Dota 2 General - /d2g/

why does being a manlet/shitskin make you good at mid?

I thought spacing was fucked up famalam

overcompensating

Where does your confidence for fnatic come from?
I'd put Geek Senpai and Happy Feet before them

>bamboe winning anything
>jeyo winning anything

they're already 2-0, and their players are actually quite decent

QO and Febby can easily get third in a fucking SEA qual

CM is always paired with Sven but who is Lina paired with?

They qualified for 1 lan in 5 attempts

bbc

Lol they are the shittiest players on Fnatic. I don't know if you're baitng but Fnatic is getting held back by those 2 shitty koreans.

juggernaut or batsk8er

time for another faceless 9-0

Right? I'm a hardcore MVP fan but they've been playing horribly.
Qo loses his lane every game and Febby is a horrible 4

lina doesnt settle with only a pair

QO is fucking shit

DJ is the only good player on that team

anything with a cock

delete this

>ixmike stack manages to win NA opens
>all ~good NA teams have europeans or sea players

how do we fix NA? is it broken beyond repair

t. biggest dota slut

Merge players with SA

so this is the power of SEA.... wow

>Pinoy internet
lmao

I will never know why they play on my servers when they can't even play on their own
Double fucking confused if they queue for ranked

QO literally can play 2 heroes, PA and lone druid

I don't know why they don't just take an IWTF flight or whatever to Peru and then play their games at a lan cafe.

Thunderstorm in Metro manila m8
I just had a power outage

>/bantz/ is literally 90% aussies shitposting each other

Why has that country not been nuked yet? Its basically a wasteland as is

The whole capital region is affected here famalam
Expect more disconnects later when our electric company shits up again

>be pinoy
>get typhooned

So like an even more retarded Bulldog?

Is that possible?

hey so, what do the filos think about mushi NTR'ing Mineski

We hated it
Mineski is like the Navi, DK, and EG equivalent of Flip Dota

what does NTR mean?

NTR
NTR - "Need to rush" it is the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive team from Poland. The team have been created in December 2014 in small village called "District the 13th" by a polish group of friends. They have not won single professional competition, but the times of glory and splendor are coming. Beware of their magnificient power and superior might...
NTR is the best team in the world.
I love NTR

indian movie star guy

Not To Reddit

shorthand for the nip word for cucking

Thefuck
/Ourgirl/ danelie is casting,
why was i even watching moonduck fuuuck

our girl is streaming the qualifiers

this is sad to hear her talk, she sounds like shes dying

...

were all dying

yes. that hasn't changed

I bet you'd still post a pic of her every thread.

yea but she sounds like the usain bolt of dying lmao

Anyone has any idea at what time exactly the battle level bundle will leave the store?

listen friendo, if you're still on the fence about this then you probably don't have the money to sink on the bundle

based cameraman showing us the goods

i dislike breakycpk

She only dates big guys like Doom or Centaur

>teabun

I do. I'm not on the fence, I'm gonna buy it. But due to credit card company bullshittery, the money will only turn into steambux in about 5-8 hours

>Bamboe and Teabun

Is finally time for Crescendo, hope mah boi Synd does well.

I hope he does alright but I sort of don't want to him to compete because then his place casting at TI would be filled by someone awful

>ODpixel got a job because of his ability to talk fast, moderate knowledge of dota and considerable ability to meme

>Breaky got a job because of his HoN casting background despite having little knowledge of dota

>Aneedroid got a job because of having a vagina

Rate from most to least offensive

>both BTS and moonduck are going to cast the same EU qualifier games

>babyknight

lmao

>Least offensive
Owen
>Moderately offensive
Anee
>Horribly offensive
HoN trash

how to make doter friends?
am newish

>OD
Having a british accent instantly legitimizes commentary for sponsors and casuals who follow real sports
>breaky
Has (((THE))) perfect voice for commentary and reading sponsor messages. People would kill for a voice like that.
>Annedroid
Gender hire and is light on the ears

Overall I don't really care. There are worse people in the scene than these 3

>bts literally 3 minutes behind moonduck
LMAO

>babyknight

not fair.
Annee also has big tits

>yfw NP and Planet ODD cuck DC out of a place at TI7

>worse people than annee
there's like...maut...and...

too many games at once

you

don't pretend you are actually interested in all of them

>Sharteren

>babycrap

>Syndstack getting dumpstered

Gee, didn't see THAT coming from a mile away

thankfully i don't impose my presence on cast stream, FCIDF

>watching eu when russians have their own murderball division
really now

whats the name of Loda's team?

>people are still willing to play with synd"I refuse to practice Chen for TI3"eren

lysander: his accent is stupid, his voice is bad to listen to, his space-filling fucking sucks, he's unfunny and he memes too much

xyclopzz: he's a nice dude and it's not his accent that's bad funnily enough, it's his inability to fill dead air. I don't want ""commentary"" if he's not gonna say anything for 75% of the game. I heard he was working on his english though so he's actually trying to improve

aysee: he doesn't keep up with the game and he talks about himself all the fucking time

trent: i like his commentary and he's funny but he loves listening to himself talk and seriously, keep the fucking politics out of the casts what the fuck

llama: she did shit out of the game that took away from her work inside the game. no-one wants to hear about your lesbian girlfriend, or how sjw you are, or how you're a victim of bullying like, what the fuck did you expect you gave them all the ammo.
and the accent jaysus fucking christ

There's more but i must do something

what is it with asians and choosing handles that deal with feces?

it's all asians across multiple online games

I don't see any pro players named poopie from the west

What does BBK stand for?

>losing to mineski
wew aussies

youtube.com/watch?v=9_xbv_Bkd9s

BaByKnight

these crescendo cores are SO bad

more like a crescendo of shitting out of your ass LMAO

Here are some warning signs for people to avoid:

traps/ trannies

cropped lewd anime avatar

people who get mad in unranked all pick

spanish/ portugese speakers

isn't excalibur that meepo gook fnatic wanted for TI?

>Dumpstered by Planet Dog
>Dumpstered by Singularity
>About to be dumpstered for a SECOND time by 4p5

I know that Akke and EGM are probably just doing it to fill time at this point, but Synd/BBK/Xcalibur genunely still think of themselves as pro players and want to play on big LANs. Sad!

it's Fly's gf's little brother