Pictures Someone Else Has Taken Of You Edition

Great post!

I turn it on and it goes

>ooooh you touch my tralala
>mmm, my ding dong dong

Mmmh, must be because you're riding a grom then.

Get California plates you faggot citydwelling cuck.

I can't decide between sv650, cbr500, gs500, or ninja 500/650. I liked the sv650 because of its ergonomics and manual tachometer [wtf why are all new bikes digital everything?] But the Honda cbr500 felt really nice [can't describe why]

>i am a harley rider how dare you exist within the same realm as me

>Daytona demos
WEW BABY
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On my way to the MSF now.

don't drop the bike and you will pass

Good luck user

Shib

Fuck me this colour is sexy

End of my P plates is coming up what bike do i get?
riding a 400cc at the moment so I feel a 600 is too little of a jump. I also have 0 throttle control so I kinda wanna stay away from a 1000cc.
GSXR 750 seems to be the perfect compromise.
Any other recommendations for me to test ride when I can? No naked bikes, they're for cucks.

also budget is probably 15k AUD which is about where a new GSXR750 lies or a nice second hand CBR1000rr which would be my litre bike of choice.

>0 throttle control
Have you looked at the "naked" GSXS750?

>I also have 0 throttle control
why don't you keep practising then

I can power wheelie my 50hp bike, you gonna die on a 750

I would rather ride my postie every day. Bikes like that just don't do it for me...

Im not worried about accidentally popping wheelies. My current bike can power wheelie.
I just think im going to go fast and die or go to jail.

There's rust around the edge of my fuel tank hole and in the seal on the fuel tank cap.

What would be the best way to remove it?

so you're just an idiot, no matter what size you get you'll still be one.

Wet-sand it back, treat it with an anti-rust product, respray.

Thats what I did for my car and it hasnt returned for the last few years.

Are you set on a szuk? If you want a faired bike without widow making power maybe a Ninja 1000 or a FZ1 will do it

600cc sport bike is not too much of a jump for you, since you seem like you still have the attitude of someone with 2 months experience riding.

>no dbt in title
please

Yeah you're right.

The size of the bike isn't whats going to get me into trouble.

I guess Ill just test ride a few bikes and see what I like. CBR's are so goddamn good looking.

Not set on suzuki, they seem kinda basic. But thats not a bad thing.

Suzuki objectively a shit

Priced pretty goddamn well tho. And seem to be the only ones making a 750cc sportsbike.

*blocks your path*
nothing personnel, kid

>Sensiblechuckle.gif

>GS
>laughingwhores.jpg

If I put strange foreign meme stickers on my motorbike will I attract weird foreigners?

I want some vodkafriends

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa guy here, went for an offroad adventure for the first time yesterday, shit was fun, my only regret is that I don't have an enduro bike.

May as well kill yourself now.

Grab one of the 750 aprilia twins. Please, if you do consider the sv650, read up on the oil starvation problems. There are some aftermarket products to adress it but most involve splitting the case.

And if you buy an aprilia twin you'll have to fix electrics
T. Shivvy
Pick your poison

>honda 250

What's wrong with that? It's tightly geared and it handled the offroad stuff like a champ, had it wading through almost 2ft of water and it never skipped a beat. I've got a Tuono 1100RR for when I want to go fast, this wasn't even my bike.

>cheap build
>noodle chassis
>weak AF
> 20 mm forks that bottom out after a single jump and leak the fork seals
>unprotected manifold

nice poser "off-road" bike

Have you ever ridden one? I hooned the shit out of that one and it did incredibly well. A little more power wouldn't hurt but it's a perfectly good dualsport.

>Get tired of dealing with hair and helmet
>Get some clippers and give myself a buzzcut
>Now cant stop obsessing over hairline and spots I can see the scalp in strong light
Is my only path now to shave it all off?

Get a wig.

I could finally have the mullet of my dreams

have you ever ridden a proper dualsport?
dude my KTM is 8 years old and in (amateur-) race use, and still feels way better than this fucking turd of a bike

I'll take that as a no, you haven't ridden one then. Also that's a full on enduro bike, it wouldn't be road legal here.

>land of the free
>can't use an enduro bike on the road
great freedoms.

>land of the free

Yes because everybody in the world is from Burgerland.

well in the rest of the world this bike would be street legal, so yes

Well, clearly not.

t. american

why does every fucking motorbike forum use fucking photo bucket, it's the most useless site in existance fuck me

Do you actually have one of those, user?

I'm jelly. ATCs are the bees knees.

England actually but never mind, retardation must be very difficult to live with so I'll cut you some slack.

Quite a few I've used just allow you to embed using an image URL.

How do you into custom decals? Like

>england
>not the shitty copy of america

What custom decal does OP has?

There's someone on /osg/ who makes dbt stickers check that general

ty

The DBT on the back of his helmet and on the side of the bike.

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>when the b8 pic is also b8

>Implying America isn't better in every way

I bet they all ended up on the gravel because they couldn't lean enough to get around the corner.

>The DBT on the back of his helmet and on the side of the bike.
Just a €2 sticker.

There are multiple SXVs for sale near me, both 450 and 550. Should I get one? If so, 450 or 550?

yes
550

>ironically getting an SXV
I hope you like working on engines

it really is better. Don't listen to Shakiir and Ahmed complain about how good we have it just because they fucked up their own country for themselves.

they're as reliable per cylinder as every other actual race supermoto so where's the problem, cuck?
can't do a little wrenching?

enjoy paying 120 dollars for an oil change lol

>implying
ISHYGDDT

>dual sport

nice rebuttal, cucklord.

The real DBT sticker is free, but you have to earn it
It also

>cuck
Go back to your containment board

how many dicks do you have to suck with you're anus to get one?

How do I get rid of these tendies?

FZ07

>can drive on road and inna woods
so?

>edges aren't torn at all
Get on the gas harder as you exit

They were never free, unless you had the last like 10.
If you have one of those, you're welcome, that came completely out of my wallet.

The skid demon will take what it it's worth.

Lean over further, if you're not scraping your rims you're not doing it right.

This
Drag hip or go back to being a cager

if you can still read your tire brand on the wall, you're not leaning far enough

>Highside 101.

but the skid demon got me and i still haven't got one
where do i get one

Originals are not available anymore, the sticker general has a guy selling them.

Also, it takes it after you have one, you just being a shit rider has nothing to do with it.

Go to the track.
Go fast.
Lean hard.

250cc feels
>need to get on freeway,
>full tuck just to keep up with traffic.
>asshole in Charger want to race at stop light
>bike is only 250cc
>dropped bike, plastic not too fucked.
>spend $30 and buy new one anyway
>need new tires, $75 a piece.
>beaded seat cover
>pin throttle through twistie!
>still only going 75mph
>only getting 60mpg
>guy at light compliments my CBR
>"t-thanks man, nice civic."

A girl in my class dropped her bike and passed
But she was kinda hot so that's probably why

where did you hoon today dbt?