Got any parody pages for your city/capital?

Got any parody pages for your city/capital?

>that face in the picture
You look like Sam Hyde in disguise.

I've been told I look like Harry Potter.

He need the advantage of surprise if he end up in a self defense situation

Do I still look like him?

is dat a wig?

No, I just suck at combing my hair.

you have beautiful eyes

Thanks...

How does one suck at combing hair

How much skill does that even require

you look like one of the Rayman Rabid rabbits.

More skill than just leaving it alone.
I don't care about grooming as much as most people.

My eyes aren't that fucking spaced out.

I'd like to find one for Des Moines, but it is likely to be just as boring as this town actually is if you're not into finance or hipster shit.

They r tho

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Fuk

Shiiiit

What the fuck are you doing?

Chesssst

you look like dsp's retarded cousin

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What do you see?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The beard hides your double chin and lack of cheekbones, the goatee makes you look like a fuckin weirdo

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Fucking kek

This is a fucking 10/10 thread holy shit. I'm glad this exists

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Never change Veeky Forums

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It's better than what I look, clean shaven.

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You look like you fucking slay pussy is what you look like

Just bumping this beauty right to the top

"Thanks."

Are you a virgin? Asking for a friend

No.

Oh boy that poor prostitute

$80 wasted, she couldn't get me off.

At least you can take a joke

but DSP is the retarded cousin

long haired guys are my favorite. you're super cute. would totes cum on your face.

I'd rather you fucking not.

yea i prefer cumming in asses anyway

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and he is the retarded cousin of the retarded cousin

We'll Eiffel tower him, I'll come on his face while you cum on his ass