or plumbing. In the Midwest, some brown recluse bites occur when a sleeping person rolls over during the night, and the trapped spider bites. In the bedroom, move the bed away from the wall, remove any skirts or ruffles and remove all items stored under it. This minimizes chances that any spider can crawl onto the bed. Do not leave clothes and shoes on the floor, or shake them before dressing if they are left out. Apparel and equipment that is only occasionally worn should be stored in tightly closed plastic bags, especially if stored in the garage or other dark storage areas. Typically, pesticide control of spiders is difficult. There are various insecticides available in retail outlets labeled for spider control. However, spiders' perched legs allow them to walk over most pesticides, making the use of chemicals to eradicate the spiders impractical and unnecessarily toxic.[44] A 2014 study indicates that fumigation may be more effective than previously believed.[46] Sticky traps placed along floor boards offer a non-insecticidal way to trap spiders as well as provide an idea of population levels in the structure."

BONJOUR

i meant just throw ice cubes at those hellspawn until they fuck off back to whatever corner of hell they came out of, but thats better

You will die.
"Widowmaker" isn't just a pretty name.

that poor spider

her skin color looks so weird tho

welp thanks guys looks like I'm not sleeping tonight, only imagining Brown Recluses are walking all over the top of my bed.

>be in comp
>trickling in hard
>somehow pull a victory out of our asses
>teammate says in team chat "we were trickling pretty hard"
>other teammate types out in team chat "and we STILL won lol"
>first teammates butt buddies chime in chat "LOL you know the enemy team can't hear you right?!"

...These people are legally allowed to vote.

>tfw you want Widowmaker to become your wife so bad she actually shows up to kill you

Am I the chosen one? 4 Brown Recluses in one day.

GUYS

CAPTCHA : PARIS VASSARE

sleep on the couch

>...These people are legally allowed to vote.
I wouldn't count on that

what would sombra's "Sport" be?

i'm sure they can give her jsut about any "normal clothes" skin and it would be amazing, wouldnt mind a tennis skirt and tank top

>blizzard will fuck it up somehow

I'll sleep soundly imagining a bunch of French spiders walking all over my bed.

holy shit i cant believe we found gerard

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I hate summer vacation.

Only indigenous in south east-ish USA

Gerard pls go.

One user suggested she could get pole vaulting because it's kind of like her throwing her translocator in the air. Or maybe baseball.

at the moment of the kill
theyre never more alive

I see Daddy-o D'va a lot.

just go winston whenever you die horribly and respawn

>lucio two summer games items

he got 2 legendaries and an emote last year, blizz plz

horizon is a bad map

I wanna have fun playing Lucio but I find him so boring
what is his niche, owg? What am I supposed to be doing other than being a speedy nigger

How about Birb-eating spider?

Convince me not to spend 1000 credits on Frogston.

why the fuck would you ever buy non-event legendaries

summer games skins soon

~12-15k per long round is normal
there are ways to not shoot the shield and their comp is probably going to change if your shield is having that kind of impact

>too much damage avoidance
not a thing unless you're blocking damage for nobody behind you

It's certainly the most dull-looking map. Even if I don't like maps they tend to look nice but Horizon is so boring to look at.

why doesn't widow have skins named after other types of spiders

As a Lucio main who missed the last Summer games event, and on behalf of Lucio mains everywhere, go fuck yourself. He can never have enough items.

Bullying
Teammate rescue
Zoning
More Bullying
High ground ownership
Basically whatever you want because almost no one can stop you

who else /dontplaycomp/ here?

Pharah is best Imouto.

Young Ana