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SS13 is a furry smut game depending on the server

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This isn't a furry smut board

reminder that valk is actually the best player on the server

Daily reminder that the majority of the crew is always incompetent

Daily reminder security is actually real easy and fun and full of camaraderie with secbros

Daily reminder that meteor is a fun gamemode

Daily reminder that features that make meteors bearable must be removed

took it too far

take it back

Im clearly a mongoloid but how in the fuck do you wield a weapon with two hands? Or is that not a thing on Veeky Forums?

depends on the weapon, what weapons?

It isn't. Few weapons have this.

Activate it in-hand with pagedown if you're using arrow keys, or just click it on itself while you're holding it

only certain weapons (melee), you do so by using it in hand I think

There are ranged weapons that need two hands

It's the snoiper stuff and miniguns, right? Don't usually get those outside of wiz shenanigans

>tfw you will never get off of work, remembering that tonight is your special night with Valk
>tfw you will never stop by her favorite fast food joint to get her favorite meal
>tfw you will never unlock the door to find her already waiting for you, smiling
>tfw you will never give her the bag containing her meal and seeing her smile wider
>tfw you will never both sit down on your couch and turn on your favorite programming
>tfw you will never fall asleep after a long night of quality kino television

why are we still here, just to suffer?

>>>her
sorry about that friend

Not just those.

>fast food joint

>tfw you will never go delta with the emergency shuttle called

>get dragged to medbay in crit with bleeding
>get stripped and stuck in cryo
>get mancrowaved
>die
>defibbed
>get stuck in cryo
>get mancrowaved
>die by crit whispering my blood type and instructions to revive me
>defibbed
>cryo
>mancrowaved
>die

Read the wiki Konstantin

This is the second time I've found the shunted apc and not known what to do, how do I kill it?

You low on blood or what?
Not him but I figured they all had shit handled.

Just shoot it. But it was too late at this point, round had ended a whole minute beforehand.

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

what did he mean by this?

Weldertank bomb it.

>get dragged to medbay after being dead for 20 minutes
>cloned for 10 minutes
>pod pops me out
>get stuck in cryo
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>grenade
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>delta
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>shuttle recall
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>smelelele
getting stuck at near-crit in cryo is Fun

Shooting the APC does nothing.
Welderbomb with the tank on directly north south east or west of the APC.

yes

Sure it does. Git gud.

shooting it breaks it iirc

you got hooked with blood, but one bag wasn't enough and we didn't had any iron pills ready.

If you shoot it with an RPG sure, but lasers do nothing.

Iron pills take like five button presses to make.

I've SEEN shunted AIs die when shot though. It just doesn't affect the APC itself, strangely enough.

Lasers cause it to enter broken state

Can't enter chemistry without access and shocked doors.

Depending on the map there's something called windows.

It was Metaclub.

Even easier, there's a table. Just get thrown over it.

That is an excellent point. Even if I was involved instead of observing I probably wouldn't have thought of that.

Gotta know the tide well to become the perfect player.

this is an anime smut board

Unban 2hotdogs

Unban 2hotdogs, kingston and iamgoofball
ban zealotron, xevonix and mrpain12

>kingston
IT WAS ONLY NONLETHALS
HOW THE FUCK DOES DRAGONSHIT THINK HE CAN GET AWAY WITH BANNING A DETECTIVE FOR DOING HIS JOB AND NOT EVEN KILLING SOMEONE
KINGSTON DID LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
NOTHING WRONG
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ok kingston, calm down.

>Set Atmos up
>Some Vox tech changed a few pipes around that I had to fix
>suddenly station starts getting overpressurized
>cut distro and start trying to fix this
>running around trying to manage the pressure
>turns out AI kept fucking with me by turning on my air dump valve into distro
you're a monster, AI.

that sounds hilarious

>readd skeletons as round start
>move the buff behind genetics as something to work for

Then we can ack ack without bullshit again. I miss my ack ack

>I miss my ack ack

Nah you get your fucking ack ack when you get through the genetic wall for it.

skeletons as a player race was fucking stupid

plasmamen are at least a sci-fi flavored undead

Borer as roundstart job option when?

this

have fun in genetics, bonerboy

megamaw get out

hello I am also a high-estorgen sycophant and skeletons also make me very angry
I really like rei1226 memes he was very funny and a cool guy and not a faggot
funny rhyme ecksdee

hello im kingcrimson and i become extremely upset at any mentions about cracking skeletons and any mentions of vox upset me too please remove them now that you removed my beloved boners

If the buff is behind genetics it's not a skeleton buff anymore.
And it would be the same as rushing for hyperzine every round.

The buff was stupid anyway, they were fine as is as a intentionally feeble shit race.

What was the buff, anyway? Thought they just took more brute damage and could play themselves like a xylophone

Faster speed

>muscle vultures with watermelon heads and downs syndrome totally fit the setting because I beat my dick to ground turkey at the mere mention of them oh my god they're like so hot bro hnnng fuck
>their halo armor is also wicked sick epic and I really really really want to fuck one

haha birb :)))))) wholesome tumblr memes non-confrontational ladyboy funnies

was the only change to skellies just faster move speed?

Yes

That's it? That's what this big shitshow is over?

We already move fast thanks to smooth code, what's the issue with a speed buff?

English please.

> I beat my dick to ground turkey at the mere mention of them

This made me laugh.

But you're fucking retarded nonetheless.

>still have to eat
>can't reassemble yourself when you lose a limb
Port TG skeleton mechanics when.

megamaw pushed and shilled it to be faster than human speed and in doing so fucked the rest of the acks over.

Should of just left it as is, with the only change being the milk meme drinking.

SKELETON POWERCREEP
IF THE SKELETONS MOVE FASTER THAN HUMANS THEN EVERYBODY WILL PLAY SKELETON
ALL RACES NEED TO BE BALANCED (except for humans)

Humans should be the best race

eat shit

There are ways of accomplishing this without making every other race shit.

humans ARE the best race

kingcrimsonSJW

>humans thinking humans should be best race

what the fuck?

>everyone who disagrees with me is (scapegoat)

>haha I'm Anonymous : )

So then remove the speed buff and slap skeles with something else, like fragile bones or inability to clone or something

or just dont

>le shadow government roleplay

what the fuck?

what the fuck?

what the fuck?