You can have any performance vehicle, but it can't be a car

Trucks, SUVs, and crossovers only. What do you get?

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T Y P H O O N

Lightning

Id get another mini truck like an S-10/ Sonoma. This time a full size cab. For some reason i like having back seats even though i never use them

X5 LM. who doesn't want a manual v12 x5?

forgot pic

Raptor

Or

Jeep SRT8

OR

Ram power wagon

Trucks are fuckin fast

What do you mean by "performance"?

I wish I could swap my X5. Im stuck with the dinky v8

2018 BMW x7m

Explorer Sport Trac Adrenalin

Toyota turbo truck cuz why not.

Holy shit, I want one.

But OP pic is also a small truck, but it makes 280hp/350trq instead of 135hp

I just want a cute toyota, horsepower is scary and my gf won't let me buy it

A ‘68 ranchero.
With some...work.

Anything but an UTE is wrong.

The GMC you posted its fine. However i still eye the ford transit van made racing track car or an UTE.

If i had to pick a classic car to DD it could be an el camino too.

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>gf won't let me buy it
this better be bait

lingenfelter suburban.
0-60 in 4.6 seconds

This is such a joke.

Toyota is so full of shit. "Designed from scratch" "Turbo toothed" hahaha It's a 22R with a turbo on it. No wonder they attract such morons to the brand. Decades later, nothing's changed.

8 5 0 R
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gtsr maloo

Definition of a cuck

X6M

MTM Amarok, it's got a 4.2L turbodiesel transplant from the VW Touareg, tuned to 410 hp and 930 Nm or 685 lbft, as well as air suspension instead of bumpy leaf springs, and an interior reupholstered in alcantara. Top speed is 220 km/h or 138 mph. And of course it still tows 3500 kg or 7700 lbs.

syclone for sure

Macan

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*electronics randomly die*
*engine fails at 200kmh*


Mama mia, no problemo ragazzo

Dodge Lil Red Express Truck
Fastest accelerating american car/truck of it´s time.

Option 2.
Kawasaki ZRX 1200 R

>9.9l
4.6 miles per gallon too.

1st choice : Pajero Evo
2nd Choice GMC Syclone

I'd probably go for some sort of drift truck, like a built nissan d21 or something like that

hahaha, it's a hot hatch we lifted and stretched and called a crossover... and slammed an AMG engine into...

YOUR RULES ARE EASILY PERVERTED

Mazda REPU

My fucking dream car, but they just don't exist outside of the states.

Are you me?

Is there anything else other than car / bikes that can better 8:20 at the burgeking?

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just a van

You posted it man.
>tfw marlboro syclone never ever

Utes. Any of them.

Nice tastes, my man.

Wagons are cars

You just all lost.

It's a car I'm afraid.

Good taste.

Ford Raptor I guess.

Chevy 454SS

or a Dodge Ram SRT10

Then what the fuck is a crossover?

And by that I don't mean I don't have a clue what they are, just that I was under the impression that they were just as much car-based as a wagon would be

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WITH A VAN'S COURAGE

Ford Raptor

later earthfags

GRRRRRRR.

>mfw my 2.9L v6 ranger has 140hp and 170ft-lb of torque stock

should i be proud or no

Can't go wrong with the 3rd gen SRT8 and enough power to spin all 4. It's the only thing Jeep/Dodge can do right.

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Utes were too good for this Americanized world
F.

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Fuckin' choice.

easy

very nice

especially

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>cant be a car

>Caring about mpg

This guy gets it.

What about UTEs?

Murder: The Truck

SNEK TRUK

Fuck the Syclone. I'll take the reason it was fucking built.
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This kinda thing but with a 454 Suburban of the same era.

>implying GM didn't do the same thing in their ads

Kill yourself

OP didn't say anything about utes

>No Saleen XP8
>No Ranger SHO
>No Ranger Lightning Bolt

You're all niggers

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I'd still prefer the Comanche LSR3

I still somewhat regret not buying a nice rust free shell and swapping all my parts over.

There used to be a guy who posted here that had one of those as a beater. Weird unicorn truck, like 300 made.

Still jelly of your shitbox + panther collection user

There was a bit more than 300 made total, only about 300 S/C ones were built by Saleen though. There was a handfull of Kenny Brown built S/C ones put together though

Still have what's left of it
>fresh pic related

Not to mention the few XP6's that were made when Ford accidentally sent a few 4.0's out.
I sold a few panthers, so I only have 4 left, did add a nice rust free '84 Turbo Diesel Continental to the fleet though.

Epic nice

Also maybe this thing. We'll see.

Touareg TDI V10
>Dat tork

>that
>not this

POWERRRRR

EZ choice

good shit

You don't want one, trust me. It was my first car, no.

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I love the urus

Why not? I have a regular touareg TDI and it's pretty good for what it is. I can't see how adding four more cylinders could hurt

It's the only proof you need that german engineering is a meme.
No matter what some fanboi busrider on Veeky Forums tells you german cars are as as reliable as a 90 year olds dick after a heavy night of drinking

But that's clearly a tank.