Se habla espanol

>se habla espanol
>no lowballers
>knocking sound
>price is FIRM
>have to sell by SUNDAY URGENTLY!!! (ad is still up 2 weeks later)
>finger blocking plate
>call (one8six)six789ninefour, ask for Juan.

What are some of your biggest craigslist redflags?

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>email in pic
>low resolution stock photos

also pic related, has to be the whore of continental USA craigslist.

look hard enough and you will find this scam piece of shit 4runner EVERYWHERE.

>""""""""""people""""""""""" who list the price as $1

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""" who miss one zero in their headline

I wanna kill whoever posted that $2500 Honda S2000.

FUCK YOU

people who like drake

>car owned by nonwhite

>"Clean title in hand"
>Ask for VIN
>He gives it to me
>Turns out to be Salvaged/Rebuilt

Every time

>Coexist sticker

Every single shitbox that had this sticker either had bald tires, blown engine, shot transmission, or all 3.

Also, contrary to popular belief, most were Altimas.

Did find my share of Priuses, but still mostly Nissan.

>white trash cuckolds who put up their beat to shit half-assed "project bike" for thousands of dollars
>seat is torn and has chunks missing as if used as a scratching post and chew toy for his mange ridden pets
>"hwul it ONLY needs a new seat, new head, new chain, clutch replacement, new fork seals, and has slight frame damage...asking $2500, no lowballers! I KNOW WHUT I GOT"

>"people" who post at $2.

>that pic

>runs well
>"I'm an hour away, bro. How's it run?'
>"great"
>arrive
>BTW blown head gasket but I'll throw in a free replacement gasket 4u

>>"hwul it ONLY needs a new seat, new head, new chain, clutch replacement, new fork seals, and has slight frame damage

I honestly don't know why people do this.
>"Hurr I'm selling my car and everything works GREAT it just needs a new exhaust, and the transmission slips after about 30 miles of driving"

when I was looking at MR2s this happened
the faggot used pics before he caved in the front bumper and tore out the dash

>just needs a tune up

>"lady driven"
that makes it worse you dumb fuck

>no tire kickers
>I know what I've got
>adds 0 to the price
>contact name "Juan" "Carlos" etc
>has $X,999

Flew out to arizona from California to buy a ford lightning dumb fucking Arab bitch with her crack head daughter said it was her dying fathers, she said it was in "perfect" condition with all the servicing records "one owner" I fly out there and it's fucking flooded with armor all, she has no paperwork, under her daughters name, 4th owner, transmission slip, rims lips are bent inwards, fucking lying bitch made me lose like $400 of flight fare

>PLEASE TAKE OVER MY LOAN
>$1,500 DOWNPAYMENT

Why didn't you ask for a VIN number before all that?

Because it's a made up story. Either that or he's a typical millennial soyboy
>ill spend $400 on a plane ticket before spending less than that on a VIN check
Yeah he's probably a nu-male millennial

>entire fucking ad in spanish

I can understand it perfectly, but still, this is fucking America, speak fucking english.

I hate my braindead race.

losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/d/honda-civic/6353950433.html

You need to go back

Not a dreamer, and I have a green card since 2009.

Try again drumpfkin.

Then we will work with you

I already contacted ICE btw, they'll be there in like 20 mins. Start packing Juan

My name is not Juan???????

Carlos, my bad

My name is not Carlos???????

Doesn't matter you're still going back

You should stop posting and start packing

I'm not going anywhere???????????

Trump has said repeated times that he has no problem with immigrants "as long as they come in legally" :^)
>post yfw you voted for a literal Civ-Nat

>salvage title because of theft
>puts clean title as an option anyways

every time

>over $10,000 amount in Mods installed

>I KNOW WHUT I GOT

I love how this never comes off a harbinger of something good for the buyer.

>’only needs a bulb to pass inspection, too lazy to change it myself’

>’custom 2x12 sub setup’
>wheels not included
>pics taken in shit part of town
>pics conspicuously avoid one fender, rocker, or door panel
>no interior pics
>dirty interior in pics

Saw this one on an ad for a beat-to-shit turd gen Cumaro:
>willing to trade for tattoo equipment or shotgun

>seller is Cuban
>title is "clean"
>even a brainless chimp could tell that there was work done to the body of the car
>drive it
>it pulls to the left harder than Takumi
Fuck Miami. FUCK CUBANS

>it needs a little work
>doesn't describe what that "little work" is

Interior torn to fuck
Torn roof if convertible
Clutch hits the floor with little pressure
Sparkplugs flooded, car shakes
Etc

Mexicans are the same way, except they tend to pull the expensive rims and audio they intend to keep for their next cars, add cheaper wheels, and it fucks up the car's handling.

>not selling
>just wanna see what i can get for it
these cunts should be purged

>Houston 2017
>"IT'S ONLY SURFACE RUST"

--or--

>"It wasn't flooded! I am telling the truth!"

no rear picture, I wonder why?

>checks irl

fuck off

In cali, one of the biggest red flags is engine swapped cars. Theres a huge list of criteria for making your engine swap compliant with cali law, and the whole process is a pain in the ass, so most people just "illegally" swap engines. Then it doesn't pass smog and they sell it on craigslist to become someone elses problem.

Why would you buy an engine swapped car at all is the real question

You wouldn't, hence the giant red flag.

I just got a response for some tires I'm giving away for free.

He's fucking LIVID that they're not the tires he desires.

It has to be a friend pranking me or something.

I don't even understand half of these are supposed to mean
>Live simply
Oh the fucking irony

Why wouldn't you?

because 9/10 they are fucking shit?