Lads... Will we ever have a reveal season as patently hilarious and meme-worthy as Tempest ever again? The actual meta sucked, but the preview threads were the most amazing reversals and freak-outs I've ever seen.
Cooper Walker
look where her ears are
Kevin Peterson
I want to smell Cerberus's dong.
Nathan Jenkins
kys
Jackson Campbell
I want to suck Cerberus's dong.
Lincoln Johnson
Post up your theorycraft.
James Moore
That's not Cerberus.
Dylan Richardson
Friendly reminder to report this guy.
Real new thread.
Christopher Miller
please stop
Isaiah Rogers
I'm not posting mine until the expansion comes out so I actually get credit for it this time.
Jack Hill
>Get mad >make another thread >everyone ignores it
lol
get fucked discord
Liam Wood
Who was the genius that decided to give Dragon fucking metric tons of Healing?
Mason Brooks
A fairy is useless. You can't stuff your cock anywhere!
Anthony Gutierrez
lf quick free win 55562
Sebastian Roberts
>Not making threads early is discord trolls Oh wow
Nolan Nelson
not sure how good lethal blade is, might be a worse revelation
Joshua Rogers
Only discord would make the thread early for no reason.
Zachary Bell
Please dong bully
Jonathan Murphy
It was only made great by how bad Dragon was doing in RoB combined with meme cards it was getting like Hippocampus and eggs which threw everyone off from the OP shit.
Forest, Sword, Rune have been doing way worse in comparison during TotG yet none of their reveals will ever be as entertaining as Dragon cards. For Dragon is the dedicated meme class.
Henry Russell
/ourguy/
Lucas Lewis
Fairies are not for sexual, they are for protecting and being happy
Kayden Price
I want to dress up like that.
Noah Barnes
you can get the most awkward handjob ever
Easton Fisher
It's going to be
Eli Barnes
>Arisa >protecting her fairies
Gavin Jones
idk why I love this picture so much, that arisa
Jordan Williams
why would you lethal blade when you could revelation for a single point more?
Carter Cox
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Xavier Edwards
What's stopping you user?
Gabriel Butler
Looking forward to trying out some new Storm Haven stuff.
Might try out the Birdkeeper too depending on how fast or slow the meta becomes.
Sebastian Fisher
right, i'll probably replace it scarlet sabreur. i only wanted to use lethal blade because i like the idea of having a cancerous amount of boardclear
Lucas Reed
This
Jackson Harris
Reminder that the new leader poll ends tomorrow.
Nolan Ramirez
I fucking hate this game and this disgusting meta. I hate shadowniggers. I hate dragoncucks. I hate bloodfags. I hate t1 decks in unranked. I hate neutral support, nobody asked for that shit. I hate being cranked by the development team. Can't wait for WD.
David Robinson
This isn't even storm.
Jackson Hughes
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Ryan Turner
hey
Noah Hill
ah yes the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Storm"""""""""""""""""""""""""" Haven deck, my favourite
Alexander Turner
hi who is this
Kayden Lewis
I doubt it's going to be in time for next update, though. But I will keep it in mind during the datamining.
Matthew Nguyen
Whew laddy are you in for a real shitshow of a surprise and ought to stop playing now
A little housekeeping: There's always cancer decks in the meta. The faces will change but the aids will be the same Nobody wants to take longer to do dailies, they're going to play t1 when they have it. Blame the kikes for linking it to missions and not having a pure meme deck fun land
Aaron Gray
>implying Storm Haven hasn't ALWAYS been a midrange deck ends around turn 7
Grail/Aegis can just go in any deck as a secondary win condition.
James Sanchez
Opinion on new WD cards like Big knuckle, Disagreeable demon and Scarlet Sabreur for vengeance blood ?
Big knuckle counter early common follower like Grimnir, Unica etc. If you evo him its a massive tempo swing or if you evo other follower and go face you still control the board with his fanfare and push 2 face damage.
Sabreur is like a mini temptress. You can evo her for board swing or target face + evo other follower for 4 face damage. Also her bane can force your opponent to make awkward/unfavorable play.
it is worth to use Devil of vengeance without Soul dealer because less consistent vengeance on turn 4 with only 3 Belphegor ?
For 3 pp drops Disagreeable, Succubus or Grimnir ? Disagreeable can turn into 4/3 good for punishing slow deck like haven & rune, Grimnir can turn into topdeck 10 pp win game & succubus can deal constant burn.
Justin Lopez
It's turn 3 and the enemy unica gets kissed to 4/6 and slaps your leader's ass. What do you do? Keep in mind that you can't evolve yet.
Zachary Perez
26344 Can anyone give me a private surrender?
Kayden Stewart
bodyguard costs 4, you usually want belph/dealer at that point. i don't see how sabreur fits the archetype. the dealerless variant is pretty shitty imo.
I smash dat mf concede button cause HOLY SHIT THE CANCER
Caleb Young
Medusa's gaze Highway to hell
Andrew Flores
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Oliver Cruz
>ephemera
James Mitchell
So many D Shitters in unranked today. What, was there a mass shooting today?
Dylan Cook
>Ask the nurse to drag her >helps damage >back up ambush for Fire shield in case of pepe >follower so mess up the RNG for things like Lurching Corpse
Gabriel Nelson
how bout standard midrange tempo blood ?
Sebastian Cook
800 win rune pro here
Isaac Bell
D shift stay by far the gay-est decks to play against >auto pilot >no feasible counter
Hunter Gutierrez
>complaining about a 40% winrate deck
Alexander Martinez
>can't face race because unica heals >can't ward cause muh jeno >can't remove cause 6 hp fuck, this is going to be cancer.
What are you talking about? That deck is full storm haven.
Luis Baker
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Levi Ramirez
I just rammed bats into Isaboob's face until she died on t6. Shift's useless if they can't get it out.
Nolan Gutierrez
>tfw all the shadowniggers are going to make my tempo decks unplayable. Pretty sure WD is gonna kill my will to play at last
Thomas Young
I want Isabelle to ram her boobs in my face.
Carson Cox
85848 Concede please.
Benjamin Sullivan
Yet they still play it just because of the free win they get vs haven. Dshitters are hopeless.
Cameron Baker
I NEED to make that rune lego work. I could probably replace mages and swords with enchanted libraries and flame destroyers so I can have even more draw.
Isaiah Diaz
Thanks aniki.
Hunter Diaz
>not using your first KotP on Fighter-kun Bros(Inc. Hamsa and Sektor) before adorable horses, angels
Henry Kelly
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Easton James
Can't wait to try out some Neutral Haven.
Christian Robinson
Ghost is cute! CUTE!
John Garcia
Is this spicy enough?
Blake Reyes
The pulled up hood makes this really sweet
John Campbell
>Board forever too smal lto take advantage of ghouls banquet, haunted house, sexton, catacomb, curse of rebirth, and the when destroyed followers
Not 3x ragewyrm for consistency?
Jack Perez
r8
Luke King
>jabberwock But what are you going to fetch with him?
Hudson Rivera
>fat >Clay Golem >Dorothy Not my Daria
Owen Garcia
I think he wants to throw all the Fortes onto the board but I doubt it would go that well.
Xavier Peterson
He wants to turn carrots and shit into forte/riders
Christopher Gomez
DAILY REMINDER DRAGONBOND MAGE WILL NEVER BE GOOD EVEN WITH OZ-CAPRICE
Mason Diaz
Probably the worst deck I've ever seen
Jacob Lewis
>Grandmother used to be more scary than hairy. —Maisy, Red Riding Hood
Aiden Evans
>Eris thought she was safe >Didn't notice how I used Melvie so she would deck herself
Should I make Melvie my princess?
Angel Harris
>pray for carrots and eyfa not getting banished/removed >drop jabby and pray for rider and forte
>I'm off to take a basket of bread and wine to Grandmother. Good thing this nice wolf is helping me through the dark, scary woods. Thank you, wolf! >Thanks for taking me this far, wolf. Let me say thanks by finishing you off in just a second. Hey, why are you fighting back? You'll just suffer more!
Zachary Cruz
Sorry to reply to self, but just to clarify, she did concede, but only after 15 seconds of me sending the apology emote out.
Carson Carter
>Pick shadownigger in arena >5 wins I hate this shadownigger class
Blake Moore
>be a shadownigger >still complain about shadowniggers This is a new low, user.
Jonathan Rogers
Swordfags are the worst. You help them and the next thing is your throat getting slit. Literal terrorist.
Liam Lopez
Only truly skill based decks are Disco Dragon and Forest Control
Dominic Lopez
>roachnigger / runetumor / shadownigger Tell me user which class should I pick to optimize my win?
Matthew Sanders
Every time I face disco dragon they almost kill me, then kill themselves with Mr. Reaper card.
Kevin Hall
In take two there's nothing wrong with picking shadow, you gotta get wins. I don't particularly care either way, it's just kind of weird to rant about shadowniggers while using them. Embrace the garbo balance if you're going to do so. That being said... it's not like you need to play shadow in T2, I've gotten plenty of 5-0's as sword, and dragon is almost neck and neck with shadow in T2. Forest and Rune are a flaming trashpile, though, and I only play them in T2 when I want to do dailies with T2.