ITT: Shit Normies Say

Post shit normies say about their cars. I heard this one recently:
>What car do I drive?
>I don't know, I think it's like a Civic or a Corolla or a Camry or something

I had a guy tell me his mom drives a Toyota Camaro

>You're not supposed to shift manual cars at redline
My buddy isn't a car guy but he drives a stick and told me this when I picked up mine and took him for a quick romp

>what car do you drive
>i dont know
you drive it every day, you get it serviced, how do you not know? it's like not knowing what phone you own.

>I have an iPhone 5S because I keep dropping my iPhones in the toilet

Not to sound 3edgy5you, but the average person goes through life completely unaware of what's going on around them.

(boastfully)
>yeah it's a 2015

i can't help but over analyse everything around me so the concept of zoning out everywhere is beyond me

Rated highest in JD Power Initial Quality

Oh and here's another one. I drive a 2nd gen ram with 6" lift and 31s but I pulled in to the grocery store close to a truck that fucking dwarfed mine so I was looking at it, it was a Tundra, and the owner notices me checking it out so he nods at me and I feel like I ought to ask, "Are those 40s?" I say. "Yeah, on 32" wheels". I hadn't even noticed that until that point. There was no way these wheels would have stood up to rock crawling. What's the point?