League of Legends General - /lolg/

Eyosongive.us

Simply perfect edition

dumb vladfag

whats my best bet for getting a single gem?

Lulu is for non consensual abuse only

First for Valor carrying my fat ass out of shitter hell


Buy orbs

xth for breast metal waifu

>its another ping is high all day for no apparent reason episode

orbs probably

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HUGE

>literal fucking twitter maymays
off yourself

fluffy tails

Hextech chests have about double the odds of getting a gem drop as orbs

Orbs drop doubles so it's the same average gems/chest, but you don't care about the second gem right now.

What are you referring to

Xth for buff Ezreal.

Buy orbs, goy.

LORE

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Honest thoughts about it's uses and it's removal?

xth for Syndra

yes women like him so they draw yaoi of him :)

if you know enough about fujoshi you'd know there is always a dom/top(seme) and a sub/bottom(uka)

the uka is usually for the girl to self-insert as

guess which one of those is the dom :3

Orbs are a scam. Drops two gems but only half as often, hextech annie could very likely be just as rare as she is in normal chests as no significant ample sizes have seen her drop.

dont care morello is busted and refillable pot are better

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correct

great for the ones who used it
opressive for the ones who didn't

Oh wow that is embarrassing
Not sure if I can justify this one lolbabs

Dear God I fucking hate this vlad fag more than the lulu one.

What are the chances of getting old talon back? I realize every autist says it was the best rework ever but as someone who actually mains him and doesn't just suck pro players cocks, I want the old kit back.

Best girl.
Best plushies.
Best wife.

Probably zero.

Yikes.

Are you referring to "SUPER FAKER MONTAGE INSANE 1 SHOT TRICKSHOTS TALON BROKEN OP" when you say pros?

I'm just a straight woman worshipping male beauty and educating local confused youth ;/

None dogg, but I like the old one better too. So does Dyrus.

but how is she going to be happy lulufag?

is there anything i can do against a mastery 7 dyke mermaid (illaoi) as fiora

What champion pisses you off the most?

Nothing is worse than Lulufags.
Fagfags, either bara or furries, are also more annoying than her. And Sonafags can't spend 2 minutes without talking about breast and their babby's first waifu.

Ayyy we won the match

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

we aight?

She has to be sad and depressed.
She only gets to be happy when I allow it.

>no champions based on manipulating soundwaves

That was actually pretty clean.

Walk/dash out of all her shit then kill her and win because you're Fiora.

You know it's funny you bring him up since a lot of people weren't satisfied with their main's reowrk. (rengar and lb specifically) I'm starting to think the assassin rework was a complete fail.
As someone who used to play him way back when, I think they should've just made him healthier and maybe added the bleed to his rake and ult, gave him a better passive and maybe added true dmg to his Q. Rework are typically never really needed.

No.
Ahri is another babby's first waifu, and "le cuck XD" meme is retarded.

>no champions based on ranged auto attacks that scale with ad that are confined to one lane in conjunction with a "support" in particular

Definitely no. Go hang yourself you piece of trash.

Old talon was infinitely more fun, but I can't I'm sad that cancer is no longer in the game

Gnar?

darn... i like her cause im a furfag. 9 whole floofy tails hnnnnnn

Literally Shyvanna

The Lee was retarded don't get me wrong but:

>Red team: entire team instantly watching both jungle entrances with the ADC going down mid to join either one

>Blue team: TF afk mid at turret, Lucian afk bot at turret, Nami just afk, Fiora going straight top to presumably afk at turret

That shit annoys the fuck out of me in games. The game doesn't start at 2 minutes when the minions reach your lane, it starts when you leave fountain.

I realize I will be attacked for this and called edgy, faggot and everything negative in the book.

I want a new katana champion with a kit like vergil's from devil may cry.

>aa's that scale with ad
no user that would never work

Kindred are based on AA, ranged and independant in the jungle.

wow, calm down dude

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>tfw walking into top lane bush and getting first blood three games in a row

like at least people could AFK under tower or something

I've started walking into the enemy west/north side jungle at lvl 1 just to see if the enemy top laner is actually paying attention. So far, on both of my accounts (plat/silver) I'm finding no one there more than 9/10 times.

No more *teleports behind you* :(

>summerfags again

How would a 4v4v4v4/2v2v2v2 mode work in League?

Would you play it?

I was stagnating for a bit and couldn't remember what promos were like

now I do
fucking.. hell.

alpha strike

late but not any less important xth for prime yordle(female) pussy

Who is Sona?

>no loli champion that uses fire magics and has a teddy bear

explain this lolbabs

when will you allow it?

Exactly what I was thinking. Like an ult version of alpha strike that can be dodged but if not, can hit all 5 enemies and absolutely fuck them in the ass if they don't move.

I don't know how such a mode would work anywhere, nevermind in league

dont talk to that cuck

This sounds like fun. Kind of wish we had one. Like 2v2v2 on a new map.

It wouldn't and would be a horrid mess. At best you could do Dominion style deathmatch where each team needs to garner a certain number of points to win but SR/TT/ARAM style? Forget it that shit would take hours to complete and be a terrible shitshow from start to finish.

literally annie

>no edgy ninja champion who can teleport behind you and kill faster than a speeding bullet
explain this nerds

>no superfast weeb swordsman champion

lets face it lads league is dead

music =! soundwaves

that actually sounds kinda cool how it's dodgeable

Tristana doesnt use fire magics retard

Blade Waltz

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>no kitsune champion who dresses skimpily and has fluffy tails
League is fucked.

what about Garen he has a sword and hes kinda fast

Reminder Kayle is for Karthus!

Uhhh

>no blind martial artist that tracks his enemies via ki sensing and echolocation

lolbabs???

Hello??????

>Get autofilled as support
>Game is remade
>Still get protection

what ever will we do??

Someone send this idea to Riot

>straight woman
>worshipping male beauty

Stahp. Just stahp pls.

Lee Sin

but karthus was a slut

he cannot unfuck 100 women

kayle would only settle for a pure man

>try to fight ahri
>"sorry i get out for free xD!"

>she tries to fight me
>"sorry i can dash down half the length of a lane and have you mindlessly walk toward me! xD"

No but her dragon does

xth for cure ur hangover with another drink

comfy bfs~

Idk will see when it seems fit, if she properly satisfies my needs

Im not a cuck

>no small furry midget champion riding a lizard that has paranoia issues
Truly, this is the darkest timeline.

>No Vayne champion
Just hire me already Riot

Why have almost all the junglers I've played with for the last few days picked Yi? Did someone famous memepick him?

its just not the same user..

I guess we will just have to settle for Shan Yu tryndamere for now

okay I am somewhat bi but what is the problem with the rest

I don't know.
The only thing that'll fill the void is Soraka, but it just ain't the same.