/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

don't even get me started with this, omfg

The 6 of us went to Daniels (steak house in the Hyatt we were at, 21st floor, top 20 steakhouse in USA) and this fucking guy, BEFORE TOUCHING HIS $68 DOLLAR STEAK, says to the waiter "can I get some A1?" I almost passed out.

The server's response was no shit... "what?"

It was also during this dinner that I taught Mike how to use a fork and knife, no seriously like "here you hold it like this.... no put your finger on the back of the fork... are you right handed?... cut with your right hand... no turn the fork around... there you go... no cut the steak into smaller pieces"

Mike learned a lot this trip. So did I.

>american """"""""""""""master race"""""""""""""""""

MIKE THE ALPHA

reminder that yuros are not awake

if you are arguing with someone they are a filthy subhuman thirdie

>not recognizing copypasta

holy shit youre fucking retarded

>implying anyone was here when this was pasta
Still only posted in /v/ during events back then.

I wish Mike was relevant

I miss him

>Actually being mad that some people like their food different from theirs
Millennials really whine and bitch about everything

i believe that is not a steak and rather the heart of the captain of the last team he slaughtered

hes playing OP qualis right fucking now, what are you on about? LMFAO

He wasn't good 5 years ago, he's not going to be good now sadly.

Seriously I just wish healing ward would be removed from the game

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>have a 70 dollar steak
>ask the waiter to make it taste like shit

>ground beef
>anything other than well done
Enjoy shitting yourself so hard you lose 20 pounds.

>Pick no ranged hero
>cant remove healing ward from game

hmmmm

I bet you put ketchup on your hamburgers too

I agree. GoodWitchDoctor is a bit much on a hero with GoodEclipse

Depends on the burger.

/ourguy/ on to the finals

based our guy

what is real mexican food?

your TI7 grandfinal casters right here

>ppd stack is kill even before ro64
Even bsj's stack penetrated deeper.

retard

>climbing with dotapicker

this is so easy now desu

Forget about d2g.

Who is /yourguy/ user?

did icefrog fix memeback and deathball and lmaorunesandshrines yet? i haven't played in over half a year

Michael "ixmike88" Ganham

Boring peasant food that we pretend is native on npr even though it's almost entirely Hispanic from the 19th century.

I knew people like you existed

>pick TA
>instant silencer counter pick
>pick lina
>instant kunkka counter pick

sad desu

but ta and lina are so easily countered everyone knows how, it's your own fault for picking them

notail
I don't give a shit if his play is bad and/or boring.

>he counterpicks
pretty sad tbqhwu

can he do it

>three lanes marked
>whip out spirit breaker for an easy "support" win

I hope they never nerf him or roaming in general.

Should the next year international theme be about the seven hells? I think it's better than this dark reef shit and lot of cool dota heroes are related to hell like terrorblade shadow demon and doom

abed?

does Silencer glaives still hit twice for shield?

>stop using game knowledge to win
pretty double sad imbqhwu

No that's the other 9950 mmr players

nice satanist game doturds

yah

memeback hasn't existed since 6.83 and deathball is still a valid strat, but not the only one

Picking is half the game, 2k shitter.

I bet you want the old all pick back as well.

yes iirc

They overhauled the game just to make roaming more viable. There's no way it's ever getting nerfed.

Why is drums such a fucking meme again? Does the pace of the game just dictate that carries need to build some smaller, less greedy items early? Or is it the benefit of the aura/active in early fights?

We all know he's not a legitimate 10k if he gets it. He pays people to throw hames and his DC teamates intentionally throws.

>he can't win by sheer power of friendship between him and his hero so he has to rely on dirty tricks

haha lol

It's a separate damage instance so yeah it does

Because you need items to defend / attack t1s at around 9 minutes in the game, but your heroes also need to be able to scale for the hg push at around 35-45

its an early tempo item that lets teams push even if they suck at hitting towers

This shit is completely outclassed by mangoes now.

Wait what?

sad

This. The 2nd 10k is the real one so either Miracle, Paparazzi or Midone.

OH SHIT BOYS
IS IT TIME
FOR

TEMPO CONTROLLING?

How is he still getting mmr balanced games to get 25+-?

how long till the weekend bundle sale end?

I can back this post up, saw some shady shit in the games I spectated. Of course reddit don't care and are sucking his dick

>assblasted he can't main his way up MMR anymore

based dotapicker, ourrest of tools, ruining games for the most cancerous of gameshitters that dota has

t. storm first picker

smart frog poster

imma fuck u up

ok but what about the runes and shrines and the offlane being unchallenging

>Abed will reach 10k but no one will recognize it as an achievement because of DC players

lel

i dont see the problem with shrines and runes

and the offlane is harder

>na damage controlling because first 10k is not AMERICAN

lmao whiny race

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>EU and Thirdie regions assblasted they lost the race to 10k

dotards?

how is sea server dude

>na has to cheat to get to 10k

woah

i got mad about the elimination of the river off-rune bounty rune spawn and quit

the whole point was to even out the huge win/loss divergence of bottling or not bottling the one rune every 2 minutes, based on the hard binary of having or not having the vision or, if nobody has vision, the straight up RNG of it

then icefrog goes and adds these meme shrines and 4 bounty runes across the jungles, making offlane easier and encouraging early deathball through proxy fountains sitting 5 seconds from the river, and fucks up mid bottle balance fairness in the process

i can maybe get used to the runes and shrines if you can tell me how and why offlane is harder

Reminder that if that was any other game and a pro player was abusing the system this much he would probably get banned or the very least warned for doing so.
But Valve lets MMR boosters, account sellers and bots run rampant and does nothing against it.

Reminder you're playing a game that lets people exploit, cheat and abuse without and consequences.

pretty chill my man

>tfw the first 10k is a 16 year old pinoy
MASTER RACE

>na server so easy another race cucked them
l to the fucking mao

everything else ever pales in comparison to the fact that chinks abused an apikey to spy on other teams for millions of dollars worth of prizepool

can i get a version of this where the one on the left is natures prophet and her fork is her ult, and the one on the right is broodmother and her fork is her spawn spiderlings?

LGD still hasnt won anthing lel

shrines only activate after 5 minutes now

A1 tastes great and enhances the flavor of any beef.

The steak could be perfect 10/10 flawless, and a little A1 will make it even better.

>EU isn't cucked

?

Game population is probabyl at least 10 tp 20% inflated by bots imo

>Muslims and chinks are the highest rated mmr players

sasuga dotards

eu set the 9k milestone on their very own server

a sea player topping the na chart starting from 6k means that the region is very ez

stop being a lazy nigger and read the patch notes

dota2.com/706

who exactly?

keep in mind that miracle is not EU, he is from the middle east.

see

>miracle
>not eu
t. insecure fatty