Touhou general - /2hug/ - #20

Midboss edition
Previous thread >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
Some Cirno poster made a thread just for a get and now we're here.

>Where should I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html

>Touhou guide for bakas
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>West Replays
replays.gensokyo.org/index.php

>Please git gud!
moriyashrine.weebly.com/introduction-to-touhou.html

DEMO LINKS:
Four seasons:
mega.nz/#!hIZTTapC!1A4MTSueiirqFTfLkMeSab3cd6B9b5s4uITU-DlUs2c

AoCF:
mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM

Touhou is a video game and we're not disturbing anybody.

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw
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First for 2nd best fairy!

Even as dead as we are, this happens. I love this place, I really do.

Fact: Marisa is the cutest 2hu there is.

Cute? Yes. Cutest? Debatable.

On a scale of GED to Blond, how dumb is Sakuya?

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Just let it die.

You're trying to reanimate a corpse.

Wait, let me correct myself. This general never lived, so it is not a corpse. It's like you're trying to put life into a pile of dirt.

I'm gonna put my dick into your waifu

Prometheus made mankind out of clay, and the sumerian gods made Enkidu out of mud.

What you site as foolishness and folly has been proven to be among the most influential actions ever.

You know what these actions also are?

Fictional fantasies.

Gensokyo is a fantasy land, so all the better.

When will ZUN give us proper custom resolutions and key binding?

>Spell becomes easier on harder difficulties.
What's her name Veeky Forums?

Wind God "Storm Day" for me.

Anything from clownpiss
but that's expected from a bad game like LoLK

Pretty sure Kogasa has a few cards like that.

AWAKEN

Wrong pup

Test

Is there something wrong with the site right now? works for me

uh, for me kinda...

Do fairies have wombs?

They can clearly reproduce, somehow.

If Kanako were a triangle she would be acute one.

>Kanako
>acute
She's definitely not less than 90 degrees.
If anything, Suwako=Acute, Sanae=Right Angle, Kanako=Obtuse.

Excuse me? Are you implying my wife isn't a cute?

Screw your attempted puns like you screw your wife.

potato
He's japanese, so I'd say yes, but then again he is japanese...

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it too hard.

>see this post
>get curious
>decide to look up faeries expecting some baby laughter and bells made of dew type answers
>turns out they've been fallen angels, failed angels, angel-demon halfbreeds, and even the Tuatha de fucking Danann.
I dunno, man. You tell me.

Anyone have that image of a US soldier bowing down to a girls cosplaying as Cirno?

I have a dream where I finally 1cc Subterranean Animism. Then I wake up and realize it was all a dream. Fuck me right?

>sit in Veeky Forums IRC for hours
>none of the mods respond to your queries
so this is the power of IRC..........

Maybe the shottype in the dream is the one you need.

>prophetic bullet hell dreams
>touhou spiritualism is now athing
>tfw primaries will rush to change their religion
>tfw no face

Well not only that. Maybe there was a difference in your dodging techniques, maybe the difficulty at which you're trying is also different, did you manage to get any bonus lives/bombs? I should probably stop thinking about it. Good luck user.

That's not me. In my dream, during Satori's last spell card, I pussy out and stay at her safe spot until the timer went off.

I can't believe that even in my dream I would use such a cowardly method. Disgusting. Anyway, thanks user.

That is rather sad, waiting for the timer I mean. Still an accomplishment is an accomplishment, despite it being a dream. Maybe you can borrow some methods from dream you other than the safe spot? I dunno, still good luck regardless. I know you'll be able to do it.

With that said, I believe it is time to continue our run.
Talked to Ran. (Favor: 816 Dep: 140 Sub: 506)
Talked to Nue. (F: 1610 D: 123 S: 551)
Nue has become a
Worked in Politics, gained 2,900~ Gold. Political level increased. (65)

2smol went out to explore. She met a group of village kids and played with them. Making new friends made 2smol's will grow stronger. (1600)

So we're on day 7, it's time for some strategy.
What should we do about our focus? Defense, Draft, Economy, or just Automatic?
Should we attack anybody around us?

no fight, rabu nao.
ill be back after Iget a japanese data sim

I would say focus on the economy.

Sorry but there's an enemy very close to us and I'd rather not get caught off guard, plus there's plenty of free land to take and spread our love on.

Formed an alliance with Satori.
Started sending Tenshi 30 gold per turn.
Captured Wind God's Lake from the succubus!
Captured Valley!
Captured Summit!

Talked to Ran. (F:1247 D:196 S:507)
Since we befriended Nue, should we strengthen our bond with her even more or shift back into befriending Suwako?

I like Suwako even more than Nue

this

No, Nue is cute and deserves love

Suwako created the Earth

Nue is cute

Post more cute Suwako

I agree, but votes are votes. Nue for this run's lover?

Talked to Suwako. (F: 605 D: 3 S: 15)
Set Minoriko as chef. (M's Cooking Skill: 50)
Worked in the mines, gained 4,000~ gold.

Formed an alliance with Tenshi.
Exchanged some of our gold into the treasury.
Drafted 7,000 soldiers.
Captured Waterfall!
Got challenged to Danmaku by a youkai.
What do?
Fight
Escape

TEST

F

Suwako is an Aryan Goddess

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FIGHT

Fight then rape

Nue is cute chimera

Victory!
Event - Part Time Job
One day while resting at a bar, 2smol got approached by the manager offering her a well paying part-time job. He doesn't know that 2smol is an officer.
This could be a chance for an extra bit of income.
What do?
Accept
Decline

My advice is to decline.

live the neet life

Multiply your love for Nue by 100. That's how much I love Suwako.

D

Frogs are gross

Oh? Should we quit our job? I agree with that.

Declined the part-time job.
Ended base phase.
Quit job.
We're now a wanderer, what do?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw

Fuck you I like Bullfrog. Chimera is a stupid myth.

Meet Yuuka

Dumb frogposter

Baka chimeraposter

Forgive me for that awful jest.
Talked to Ran. (F:1578 D:196 S: 508)
Ran is now a - Who should we focus on next?
Talked to Suwako. (F: 934 D: 3 S: 24)
Worked on politics, gained 3,600~ gold. Politics increased (66)
Event - Invitation to a feast who do we drink with?
Subordinates
Soldiers
Invite a Friend
Alone

A soldier is always fun to talk with

Partied with the soldiers.
Kanako is pleased.
Managed to get a ceasefire with Shinkieiki.
Forced a unit desolve, Nue, Suwako, and Kanako have to rest for three days. Managed to get back 300 soldiers.
Captured Foot of the Mountain.
Captured Genbu Ravine.
Talked to Suwako. (F: 1296 D: 31 S: 34)
Who should we talk to next?

nue?

This

Should we aim for a relationship with Nue? Just say the vote and I'll do my best to make it happen.

...ok

sure why not

Managed to become lovers with Nue. (F: 1827 D: 175 S: 569)
Gained 3,600~ gold and politics increased. (67)
Event - Kappa Girl's visit.
A young kappa wishes to experiment and requires a bit of land. This may increase or decrease the economy and its limits.
Allow for free
Allow for money
Deny

allow for free

Allow for money. At least we got something if the Kappa fucked up.

Summit's economic rating has fallen.
Extremely noticeable recruit.
It's him, 2hug.
With a 10* rating, he costs 16,000~. We have 35,000~
Should we recruit the previous run's protagonist?

oh boy
lets do it

He fuck my wife. I hate him. Decline.

We gained a lover and obtained the previous protagonist. I think this is a fine time to stop.

Thanks ErotohokAnon

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i don't have a waifu

If my waifu were real she'd be taken by the government and experimented on because she has bullshit anime powers

Why didn't Reimu just let Junko blow up the moon, lunarians are fucking assholes

But I like the Watatsuki sisters...

That's like asking why we don't let Kim blow California up, as much as we hate it we kind of need it

hey i live in cali
whoa dude

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Apparently Sanae is Suwako great great great granddaughter

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why is koakuma so short?

I agree. She's too short while Cirno is too tall. She should have been a midget according to the anime.

she's as short as flan
is....is she a loli?

>according to the anime

Now that I think about it, Koakuma have vampire-like wings. She must be a young vampire.

I mean that might be it? I wish ZUN talked more about the characters. mostly the mid bosses since they get barely any screen time.
I still think she is a demon or maybe even a summon or some sort
like in classic DND wizards have familiars they are allowed to summon, maybe its like that with patchouli?

Familiars can only be small animals
t. D&D veteran

Well, yes thats true. I am just making a generalization

She does seems overly-attached to Pacthouli for some reason. Yeah, maybe I went ahead of myself calling her a loli-vampire. Also, she doesn't have bullshit power like Flan and Remilia.